Thread 21517597

Shouldn't they send out a fresh one automatically? Why do I have to go pick it up myself?

I'm gonna start door dashing, is $100 a day reasonable?

>>21517600
every fucking time
what is going on with this board

>>21517601
After accounting for $75 of gasoline and wear and tear on your car, maybe.

I really don’t care anymore. I’ve successfully contacted the ayys and they are sending me an Uber.
Adios fuckfaces

>>21517639
I'm seriously fucking unemployable and need a job
I could probably get disability if I could afford to go to a fucking doctor

>>21517601
That's exactly what I earned as a park ranger in 2018.

>>21517601
it works out to $6 an hour, when you can get a job that pays you $24/hr to do basically nothing in the current economy.
why would you bother?

>>21517691
>you can get a job that pays you $24/hr to do basically nothing
Such as? Tell me about these dream jobs.

>>21517721
Sucking cock behind the local gas station. Plus tip if you're a cute femboy

>>21517721
>Housekeeper at hospital
>Union
>Literally not allowed to clean visible poop or body fluids, the nurse scoops it up and you "sanitize" after
>Start at around $20 an hour, some parts of the country pay over 30
>Tuition reimbursement if you decide to go to school or whatever else
Literally any shit job you can think of is better than door dash. Delivery is literally a job for the most retarded people imaginable

>>21517765
You might be talking to one such retard

>>21517597 (OP)
>Sorry, no spectators!
>*shows this*
>O-Oh, right this way, Sir.

Just wipe away the bits of brain and it should still be fine.

>>21517721
I got paid 20 bucks an hour as an construction material technician. Most of the time I just stood around watching where the Mexicans poured concrete or driving. Maybe 30 minutes total of doing some testing during a 12 hour shift.

>>21517597 (OP)
Why does every bridge that crosses that god forsaken river suck ass? Big mac, Brent-Spence, that old ass suspension bridge. All ass.

>>21517765
In Aus it’s possible to make $50/hr+ if you live in Melbourne or Sydney and deliver for multiple apps.

>>21518042
Between 5 and 8pm too, still $150 for 3 hours of zipping around on a scooter is quite reasonable

>>21518037
suck ass bridge for a suck ass part of the country

>>21517597 (OP)
>dumb ass worked for door dash and got his car totalled for $2 and door dash will not cover anything

>>21517601
Your competition are all illegal aliens. Good luck. I did DoorDash for a few years. Was a pain in the fucking ass.

>>21517651
File for disability then. I did years ago and I'd be living in a tent if I didn't.

>>21517765
I don't believe you. You have to clean the restrooms and they're notoriously nasty. I've been a janitor before at a grocery store and it was the lowest paid job I've ever had.

>>21518007
>12 hour shift
There's more to a job than how little you do on it. I'd rather work harder than anyone on an oil rig for 4 hours than have a 12-hour shift of girlbossing.

>>21518232
>There's more to a job than how little you do on it.
Yup, such is most IT jobs. Once you write your little programs, you can almost feel guilty for how little you work. It doesn't mean your training and competence are not worth your salary.

>>21518232
>12 hour shifts
Make it 13 and you've got a 4 day weekend. Some companies are like this. Some dont allow it as a policy.

>>21518235
I work as basically a glorified cleaner/handyman for a bunch of tech nerds who are literally just too lazy to clear coffee cups and empty ramen packets off their desk or use an angle grinder safely. Pretty sweet deal in my books.

>>21518138
I'd literally jump in front of speeding traffic at that point.

>>21518247
How did you get that job?

>>21517651
>>21518224
If you're such a useless human you must rely on taxpayer dollars just to eat, you've failed. Your entire family has failed. Go get a job.

Every accounting of what a doordasher makes is less than minimum wage. One dude said he did multiple orders at a time on his 12 hour shift, after gasoline, 10 cents per mile in wear and tear, and not even accounting for insurance, dude made something like $6 per hour. I'm 100% confident the only people still doordashing are the unemployable losers because they have multiple felonies, don't pay taxes anyway, don't have a license so they're using whatever woman is in their life to pretend its her driving, and they just need $10 for the day even if it means destroying someone elses car.

>>21518290
What the fuck are you talking about, you /pol/cel retard? Relying on taxpayer dollars just to eat would be using EBT/Food Stamps. I'm 100% fucking disabled. Was in a fire at 18. My disability benefits aren't taxpayer funded, you cuck. My mother paid into the system and paid for me to have what I fucking have. Not you cleaning the cum off the walls at your local fucking truck stop glory hole.

>>21518290
>One dude said he did multiple orders at a time on his 12 hour shift, after gasoline, 10 cents per mile in wear and tear, and not even accounting for insurance, dude made something like $6 per hour. I'm 100% confident the only people still doordashing are the unemployable losers because they have multiple felonies, don't pay taxes anyway, don't have a license so they're using whatever woman is in their life to pretend its her driving, and they just need $10 for the day even if it means destroying someone elses car.
Also not even remotely fucking true. I was making $500 a week doing it part time. Get your shit together, kid and stop reading Reddit blogs.

