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Anonymous No.21516939 >>21516951 >>21517016 >>21517017 >>21517051 >>21517270 >>21517273 >>21517308 >>21517360 >>21517409 >>21517536 >>21517578 >>21518180 >>21518187 >>21518217 >>21519305 >>21519469 >>21520634 >>21523630 >>21524969
is this survivable?
Anonymous No.21516951
>>21516939 (OP)
Perhaps, yes, I would suspect there is a probability the crab could survive the process.
Anonymous No.21516987 >>21517037 >>21517081 >>21517087 >>21517595 >>21523628
kek these Chinese methods of creating maximum suffering for the animal are usually pretty stupid but this is actually cool. I'd eat one if I saw it.
Anonymous No.21517008
Is that a squeeze bottle of extra crab viscera to spray on parts it didn't splatter?
Anonymous No.21517016 >>21522014
>>21516939 (OP)
those krabben are already dood, but if they were alive, this would kill the crab
Anonymous No.21517017
>>21516939 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6gd9Ixys4M
Anonymous No.21517037 >>21517048
>>21516987
they are already dead in this one
Anonymous No.21517048
>>21517037
They are now. Before they were just napping.
Anonymous No.21517051
>>21516939 (OP)
No. This hits the crab in its weak spot for massive damage.
Anonymous No.21517073 >>21517535
>eating the chitin
yeah nah
Anonymous No.21517081
>>21516987
Look at the color of the crab. They're already boiled
Anonymous No.21517083
wtf
Anonymous No.21517087
>>21516987
Suffering is the new umami
Anonymous No.21517270
>>21516939 (OP)
Yes. My cousin died just like this and he survived.
Anonymous No.21517273 >>21517287 >>21517291 >>21517385 >>21517554 >>21518029 >>21518685
>>21516939 (OP)
why do we torture crabs so
Anonymous No.21517287 >>21518197
>>21517273
stroggification
Anonymous No.21517291 >>21517385
>>21517273
>posting the reverse version
Anonymous No.21517308
>>21516939 (OP)
Is this done with soft shell?
Anonymous No.21517360
>>21516939 (OP)
this paninis the crab
Anonymous No.21517385 >>21517393 >>21518140
>>21517273
>>21517291
Anonymous No.21517393 >>21517513 >>21523445
>>21517385
>So what do you do all day?
>I grab crabs and move them one foot to the side
Anonymous No.21517409 >>21517605 >>21517606 >>21517623 >>21520731
>>21516939 (OP)
this revives the crab
Anonymous No.21517513 >>21520646
>>21517393
they also inspect the build quality
Anonymous No.21517535
>>21517073
Probably softshell crab, otherwise it actually would be inedible.
Anonymous No.21517536
>>21516939 (OP)
Not gonna lie. Those long ass scissors are dope.
Anonymous No.21517554
>>21517273
They’re gonna do this to me one day
Anonymous No.21517578
>>21516939 (OP)
What exactly is this batter? Is it like crab crepes?
Anonymous No.21517595
>>21516987
Suffering builds character.
Anonymous No.21517605
>>21517409
the good ending
Anonymous No.21517606
>>21517409
WTF!
Anonymous No.21517623
>>21517409
So that's how they're made.
Anonymous No.21518029
>>21517273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpNeoxFOLcI
Anonymous No.21518116
The fuck is wrong with these Asians.
Anonymous No.21518140 >>21518171
>>21517385
Wow, crab making is complicated!
No wonder they are so expensive.
Anonymous No.21518171
>>21518140
dont forget the R&D cost
Anonymous No.21518180
>>21516939 (OP)
would
Anonymous No.21518186 >>21518264 >>21523449 >>21524572 >>21524605
westoids will scarf down puck after puck of microwaved meat slurry from a CAFO animal torture farm, day after day, without batting an eye, and if you even question these practices for a second, if you so much as gently suggest maybe making the torture cages 3% bigger for the animal to suffer less, they label you as a vegan extremist...

BUT, on the other hand, if they catch a glimpse of a fish being killed they start sperging like ingrid newkirk about the rotten culture of barbaric oriental bugman alien subhumans and two nukes wasn't enough?

what is up with that? ok I said the naughty thing, see you guys in three days...
Anonymous No.21518187
>>21516939 (OP)
>is this survivable?
neither crab is moving, they're already dead, which is crazy to consume.

