Thread 21516939

is this survivable?

>>21516939 (OP)
Perhaps, yes, I would suspect there is a probability the crab could survive the process.

kek these Chinese methods of creating maximum suffering for the animal are usually pretty stupid but this is actually cool. I'd eat one if I saw it.

Is that a squeeze bottle of extra crab viscera to spray on parts it didn't splatter?

>>21516939 (OP)
those krabben are already dood, but if they were alive, this would kill the crab

>>21516939 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6gd9Ixys4M

>>21516987
they are already dead in this one

>>21517037
They are now. Before they were just napping.

>>21516939 (OP)
No. This hits the crab in its weak spot for massive damage.

>eating the chitin
yeah nah

>>21516987
Look at the color of the crab. They're already boiled

wtf

>>21516987
Suffering is the new umami

>>21516939 (OP)
Yes. My cousin died just like this and he survived.

>>21516939 (OP)
why do we torture crabs so

>>21517273
stroggification

>>21517273
>posting the reverse version

>>21516939 (OP)
Is this done with soft shell?

>>21516939 (OP)
this paninis the crab

>>21517273
>>21517291

>>21517385
>So what do you do all day?
>I grab crabs and move them one foot to the side

>>21516939 (OP)
this revives the crab

>>21517393
they also inspect the build quality

>>21517073
Probably softshell crab, otherwise it actually would be inedible.

>>21516939 (OP)
Not gonna lie. Those long ass scissors are dope.

>>21517273
They’re gonna do this to me one day

>>21516939 (OP)
What exactly is this batter? Is it like crab crepes?

>>21516987
Suffering builds character.

>>21517409
the good ending

>>21517409
WTF!

>>21517409
So that's how they're made.

>>21517273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpNeoxFOLcI

The fuck is wrong with these Asians.

>>21517385
Wow, crab making is complicated!
No wonder they are so expensive.

>>21518140
dont forget the R&D cost

>>21516939 (OP)
would

westoids will scarf down puck after puck of microwaved meat slurry from a CAFO animal torture farm, day after day, without batting an eye, and if you even question these practices for a second, if you so much as gently suggest maybe making the torture cages 3% bigger for the animal to suffer less, they label you as a vegan extremist...

BUT, on the other hand, if they catch a glimpse of a fish being killed they start sperging like ingrid newkirk about the rotten culture of barbaric oriental bugman alien subhumans and two nukes wasn't enough?

what is up with that? ok I said the naughty thing, see you guys in three days...

>>21516939 (OP)
>is this survivable?
neither crab is moving, they're already dead, which is crazy to consume.

This is some stupidity that probably doesn't even taste good. A bunch of flour and unbuttered/unseasoned seafood WITH shells.

>>21517287
you think any of these interlopers will care?

>>21516939 (OP)
This is where fossils come from

>>21518186
You have the skin color of poo LMAO

>omg the shell!?!??! that's inedible!!!!
I know this board is inhabited by flyover inbreds but how do you people not know what a softshell crab is?

>>21517273
Anyone got the automated beef processing one? The scale of that fucker is impressive.

softshell crabs are so weird
do you just eat the poop and everything inside the crab?

>>21518720
they get cleaned before cooking. poop is less of an issue than gills for seafood

>>21518720
i think the same thing. is it like holding jello in your hands? it weirds me out. same with soft shelled turtles. what if they accidentally get stepped on? ouch.

>>21518720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TR5KamXoys

>>21516939 (OP)
I'd pay her 200 to fuck her right there, do you think she accepts it?

>>21519305
She has crabs

>>21516939 (OP)
does anyone have the webm where they put the still alive crab into the chinese popcorn cannon?

>>21519469
doesn't seem particularly interesting. it's just a mini pressure cooker.

>>21520587
that's fucked up

>>21516939 (OP)
based trad waifu

>>21517513
>even crabs are built for bebece nowadays
whites are cooked

>>21517409
Nature truly is amazing

>>21520646
go back to the sharty nigger

>>21520587
I never understand the fascination with such an impractical device
>Hey, I was able to make three bites of food over this alcohol burner by using this mini-pressure cooker
O-Okay?

>>21520587
I was hoping it'd puff up like popcorn, but it's just cooked crab..

>>21520587
There's gotta be some videos of people overshooting the pressure allowed in these things and getting shrapnel shooting through their body.

>>21521225
that's what i was thinking too. a fucking allen to release pressure? i wouldn't trust that at all.

>>21520587
It's the fucking brazen bull

>>21517016
What kind of frisian accent is that?

>>21521426
The latch is designed to be opened with a small torque rod. Trying to release pressure slowly with an allen key seems like a good way to lose some fingers, but this thing wasn't designed for cooking crabs, and I suppose he didn't' want them flying out at high speed and getting obliterated.

>>21521225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMer4wfLqU
apparently its a popcorn cannon

>>21521602
No. The brazen bull was neither airtight nor pressurized. This ensured the victim stayed alive as long as possible.

In fact a notable feature of it was the integrated piping which conveyed the screaming of the victim to their captors while the pipes transformed it into a brassy bellow, like a bull.

>>21522066
It's amazing how the chinese have no fear of death

>>21518685
no but i got the pigs

>>21517393
you joke but one of my first jobs was moving bagged up turkeys a few inches to the side on the conveyer belt before being metal detected, could have replaced me with a bit of rigid plastic.

>>21518186
>what is up with that?
you can feed more people with 1 cow than 1 crab

>>21523449
what if the crab was really big

>>21516987
>Chinese
Takosenbei is a Japanese delicacy, anon. They are seafood rice crackers. Usually they just smash an octopus or squid, but some also do shrimp, crab and whitebait. Even seen stuff like bacon strips, cutlets and clams. Also, they don't crush the creatures alive. These are usually served up in seaside stalls or at carnivals.

>>21516939 (OP)
>mfw I will never have a cutsie skinny nerdy Japanese girl like this to be my wife

>>21523628
Oh so that explains why I liked it.

>>21518186
cringe

>>21518186
You literally eat off the floor

>>21520587
>pop the crab :)

>>21516939 (OP)
this swaddles the crab