>>21518294
>My disability benefits aren't taxpayer funded, you cuck.
oh that money just appears out of thin air then.
>mommy works!
Zero chance she's paid "in" anywhere near the amount you're getting. What a shame you'll be a useless human your entire life.

>>21518298
>I was making $500 a week doing it part time.
And how much were you spending on gas, and how many miles were you driving "part time"?

>>21518307
My late mother worked for Citigroup and made over $50k a year for nearly 40 years. So you do the fucking math, big shot.

>>21518309
Miles are a deduction. When you file your 1099, you input your mileage. Plus I had a $200 a month OTC card to use for gas at the time. Now it's $150.

>>21518313
Well here's the math:
$50,000/12 months to analogue your SSDI paycheck comes out $4,166.67 per month. Assuming the SS tax rate stayed consistent over the decades
>As an employee, 6.2% of your paycheck is deducted for Social Security taxes. Your employer also contributes an additional 6.2% on your behalf, for a total of 12.4%.
Thats $516.67 paid every month by both the employer and your mother.

Lets see here, $516.67 paid in, and you receive $1,745. Why, thats about 337% more you're taking out every month than what she paid in. That means you'd be taking out more (break even) after about 11.8 years. Now I'm not trying to dox you, but you said the fire happened when you were 18. I wonder how many years ago that was.

>>21518313
If you're able enough to type on the internet then you're able enough to get a job

>>21518334
survivor’s benefits for disabled adult children (like me) don’t expire at 18. If you were disabled before age 22 and meet SSA criteria, you get paid for life, on your parent’s work record. Because that’s what she earned. Through decades of labor. Through her taxes. That’s the contract.

So no, I’m not “taking out more than she paid in.” I’m getting exactly what the law entitles me to because of the work she already did. You don’t “run out” of benefits. You either qualify, or you don’t.

>>21518342
Never said that I wasn't. But find me a job that gives me the benefits that I collect now. You can't. Add in my health benefits with Medicare & Medicaid, all that D-SNP health shit and you cannot match it. I've worked for Amazon, USPS, UPS, all of them. None could touch it.

>>21518343
>So no, I’m not “taking out more than she paid in.”
I see math isn't your strong suit.

>>21518347
off topic, now shut the fuck up

>>21518351
LMFAO

>>21518357
Faggot, we're talking about DoorDash and you wanna talk about my personal life. Eat a bag of preserved dicks.

>>21518358
i'm NTA and you aren't disabled. can't wait until the pyramid scheme collapses

>>21518363
Then what am I?

>>21517609
It's called "engagement farming".

>>21518372
>posts gif from american media
every single time

>>21518290
I have neurological problems, I get migraines and experience fatigue if I don't take frequent unscheduled breaks

I'd like to have a normal job but literally I can't do anything where I have to report to someone and work on their timeline

>>21518421
>I have neurological problems
Your posts make that abundantly clear
>I get migraines and get tired
Yeah, its called having a job.
>if I don't take frequent unscheduled breaks
Have you considered UAW assembly lines or road construction? Seems like thats all they do.

You're pretending to be a victim carrying your cross around with you everywhere you go, even when you post on 4chan hoping someone will nail you to it. You're a net drain on society and your mother would be ashamed to see you being a neet trying to defend being lazy. Hop in a car and go deliver fast food.

>>21518449
This guy supports israel

>>21517721
It's nonsense. Less than 40% of people are employed. If you don't know someone willing to hire you you aren't getting a job.

>>21518475
Nope. And you need to start thinking for yourself and get off /pol/.

>>21518290
You realize most jobs are government?
It's all a scam. All of it. If you're not a farmer you aren't doing shit.

>>21518496
You're on 4chan in the middle of the day, I don't need to take your advice

>>21517597 (OP)
>Send Flowers
Wait he fucks up and they expect me to pay more money?

>>21518479
All these damn children and infants not getting jobs, wtf

>>21518479
What does retirement count as?

>>21518556
I'm gainfully employed working from home. What are you doing? Working yourself up to get out of bed?

>>21518564
Going to work is a scam, you spend your day making a lot of money for someone else then the government takes half the peanuts he gives you and funds other countries and pet projects with it

Then they try to gaslight you into thinking working is virtuous or some shit to try and publicly shame people that choose to opt out

>>21518567
Making fun of disabled people isn't the flex you think it is

>>21518573
I'm not making fun of disabled people. I'm making fun of a lazy person who thinks he's disabled so he continues to get welfare.

>>21518578
Hopefully you never have an accident that affects your ability to get around and if you do hopefully people show you a little more grace than you have here