This is some stupidity that probably doesn't even taste good. A bunch of flour and unbuttered/unseasoned seafood WITH shells.
Anonymous No.21518197
>>21517287
you think any of these interlopers will care?
Anonymous No.21518217
>>21516939 (OP)
This is where fossils come from
Anonymous No.21518264
>>21518186
You have the skin color of poo LMAO
Anonymous No.21518317
>omg the shell!?!??! that's inedible!!!!
I know this board is inhabited by flyover inbreds but how do you people not know what a softshell crab is?
Anonymous No.21518685 >>21523436
>>21517273
Anyone got the automated beef processing one? The scale of that fucker is impressive.
Anonymous No.21518720 >>21518748 >>21518751 >>21518774
softshell crabs are so weird
do you just eat the poop and everything inside the crab?
Anonymous No.21518748
>>21518720
they get cleaned before cooking. poop is less of an issue than gills for seafood
Anonymous No.21518751
>>21518720
i think the same thing. is it like holding jello in your hands? it weirds me out. same with soft shelled turtles. what if they accidentally get stepped on? ouch.
Anonymous No.21518774
>>21518720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TR5KamXoys
Anonymous No.21519305 >>21519306
>>21516939 (OP)
I'd pay her 200 to fuck her right there, do you think she accepts it?
Anonymous No.21519306
>>21519305
She has crabs
Anonymous No.21519469 >>21520587
>>21516939 (OP)
does anyone have the webm where they put the still alive crab into the chinese popcorn cannon?
Anonymous No.21520587 >>21520592 >>21521191 >>21521205 >>21521225 >>21521602 >>21524961
>>21519469
doesn't seem particularly interesting. it's just a mini pressure cooker.
Anonymous No.21520592
>>21520587
that's fucked up
Anonymous No.21520634
>>21516939 (OP)
based trad waifu
Anonymous No.21520646 >>21521189
>>21517513
>even crabs are built for bebece nowadays
whites are cooked
Anonymous No.21520731
>>21517409
Nature truly is amazing
Anonymous No.21521189
>>21520646
go back to the sharty nigger
Anonymous No.21521191
>>21520587
I never understand the fascination with such an impractical device
>Hey, I was able to make three bites of food over this alcohol burner by using this mini-pressure cooker
O-Okay?
Anonymous No.21521205
>>21520587
I was hoping it'd puff up like popcorn, but it's just cooked crab..
Anonymous No.21521225 >>21521426 >>21522066
>>21520587
There's gotta be some videos of people overshooting the pressure allowed in these things and getting shrapnel shooting through their body.
Anonymous No.21521426 >>21522039
>>21521225
that's what i was thinking too. a fucking allen to release pressure? i wouldn't trust that at all.
Anonymous No.21521602 >>21522073
>>21520587
It's the fucking brazen bull
Anonymous No.21522014
>>21517016
What kind of frisian accent is that?
Anonymous No.21522039
>>21521426
The latch is designed to be opened with a small torque rod. Trying to release pressure slowly with an allen key seems like a good way to lose some fingers, but this thing wasn't designed for cooking crabs, and I suppose he didn't' want them flying out at high speed and getting obliterated.
Anonymous No.21522066 >>21523384
>>21521225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMer4wfLqU
apparently its a popcorn cannon
Anonymous No.21522073
>>21521602
No. The brazen bull was neither airtight nor pressurized. This ensured the victim stayed alive as long as possible.

In fact a notable feature of it was the integrated piping which conveyed the screaming of the victim to their captors while the pipes transformed it into a brassy bellow, like a bull.
Anonymous No.21523384
>>21522066
It's amazing how the chinese have no fear of death
Anonymous No.21523436
>>21518685
no but i got the pigs
Anonymous No.21523445
>>21517393
you joke but one of my first jobs was moving bagged up turkeys a few inches to the side on the conveyer belt before being metal detected, could have replaced me with a bit of rigid plastic.
Anonymous No.21523449 >>21523541
>>21518186
>what is up with that?
you can feed more people with 1 cow than 1 crab
Anonymous No.21523541
>>21523449
what if the crab was really big
Anonymous No.21523628 >>21523631
>>21516987
>Chinese
Takosenbei is a Japanese delicacy, anon. They are seafood rice crackers. Usually they just smash an octopus or squid, but some also do shrimp, crab and whitebait. Even seen stuff like bacon strips, cutlets and clams. Also, they don't crush the creatures alive. These are usually served up in seaside stalls or at carnivals.
Anonymous No.21523630
>>21516939 (OP)
>mfw I will never have a cutsie skinny nerdy Japanese girl like this to be my wife
Anonymous No.21523631
>>21523628
Oh so that explains why I liked it.
Anonymous No.21524572
>>21518186
cringe
Anonymous No.21524605
>>21518186
You literally eat off the floor
Anonymous No.21524961
>>21520587
>pop the crab :)
Anonymous No.21524969
>>21516939 (OP)
this swaddles the crab