Thread 21516990

BLT

Can... can... well, can I comment on your car keys please? Can... can, well, can I please help force your forced meme tripfag bullshit?

>>21516998
Can I see your dildos?

I can't even imagine how pathetic OP is IRL
>he...he...heh let me put my parents keys in the shot

>>21516990 (OP)
Can I comment on your cat's mustach?

i realize i forgot the lettuce pic
c'est la vie

>>21517020
even if they are his, BMW, yikes.

>>21517049
Ugly, Slow, Gay, Cooklet, ricelet, knifelet, spicetragic, McDonalds, Pikachumonsterchef+

BLT

>>21517056
Kek, "based," to use the parlance of our times, but you will nevet be me

>>21517061
I'm you, but better.
I cook faster, and drive ///M.

>>21517062
And yet

>>21517065
But we are also the same because we hate all the other losers. Why must they seethe at us for being chads? Do they also seethe at the sun for rising in the east?

>>21517059
>BLT
Based BMW, Lunch, and Tea enjoyer

>has to bump his own bait thread
absolutely pathetic

>>21517161
>everyone is me!!!
Which bait?

What's wrong with your camera?
Is the lens? Your lighting? Exposure settings? What's going on?

>>21517171
D R E A M A E S T H E T I C

>>21516995
There is no trip at all, newfag.

what an embarrassing attempt at a thread

>>21517236
People like this always lease their car and it's not even theirs in the first place.

Are you that fag that posts with his shitbull or that other fag that posts with his parents? Now you got some other shtick?

>>21516990 (OP)
>BLT
Nope. Never even once saw buttery grilled bread on a BLT.

I've also never seen it on a cutting board next to dirt and an exhaust pipe on the ground. Are you homeless? Do you live in a junk yard or chop shop? I'm confused.

Your insecurity sandwich looks good

Is that a 3” cat back at the back of your cat or are you happy to see me?

>>21517244
I bought a 1970 Corvette for myself at age 26 and so many people asked me how long my dad has owned it. Sometimes guys just like getting nice cars.

>>21516990 (OP)
Gee, Bill! Your mom lets you have THREE BMWs???????

This is the cringiest "flex" I've ever seen, and I have to see it several times a day on multiple threads. I get that it's your "thing", and to not double down on it at this point would be admitting you accept how faggy it is. But if you stop posting the keys you'll stop getting *negative* attention.
Why do you want negative attention, BMWguy? Were you neglected and unloved? Do you just lack any self-awareness?

>>21517005
Next to the burner even!! Can't miss a chance to showcase all of those keys to all of those cars!
You're the lamest person on /ck/. You and the holy roller oats faggot. Couple of incel trolls of the worst kind.

>>21517171
His lens is all scratched up because he has an old expired iphone that only works in his house, which he never leaves. There is no actual vehicle. He just has the key shit.
It's someone who leads a very pathetic life with no friends and no job, mooching off parents and "showing off" their car keys. He feeds off of negative energy for validation and acknowledgement of his very existence.
A pathetic manchild who thinks he's not a complete cringe faggot.

>>21517254
He often joins forces with the 'god bless' guy who just posts foul bowls of oats he cooked in juice and vinegar. They're both despised on the board so they try to look out for each other with positive reinforcement. They're both tremendous samefags constantly keeping their shitty threads bumped because they feed off of the backlash.
Imagine you have nothing going for you and no one who cares; come up with a cringe gimmick and start hauling in the (you)s.
For arrested development shitbags it must beat the loneliness. I'd take pity on them if they weren't such prolific posters on the board.

>>21517342
>THREE BMWs
They're to the same car dumbass. A key, a spare, and a valet key.

>>21516990 (OP)
How do you toast/grill your bread without the tomatoes/lettuce going soggy first?

why did the bmw piss people off so much? You know you can buy them relatively cheap used, right?

>>21517432
Hate the driver, not the car.

