Thread 21520612

Last call for anons in and around Chicago. We're having a /ck/ meeting up tomorrow Saturday August 9th in Busse Woods at 12pm (noon) at GROVE 23.
42.0272237, -88.0241112

There will be a few anons there for sure. Bring food and or drinks you made or food and or drinks you wanna buy. There is NO GRILL (gay) on site so bring one if you wanna grill stuff. There may be an anon making pizza with his pizza oven.

At the least it can be a fun time to hang out outside with some new people and have food and snacks and some drinks.
Don't live in regret!

>>21520612 (OP)
>bussy woods
This is a joke, right?

>>21520622
Who doesn't like a little sausage when grilling some burgers?

>>21520612 (OP)
>/soc/
Newfag.

Which should I bring? My new Kel-Tec PLR-16 AR Pistol or my Daniel Defense LW? Anyone going to be wearing ballistic resistant clothing? Let's see what neat stuff you got.

>>21520612 (OP)
YOU FAT FUCKS BETTER TAKE PICTURES OF YOU ALL MAKING OUT OR ELSE

>>21520642
Classicfag

>>21520622
It was made for anons. Its the perfect place.

>>21520612 (OP)
For me it's burgers in 110F temps
Ramada 11 at noon tomorrow
I believe the rules are beer and dogs allowed, but hard liquor and face-photographing feds not allowed.
Good luck with your meetup too, Chimpcagoans

>>21520642
>>>/soc/
Newfag

>>21520739
>I believe the rules are beer and dogs allowed, but hard liquor and face-photographing feds not allowed
fuck you I am taking pictures and everyone will smile

>>21520746
You better say "say cheese" and give ample time to enunciate cheese, cunt

>>21520612 (OP)
anyone going to the grapevine tx meetup?

>>21520749
okay *slips my tongue in your mouth and gropes your belly*

>>21520749
you will love it and we will make great memories , don't worry about it

>>21520739
Oh I just saw your thread anon. Did anyone say they would do to yours? I hope you get a few people. We have a telegram going for chicago anons. We have an ok amount in there.

>>21520785
I scrolled by that thread so many times without realizing what it was, I thought this was the first new meet thread in like a week lel
So yeah I assume at least one other person will be there, and if not I'll have fun anyway

If you step in shit, it’s not dog.

>>21520612 (OP)
i'll be heckling any loser that shows up for this from the woods

>>21520806
That's ok. Ill be looking for you

>>21520612 (OP)
Too bad o4m isn’t here to see this. Pour one out for him bros… the jannies took him out.

F

>>21521037
i want to grope his belly

>>21521067
He would appreciate that. Have fun anons.

Is there a place to play disc golf?

>>21521085
why not just throw it around there near the table

>>21521085
Idk, but the place is huge. We can make targets

>>21520785
>We have a telegram going for chicago anons.
https://t.me/+rbAlTBzcvLI5YTdh

Man how does Chicago get the one park not it the middle of the hood but St. Louis get the worst crime ridden park in all of St. Louis.

>>21521215
probably because the captain lives there so he will need to be doing the set up.

I know some /fit/ anons that can be body guards so they can just kick them out or something

Why the FUCK would anyone go to this!?
You do realize its going to be like 100+ degrees outside tomorrow right?!
"bring food and or drinks you wanna buy"
why the FUCK would I bring food and drinks that I bought, that I want to buy? Are you actually retarded?

>>21521302
shut UP and SHOW UP

I will bring some macaroni salad from Wal-Mart

>>21521215
Why not just move the STL meet up to any other park (not in North City), there are plenty of safe and beautiful parks in STL (not in North City)

>>21521397
yaaaaaay

Do you think I could go fishing in one of the area's many lakes?

>going for cum brownie
No thank you

Grapevine Meetup still happening? Forgot the park name. It’s gonna be so hot so I may not stay long.

>>21521623
Just go eat Chinese food with your fat wife when people start showing up.

>>21521641
Man fuck you, our fren got Merc’d by jannies because of people like you who weren’t even there.

>>21520612 (OP)
Bussin' woods... You mean like between Schaumburg, Elk Grove and Rolling Meadows? Seriously??? I live ten minutes from that park.

>>21521746
See you there, anon.

>>21521746
See you there, maybe we can pee standing next to each other or something.

>>21521836
Imagine if this is just some giddy fed who had a whole plan to get the 4chan incels to pee together in a public park and arrest them all for sex crimes.

ARIZONA IS GONNA POST WAY BETTER PICTURES AND HAVE WAY MORE FUN THAN THIS SHIT

>>21520612 (OP)
So all the other meets were canceled? lol, I knew no one would go.

>>21520749
You can call me cheese cunt and ill smile.

