Thread 21516741

Sometime between the 00s and 2010s Hot Pockets brand sandwiches severely went down in quality. That being said, what's the best flavor?

>>21516741 (OP)
This does not exist in Europe. Do Americans really eat this processed garbage?

>>21516741 (OP)
I used to eat a lot of these when I had a job with no goof lunch options around and they were cheap as fuck. Never had one I thought was good though. I think I remember the ham one being the worst.

>>21516756
>Nothing in europe is processed! Ignore that our laws don't require companies to tell us every ingredient and especially ignore that every time our food is checked by inspection services of any kind they find half the "beef" is actually horse meat or children that were chopped apart by muslims for our cultural favorite DISH OF EUROPE the KEBAB and that our honey is always proven to be 0% actual honey! :D

>>21516759
Eat your microplastics, seed oils and corn syrup, stupid American. Your GDP is higher because you have all the billionaires in your country, so you are winning, right?

>>21516756
Yes they do, brown/yellow man LARPing as white european

>>21516756
youre asian (jap or pooloo) or hispanic, we know

>>21516756
I’ve seen European freezer sections.

>>21516789
So "Hot Pockets" are just sausage rolls? Hahahahah stupid Americans

OP is going to get banned for impersonating a janny

>>21516741 (OP)
pizza ones are the best, philly cheesesteak is the worst

>>21516741 (OP)
This one

Or here's another good option

Philly cheesesteak is the best. ham and cheese is inedible

>>21518381
please stop it. these are like the rage comics of /ck/ at this point

>>21518381
please go on with it. i like seeing what ideas people came up with

>>21518454
I knew I forgot to install CS Source

my ex used to call her pussy her hot pocket

>>21516741 (OP)
are you asking us or the jannys

>>21516741 (OP)
When I was in college I ate 6 ham and cheese Hot Pockets before people came over to drink. I was chugging whiskey as part of a game, it went down the wrong pipe, and I threw up whiskey and ham and cheese Hot Pockets all over a girl I was hooking up with at the time. I never called her again out of embarrassment.

they had a broccoli chicken cheese jalapeno one i think, but it was a lean pocket. those were cheap and decent
ham and cheese is hard to get wrong if you like shitty quality. the philly cheese and the pizza ones, i've not had a good one

>>21516741 (OP)
>Hot Pockets brand sandwiches severely went down in quality
you can't go lower than zero

>>21516741 (OP)
The pepperoni ones are easiest for me to get, and they're my go to hangover cure.
>>21516757
Agreed that the ham cheese ones are genuinely gross.

another boomer zombie brand that is way worse than it was before, which wasn't even that good, yet still takes up tons of freezer space

The best was the old BBQ beef ones. The new ones with the onions are terrible.