>>21517432
even one is too many. BMWs are what poor people think constitutes a nice car.

why isn't there a gun and glass of whisky in any of these pictures

>>21517355
>arrested development shitbags
Maybe but I’d like to be 16 years old forever

>>21517418
Obviously. But OP thinks that people will think it's three cars. Why else would he feel the need to post all of that as a trio? Total fucking retard no matter what his motivation is.

>>21517432
KYS, pedo.

>>21517033
Organic mayo? Seasoning the mayo? What a massive faggot.
>>21517034
Lowest quality tomatoes and lettuce I have ever seen. Wonder what third world shit hole this retard lives in. It's always poor people making these threads.

>>21517059
Leave it to a Britbong to fuck up something so simple. Can't wait til you fuckers are finally gone from here. Gonna be soon.

>>21517230
Kek cry pussy
>>21517244
I've never leased a car in my life

>>21516990 (OP)
CAT

>>21517256
>Nope. Never even once saw buttery grilled bread on a BLT.
So? You've neva seen a sav in (Red)wingz
Push an M5(hundred) on some Davin rimz
>next to dirt and an exhaust pipe on the ground
The cutting board was nowhere near the ground

>>21517269
Aw thanks bb
>>21517299
Why not both?

>>21517342
Kek cry pussy

>>21517349
And yet

>>21517208
The keys are the trip you fucking idiot

The sandwich looks good. But honestly, your plates, counter and everything looks cheap.
Like the kid in the other threads, Stuart, everything looks nice.
Are you in the suburb or rural?

>>21517418
That doesn't even make sense

>>21517456
Faster and more luxurious than your cars, chief

>>21517584
Delusional

>>21517720
Delusional

>>21516990 (OP)
Haha Kot

>>21516990 (OP)
Post your dog asshole.

>>21517780
I don't have a dog, but if I did it'd be a German Shepherd
Or a Belgian Malinois, but those need a little too much stimulation

>>21517714
>>21517712
>>21517739
>>21517742
>>21517754

lol, you keep digging yourself deeper in the pit of cringe.

>>21517795
just ignore that sissy with his fag car that he cant work on. its just sad when your entire personality is your gaylordmobile hahaha

>>21517795
How so?
>>21517800
Which one?

>>21517780
Why would you want to see his dogs asshole?

>>21517807
Imagine thinking having a BMW is in any way impressive

>>21516990 (OP)
Woah I had blt's for the last 2 nights and own a BMW too, how crazy is that

>>21517845
Omg I just noticed the cat, I have one of those too. 5 in fact. This is just too much of a coincendence, what are the odds

>>21517841
Bruv I've no fuckin clue what you're on aboutm8

>>21517040
fuck yeah. looks good and garunteed tastes good

>>21517846
>>21517149
>>21517871
gods bless

>>21517848
Typical for a blackiemovingwagon tard

>>21517888
ty for the blessing, you too

I made one today too but didn't toast the bread and used that precooked jalapeno bacon

>>21518002
Che schifo

>BLT
>no mayo>>21518396

>>21517848
>steering wheel
oh no no no bragging about your 20 year old car that can be purchased for $10k
>inb4 cry pussy

>>21518484
>>21517033

>>21518521
How am I bragging?

>broke as shit
>worthless stinking animals
>beater ass car
this guy is a fucking LOSER lmao

>>21518535
Which one?

>>21518535
Hey, at least I'm housebroken

why does this board attract this kind of attention whores?

>>21518557
Gonna make another BLT today

>BMW
lmao what's it like being a wrenchlet?

>>21518675
My wrench is bigger than yours

>>21518680
BMW = wrenchlet, sorry I don't make the rules. come back when you know where your spark plugs are

>>21518681
The spark plugs are literally in those 6 holes...

>>21518686
Good job! One day you'll have one with eight or ten, like a real driver.

>>21518689
For sure
You mean 8 or 12, by the way
v10s are gay as fuck LOLbmaooo0o0o0

>>21518691
of course the british (read:effeminate) bmw driver can't appreciate the subtle wabi-sabi of a V10

truly a wrenchlet

>>21518693
Son, I'm very highly educated. I know wabi-sabi. I have the best wabi-sabi
And bruv I've no fuckin clue what you're on aboutm8 calling me British are you just 'avin a giggle n takin the pissm8?

the wrenchlet keeps trying to talk to his superiors. just remind this femboi if he ever posts again that he's a wrenchlet, simple as

^ he just wants me to cum back to /o/

>>21518681
You work on your own car? Tough times never last I will pray for you tonight.

