Thread 21518397

What are you supposed to do with two isolated meatballs like this? What's the point of serving them this way? This has always puzzled me.

>>21518397 (OP)
It's a challenge to see if you can fit the balls into your mouth and swallow them whole. Few have been able to do this.

>>21518397 (OP)
eating them
are you retarded

>>21518397 (OP)
this plus like 5 spaghettis is how I like it

>>21518408
That's too much spaghetti.

>>21518397 (OP)
italians have stupid rules like "don't serve meat and pasta on the same plate" but then they have bolognese and lasagna. they're retarded

>>21518397 (OP)
it's just a variant of a hamburger steak if you think about it

>>21518397 (OP)
um they're delicious? is there bread i can use with the sauce?

>>21518397 (OP)
I’ve always felt the same, why make the meatballs huge when you’ll have to cut them up anyway to eat them? Plus the meatball core isn’t as good as the browned surface.

Seriously they should make thin meatball “bacon” strips

>>21518397 (OP)
Have sex with them

>>21519653
AYYYYYYYY DATS NOT HOW MY NONNA MAKES IT YA GOOOOFOOOOO OUT HEEEEA IN JOISEY

>>21518397 (OP)
They fucked up meatballs are supposed to be eaten off a stick. like a tooth or chop.

>>21518397 (OP)
you'll want to cram those balls, just like nonna used to

>>21518397 (OP)
you're supposed to shove the balls in your mouth you fat gay retard

>>21518397 (OP)
you chuck them as hard as you can at the nearest waitress, of course. Why would they look like a baseball if they aren't for throwing?

>>21519749
>:^(
I’m a big bearded guy with tattoos and if I saw you doing this to a waitress I would beat you up

>>21520120
Ill throw a meat ball at you too

>>21518429
lasagna is a sandwich retard

>>21518397 (OP)
>What are you supposed to do with two isolated meatballs like this?
eat them you drooling moron.

>>21520344
They ain’t sending their best.

>>21518397 (OP)
babby's first troll

>>21520120
>Tfw no big bearded man with tattoos to beat me off

OP is the type of person to have a naked horny woman laid down on his bed,legs spread apart and make a thread asking "GUYZ AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW,WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO"

>>21520120
>I’m a big bearded guy with tattoos and if I saw you doing this to a waitress I would beat you up
here's your Reddit gold,stranger

>>21518397 (OP)
OP, was it sold as a side?
Then it's a side, because you wanted them.
Was it sold as an appetizer? Then it's an app to sample before your meal and share with your other guests.

How is this a question, really. Italian restaurants can be known for their own unique recipe for meatballs. They can be a blend of veal, beef, pork, even pork italian sausage. There may be different herbs, spices and cheese blended in, parm, romano, even fresh mozz in the center. They can be soft or firm. Browned, simmered in sauce, or both.
Ordering them on the side might be something you want to do just to see if it's amazing, but obviously not part of your chicken entree or and steak and risotto plan for the night. Imagine dining solo so often that you don't understand a family choice, which is one of the typical ways to order in an Italian situation. When in Rome...expect to have several courses, not combo meals.

>>21520320
Lasagna is a type of pasta.
Lasagna al forno is a sandwich.
Fucking cooklet.

>>21520120
If i saw you try to beat up that guy id beat you both off with both hands

>>21518397 (OP)
Eyyyy that's-a not enough-a gravy!!! And what about the gabagool?!

>>21518397 (OP)
>half a wilted lettuce leaf on top

>>21520691
>lettuce
You’re a fucking idiot, son.

>>21518397 (OP)
What's your problem?

Polpettone is a dish in Italy, it means big meat ball. They also have polpettine (tiny meatball)

>>21518397 (OP)
They should make 6 meatballs and serve them with fries. Why is everyone in the restaurant business retarded these days?

>>21518397 (OP)
Not everyone enjoys a pile of carbohydrates.

>>21522186
>meatballs
>carbohydrate
Retard.

>>21522194
he was talking about the absence of carbohydrates, ya dip. also “meatballs” very often contain breadcrumbs