Thread 21517239

It should be a food crime to waste a fine meal by inhaling it and not even giving yourself a chance to savor it.

I highly recommend eating slower. Not just to enhance your Epicurean experience, there's health and safety benefits too.

>man: eats food
>woman: omg i need to set up this instagram shot

>>21517239 (OP)
it's funny that you can tell most of the women there are trying their hardest to "fit the format" instead of "react to seeing bf finished his food already"

>>21517240
This. God I hate women.

>>21517240
Imagine simping for male extras in tiktok videos. Hella gay.

>>21517239 (OP)
>safety benefits too.
Not really that unusual, but choking on poorly chewed or tough steak is a big hazard the older you get. Swallowing issues come with age. Steakhouse syndrome.

I don't inhale food, so I don't have any habits to unlearn before I get old and senile. I always think that if you can't carry on a conversation while eating, you're doing it wrong. Drink more.

Notice how only a single one of these women cooked anything.

Men have work to do and things to kill we don't have time to whore ourselves online for attention

>>21517277
>>21517239 (OP)
I don't give a fuck about anything but the safety issue
Don't inhale bread or meat, take your fuckin' time
Choking sucks

>>21517239 (OP)
my wife cuts her steak up before eating it. by the time she starts eating, her food is half cold.

I have eaten very slowly. my food experience was not enhanced and my food got cold.

>>21517323
You obviously didn't watch the video.

>>21517277
Oh I swallow big champ, don't worry king ;)

>>21517239 (OP)
Wow! That's so neat that they all did the same thing. Do you think they all planned that ahead of time?
Such a cute (and TRUE) little slice of life!! I just love social media and vertical videos!!!

>>21517239 (OP)
>everytime you gocut toeat

lol, no time to fix it! It's more fun when it's spelled wrong! ;)

>>21517387
Yes, that's the single one who cooked something. Why are you responding?

>>21517239 (OP)
every single one of those women was doing something unnecessary before they started eating. they didn't show that part.

>>21517402
>say grace to thank god for nosh
>slovenly heathen (male) boyfriend can't even wait for you to say "Amen"

>>21517264
Of course they are, they saw a thing and ape the thing. Women are wholly uncreative.

You people need to stop blaming individual women for eating slow, when it's society that imposes on them that they should be "graceful" even when eating, meaning they're not supposed to eat a single french fry in less than 3 bites else they're branded as a pig

>>21517984
Yeah I just kek remembering the Food Games the girls would play in school. When we'd all get cupcakes on our desks for kids birthdays the girls would all make a show of not eating it or ripping off the tiniest chunk and nibbling it like a mouse

>>21517239 (OP)
Seems like a retarded thing to do. If I'm paying for food you better believe im going to take my time enjoying it. Shit ain't cheap. But yeah these women are probably just yapping a lot instead of eating, I've seen it a bunch of times 5 minutes of yapping in between bits.

>>21517240
Every time with my girl
>food is ready let's eat
>NO i have to take pictures first

who let the r9k monkeys out?

>>21517984
I don't know what retarded society you live in but here dudes are impressed if girls can eat a lot. As long as they're skinny

>just want to grab something from the store
>girlfriend wants to go with because she needs to be around me
>by the time it takes her to get her shit get in the car and get ready to go I could have already been back
Its so fucking draining

>>21518074
>share my home cooking with the dog
>swallows it without even chewing
>no appreciation for the fine ingredients, exquisite seasoning, and masterful chef skills
>proceeds to stare at me like a drooling idiot while I take my time to enjoy dinner
>pov: you're experiencing gf pov except its not in the 3rd person

>POV
Fucking braindead zoomer retards don't know what that acronym stands for

>>21518089
>>pov: you're experiencing gf pov except its not in the 3rd person
Smartest hole

>>21517239 (OP)
I grew up with 4 siblings, so you needed to get thst food in if you didnt want someone else swooping in on it.
Then in the military youd have like 5 minutes to shovel in some calories. Eat it and taste it later. Now I no longer need to do such things I take my time a bit more. But if Im hungry.. Im inhaling it.

>>21517991
Yeah fuck that. Whole cupcake. Into my mouth. Frosting end first.

>>21517239 (OP)

I never eat fast. In fact Im usually one of the slower eaters in any group Im in. My wife's family eats way too fast and its annoying. Im Italian. Food is meant to be enjoyed in a relaxed environment, not inhaled and move on to next thing. Relax, enjoy it, enjoy the company, be happy. Food is a wonderful thing

>>21518124
>provide insufficient calories for supper
>make the kids fight each other for food
>loser keeps getting weaker and weaker
wtf were you adopted by Israeli's or were your parents just hella poor?

>>21517239 (OP)
If you chew more that means you're eating a bunch of chewed up slop instead of the food you intended to eat.

>>21518141
You know the rules, one bite, then swallow.

Mastication is masturbation.

>>21518141
Man there really is no original experience on this planet

>>21518151
literally every moment of life is an original experience you mong

>>21518096
>pov: you're dating the smartest girl on tiktok who understands what pov means

>>21517239 (OP)
Why did they edit out the part where the woman talks about every little detail of her horseshit before eating anything? It should be at least 10 minutes of video.

>>21517984
>invalidates your arguement