Thread 21519629

What's the consensus on the best bottled water? Some things to take into consideration are the source of the water (spring vs purified), how alkaline the water is (whether it is naturally occurring or not), the container the water is in (anything but plastic and plastic lined containers).

>>21519629 (OP)
>the best bottled water?

You just posted it. They don't even purify it. It's immaculate straight from the ground. If it's good enough for Elvis, Secretariat and the US Senate for 100 years, it's good enough for me.

>>21519629 (OP)
Milk.

>>21519629 (OP)
texas chads just go with ozarka

>>21519629 (OP)
I like san pellegrino

>>21519639
>It's immaculate straight from the ground.
this is normal in Europe though. Are all americans raised on pure water stripped of it's minerals? wild

whatever water is bottled locally because shipping water out of its aquifer is terrible for the environment.

Saratoga

Evian in a glass bottle.

Is this for black people or is it just the hip new thing on social media?
I saw a group of urban youths yesterday walking up from the subway as I waited for the light to turn and several of them were carrying that specific brand.
I thought it odd for them to be carrying large glass bottles like that which is why I remembered it. And then this thread popped up.

>>21519629 (OP)
>source of the water (spring vs purified)
bottled water is tap water from the district it's bottled in. stop falling for marketing like some brainless consoomer

>>21520516
huh?

>>21520306
Yes thats exactly how it is you must have a relative here.

>>21520294
nestle bullshit

>>21519629 (OP)
>.
I just drink it out of the tap.

>>21523588
Like, straight out have the toilet?

>>21523591
>I can has cheezburger?
Work on your grammar anon.

>>21520516
What the fuck is a urban youth, you retarded faggot

>>21520306
>Americans drink water straight from the ground
>pfff we've always done that in Europe

You are an autist.

>>21523602
>too dumb to infer meaning from context clues
>calls others retarded
Let me guess: you voted for the pumpkin pedo.

>>21523591
Ill drink anything with electrolytes and a measured ph of 8

>>21520306
When I went to Greece they told us to under no circumstances drink the tap water because it was like Mexico-level contaminated and poisonous.

>>21519629 (OP)
Also this

>>21523595
it's a phoneshitter that typed the wrong thing from autocorrect

>>21523918
When I went to Greece, the whole country smelled like a butt. I was like "who farted?" and the answer was Greece.

>>21525016
wtf is medium????

>>21523578
Yes, but at least it's less poisonous than Topo Chico.

>>21523595
>>21525155
Absolute fucking Newfags.

>>21525324
>t.

>>21519629 (OP)
Personally, my two favorite brands are Mountain Valley, and Fiji. The first because it's from Arkansas, one of the most based states and a bastion of anti woke bullshit. Second, it actually fucking tastes good. There's a discount grocer near me that sells the 1.5L bottles for like, a buck fifty or something.

I like Fiji Water for the taste, but also for the AESTHETIC, unironically I call it Vaporwave Water because I'm such a fucking autist.

If I'm feeling rich, I'll LARP as Patrick Bateman and get Evian, which was his preferred brand in American Psycho.

>>21525324
Nice concession

>>21525335
fiji water stopped tasting good when they got rid of the tropical backdrop picture
now i gotta drink my water from used up hand soap dispensers that have fish and shit on them

>>21519639
I bought a bottle of this water because sometimes its fun to waste money but was actually impressed, and im not even sure what made it good.

evian or fiji
ozarka when i used to live in texas

>>21525246
slightly carbonated

>>21519629 (OP)
My water needs more edge.

>>21525333
How does one even achieve shartmaxxing?

>>21526534
have an exceptionally bad diet filled mostly with fast food and little to no fiber. you become accustomed to shitting out liquid. also being obese so that wiping your ass is a legitimate chore, they eventually just stop caring