>>21517342
The cringe in these threads is from the anons obsessing over his car, showing their odd insecurities.

Man BLTs are surprisingly contentious

>>21517342
/ck/ in general is just a bridge for trolls and posers to hide under at this point
>"Oh, you asked an earnest question about food you've never tried? COOKLET"
>"Check out my pool/cars/dog that I took a picture of food next to. If you point out the obvious attention whoring then you must be a LOSER"
>"Your opinion is shit because you haven't tried REAL food, I'm the only one whose opinion matters"
>"X is great and I'm tired of people pretending like it isn't (when nobody has ever said anything about X)"
It's even more pathetic than when they do this shit on Reddit because you can't even argue that they're doing it for imaginary internet points
This place is a wasteland of retarded autists and spastic jerkoffs who are determined to destroy any kind of intelligent conversation because they were raised by electronic devices. The nukes can't come fast enough, honestly

>>21519477
Posing as what?

>>21517034
Now see, the tomato MAKES the BLT. And those tomatoes look shitty. A proper tomato's juices mix with the leftover bacon grease and pools upon the lettuce (or with the mayo if you like to put the mayo on the lettuce to keep the bread dry) and creates an unholy mixture that tastes like heaven. Satan's ejaculate, if you will
Those tomatoes look mid
Come on down to Florida and I'll make a proper BLT with some orange tomatoes. You can watch me eat it and if you step foot on my property you'll be dealt with accordingly. Castle doctrine bitch

Even the anime weebs don't like this bmw faggot. In this case the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I'm actually forced to side with pink little cartoon girls over car keys. I feel so dirty now. But that's the grime that's always been on this website. It makes more sense than flaunting your parents' car and stuff on a cooking forum. Not by much, but it does.
I can't believe this is back on top of /ck/ again. I guess as long as we refuse to IGNORE him he will continue to do it.
I'm not going to complain about him anymore. Maybe he'll get bored and go away. He never gets a bump from me though. Of course I cause a reply. Now that that's ending it'll be one less.
I'll just devote more time to harassing fast food shills. I can't ignore everyone.

>>21519742
Delusional

>he kept his irrelevant car keys in every single picture he posted.
Holy shit, please kill yourself. Real financially well-off people don't do shit like this we ALL know your leasing. You insecure self conscious bitch made faggot. It's literal women behavior what you're doing too. I would beat the fuck out of you irl.

>>21519900
Wow you really are seething over this huh?

>>21516990 (OP)
why the car keys?
also get a better shot of gato and BLT

>>21519916
why the car keys?
>Because he's a spoiled man baby that just got it from his parents, he's also never had sex so he compensates that by posting he has le heckin expensive car

>>21518521
Yeah that car looks old as fuck

>>21519904
And that's why you're posting them. You feed off of negative cringe energy. You're playing the fool; getting off on it because you're still anonymous.

It's the validation you need in an empty, unfulfilling existence. We pity you, OP. It's obvious that this is all you have.

>>21519953
He isn't posting my keys THOUGH

>>21516990 (OP)
Nice cat
Nice cutting board
Nice sandwich
Gay AF car. Beamers are for faggots

OP you know who else was obsessed with BMWs and thought it warrants him pussy but then went and killed a bunch of people because he didn't get aby?Can you take a wild guess?

>>21519900
financially well-off people are not seething like you do lmao

tough times never last I will pray for you tonight

>>21516990 (OP)
Wipe the grease off your camera lens

Sorry OP. You drive a bimmer. Nothing can save you from your innate douchebaggery. You're a lost cause.

>>21520650
>Sorry OP. You drive a bimmer. Nothing can save you from your innate douchebaggery. You're a lost cause.
You are poor, need approval from others, and have an NPC mindset.