>>21521944
Idk. Im just posting for my meetup. Any anons for other meetups can do their own. Arizona anon has a thread

Op here. Guess I'm gonna bring some home made salsa and chips and beer. C u therr

>>21522011
You deserve all the failing you have earned. Remember last month when you insisted everyone join your telegram channel?

I remember

>>21521641
I’m not Order4Me, I’m the cowboy twink

>>21522481
which meet up will you be at? Can I kiss you at the meet up?

>>21522018
Why so negative

>>21520612 (OP)
And we're off to a great start for 2025. A dozen locations were planned, only one has a thread, and it's in Chicongo on a hot & blustery day. /pol/ aficionados, be sure to keep your police scanners running in case MALE BLACK is in attendance. On the plus side, the whole charade finally got Order4me to go "incognito mode" without his trip, a net win although he's harder to filter now (use this query: cuckold, tranny, chinese food, medicare ozempic, thailand sex vacation).

>>21522481
Based

I’m going to listen to Kid Rock now.

So it's about to start soon... are you guys excited?

I think new york is about to start in 30 mins

>>21522718
I hope its not me and like two other anons. I'd like there to be like 5 people. Im bringing chips and salsa and soda

>>21522722
>I hope its not me and like two other anons. I'd like there to be like 5 people. Im bringing chips and salsa and soda
if it's only two other anons there. we can possibly do a hot makeout session in the park.

are any of you guys cute?

>>21522727
No. Im seven hundred pounds of pure fast food

>>21522731
>No. Im seven hundred pounds of pure fast food
you are lying...
you wouldn't be able to walk then. if any of you guys are cute, I'll give you a kiss at the meet up

>>21522734
>you wouldn't be able to walk then.
You're implying i don't live in a wheelchair

Anyone in Montreal or Ottawa want to create a meet up?

The closest official ck meetup is in NYC - bit of a drive for us only to end up getting pushed into the subway tracks by an angry lawyer.

>>21522736
you better show up anon

>>21522743
Sure anon, the official meetup time is noon, so it's entirely appropriate for you to post this suggestion at 11:30am. Since you're obviously a homosexual, may I suggest Michel's Boulangerie & Buttfuckery, with its selection of artisanal monkeypox strains? (Definitely try the Somalian Bloodbubble #11, it's one of Justin Trudeau's favorites.)

>>21522743
these threads had like a month long time being reposted so everyone knew, less than 15 mins is barely enough time anon

might need to wait until next year to suggest it

I haven’t been on /ck/ in a while but I’m definitely not driving 3 hours to Chicago to hang out with some spergs.

>>21522783
WHAT THEFUCK MAN I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

>>21522783
I wouldn't either. But ill drive half an hour to do that

>>21522762
>>21522769
>somehow they thought it was my intention to create a meet up today, within 30 minutes
>the one guy must feel badly burned by the NYC subway comment I made
>the other guy seems to think only one meetup per year is possible

>>21522801
>>the other guy seems to think only one meetup per year is possible
well everyone will remember to wait until x date or around there for the regular meetup.

if we just make random meetups throughout the year less people are likely to show. I think it would work better but you are open to running one

>>21522804
If anything more will show, especially those allergic to the sun. So a November meet up is also a good idea.

>>21522808
but its also freezing

>>21522815
Nordics love cold weather if you catch my drift.

>>21522815
>he doesn't live, laugh, and love to keep himself warm
>he doesn't dance like no one is watching either
Ask me how I know you get seasonal depression

>>21522666
>666
I ain't no G I'm just a regular failure
I ain't "straight out of compton"
I'm straight out the trailer

THE HOUR APPROACHES

>>21522830
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a mick
My only words of wisdom are just suck my dick
I'm flickin' my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin' till I fall in the ocean

>>21522832
>no meetups near me
>I have no one to eat with
>I will watch the thread while 700lb wheelchair bros out-do me socially today
At least I'm hopeful I'll be able to find a green female McDonald's Halloween bucket this year

Can I come if I bring no food and expect you guys to feed me and give me drink

Rolling for death toll.

>>21522859
bring something faggot.

>>21522861
I'm not coming then

put your trip back on
stop evading filters you faggot cuck

>>21522859
Yea that's fine

>>21522538
Grapevine depending on if people show up. Was there last year

>>21522855
I haven't listened to that song in 20 years. The funniest thing is he references Heidi Fleiss and her hooker agency twice in the song, and in this day and age normies are surprised about Epstein and Diddy.

>>21522876
fuck i am not close

>>21522880
Literally everyone in north America is within an days drive of Dallas. That's why all the major logistics companies are based there.

Op here. See you guys there hopefully. I won't be able to post until im back on wifi. So I'll update when its over unless other anons who go post. Wish us luck.

>>21522892
we're going to kiss when we meet up. every chicago anon will get a kiss on the lips when we meet

>>21522892
Good luck and safe travels!