>>21520445
Don't you dare compare this spamming loser to the Supreme Gentleman

>>21520407
Beamers are motorcycles

i can’t stop laughing at this thread holy fucking lol

>>21517740
BMWs are not luxury cars, lmao. They’re total crap boxes with the douchiest styling on the inside.

>>21521347
Faster and more luxurious than your cars, chief

>>21521379
Is having access to your dad's car really the only thing you have going for you? This is SO pathetic. This is really the highlight of your life right now; this thread where EVERYONE hates you.
There's no one who cares, no one who loves you. Seeing another (you), even filled with disgust for everything you are, is what gets you through.

That's profoundly sad. Will you kill yourself with the revolver?

>>21521388
Sounds like you have a serious case of sour grapes.

A fucking BLT? Really? Fuck you. Fuck you, you fucking asshole piece of shit. Bacon, lettuce, and TOMATO? Are you fucking kidding me? And you drive a BMW?
No. I can't do this.
Fuck. You.

>>21521429
So any 2 of B, L, or T would be okay?

>>21521398
So you don't know what sour grapes means.
No, we just HATE YOU. It's not jealousy or envy or anything about you being superior. You are looked DOWN on because you're fucking stupid. And you just keep replying "cry harder". You're missing the point.
Well, no. You're pretending to miss the point. You're just more stubborn and persistent than the rest of us. You'll outlast everyone. This will register as you "winning" in your mind.

If you actually did understand what's happening here you wouldn't admit it. But keep doubling down. Have 20 bmw key fobs in the next photo. It's not getting you anything except even less respect than you already had.
You need a life.

>brown
>obese
>3,000 kcal meal with no protein
kek

>>21521963
>can't tan because she'll burn
>doesn't know how shadows work
kek

Made another one on dark rye (Schwarzwälder), gods bless

>>21521941
>>21521388
>>21519953
I've no fuckin clue what you're on aboutm8

OP is a Chad, this thread caused people to see the for no reason. About my only criticism is that your spread feels a little thin/watery, but I don't know anything about sauces. I love me a super crispy BLT, nice anon.

>>21522152
frustrated broke anons seethe at the sight of key fobs pretty hilarious

>>21517740
>>21521379
>faster
Sure, you can have that one, it’s not a quality I’ve ever cared about because I’m not a yobbo.
>luxurious
Lmao no. Hence my original point: it’s what poor people think a nice care is

>bonus
My car works, unlike your eternally broken crapwagon.

>>21516995
For the love of God let the boy comment on your car keys! EH??

>>21516990 (OP)
nice kitler

>>21516990 (OP)
Not even a expensive bmw fob, why bother posting it if you are a poorfag

I, too, love getting hammered and then rev bombing the piss out of my bmw at midnight.

>>21517020
and all 3 keys are for the same car, its just the backup keys YIKES

>>21517014
>measured in oz
confirmed shit ingredient

>>21523194
Someone who has experience with these cars tell us what he is hiding with the heart emoji
Also when I take my hoopty Crown Victoria to Taco Bell tonight I'll try to remember to take a picture of the food inside just to flex my glorious American culture on mr beemer key poster here

>>21522152
gods bless
>>21522207
When you put it like it makes me feel kind have bad
>>21523029
And yet they're faster and more luxurious than your cars, thunderchief

>>21523069
gods bless

>>21523146
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey

>>21523194
hyb gods bless

>>21523414
I think "Jeffrey"s post is the antithesis of fatuous, isn't it?

>>21523303
That doesn't make any sense

>>21523346
Beemers are motorcycles

do you get paid based on how many threads you can have up at one time?

>>21523467
This is my only thread up on this entire website
I don't even make threads on /o/, but they think I make every BMW thread LOLbmaooo

Idk why you people keep interacting with this guy 3 days later. He's just as bad as a namefaggot, treat him as such and ignore.
I'm going to go make a soup and I believe I'll use some sage.

>BMW
The ultimate advertisement for having more money than sense.

>>21523551
newfag
replying to herbs doesn't bump it
learn how to use the forum

>>21523781
ok newfag