>>21522860
Kek zero

It’s a quarter after 1 I’m all alone and I need you now!

>>21520612 (OP)
Hope you don't cuck out like that pussy-whipped Texan with the fat wife did

It’s 5 minutes and no photos from phone posters…

Grim

>>21522939
It's almost like old fags know exactly what's going to happen and the only people ever excited for this shit show were brand new redditors.

Even Dallas Cuckout knows he's an abject failure, and he's a fed.

>>21522880
Don’t worry I wouldn’t have kissed you anyways >:)

Why did the threads for this start dying off the closer we got?

>>21522951
speak for yourself, I would have grabbed you and kissed you without your consent

>>21522922
it's just 12pm at chicago where the fuck are you?

>>21522947
Cuckout was only a facilitator. He just wanted to show everyone how to get it done. Surely people didn’t go just to e-celebrity worship…

The hour is upon us, was Chicago captain capable? Only time will tell.

>>21522954
You won’t do shit

>>21522957
Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time
Dancin' in the desert, blowing up the sunshine
Everybody's goin' to the party, have a real good time
Dancin' in the desert, blowin' up the sunshine

Blast off, it's party time
And we don't live in a fascist nation
Blast off, it's party time
And where the fuck are you?

>>21522964
wear that hat and i'll send my texas friend to kiss u

>>21522968
I’m not even sure if I’ll be going since no one else is posting pics. Grapevine always has fucking fees for its parks and I’m not wasting my money. Miracle the last one even worked out. I also have no idea which park it is

>>21522968
Gay Cowboy isn't a hero. He's just the most normal person who got tricked a year ago. And apparently he never learned his lesson if he's trying it again.

Which personally I think is admirable. He has some values that I can't comprehend but he is standing beside them. And I can comprehend that. But a logical person would say he gambled and lost last year and is betting on red again.

>>21522970
>I’m not even sure if I’ll be going since no one else is posting pics. Grapevine always has fucking fees for its parks and I’m not wasting my money. Miracle the last one even worked out. I also have no idea which park it is
what the fuck why are you being so SHY

Chicago bros, don't get lost at the Hindu or Korean picnics. Come to Grove 23.

>>21522986
>4chan meetup
>everybody on their phones
typical

>>21522986
It’s happening!!!!

>>21522976
You’re wrong
>>21522977
You’re also wrong
I’m not a normal person at all. I never thought of myself as some stupid 4chan hero. Just seems I had the most memeable and lust-inducing figure of everyone there and that made me memorable. The rest of the people there were much more like normalfags than me at least with having decent jobs or being veterans. Sure I didn’t expect us to be ditched but I knew what I was getting into and came out it feeling good. I hadn’t spoken to or conversed with anyone for 2 years at that point after graduating high school and it was fun actually talking with people about autistic shit. Felt like I could be myself for a bit.

>>21522986
I was in Chicago just last weekend to see some family. Great Polish restaurant up there with good borscht and pierogi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74FcC-bIc58

Busse Woods mentioned

>oh cool, a meetup, I hope we-
*>get stabbed and robbed*

Was really hoping the India meetup could happen. Why aren’t you guys fun anymore?

>>21523054
No more like raped and gaped

It’s Saturday. Where is everyone?

>>21523058
god i wish i lived in chicago

>>21522986
EVERYONE GO TO THE TABLE WITH THE 23 PODIUM IN FRONT OF IT

LETS ALL HUG EACH OTHER AND PRETEND WE RE OLD FRIENDS MEETING UP SO NO ONE THINKS WE ARE WEIRD

>>21523044
I genuinely wish you all the luck I can Gay Cowboy. But you are definitely a normal fag who admitily drove hours just for your anime conversation. Real loners would have known better.

I hope you find a fat wife to eat Chinese food with. That is the normal fag dream.

Neato! I live in Poorope so I'm looking forward to the photos.
...of the food, obviously. This is /ck/, after all.

>>21523090
>But you are definitely a normal fag who admitily drove hours just for your anime conversation. Real loners would have known better.
Actually it was only half an hour away.

>>21523119
Oh so either I'm imagining things from a year ago or you didn't read all the posts from a year ago in your larp. Iirc gay cowboy drove up from Houston.

>>21522964
Is that a cavenders straw? Not bad at all, great beater hat, change out the band!

>>21523123
I don’t recall someone from Houston being at Grapevine last year. I live close to Grapevine so it was an easy drive. There was no one else there with a cowboy hat but there was a beaner who was a construction worker and had a green Tacoma

>>21520612 (OP)
>>21520622
Nobody is eating food anons made for them

18 naked anons on the shoreline at Bussy Woods!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked anons wanting to be fucked!
Anons at the picnic tables at Bussy Woods!
On their knees wanting to suck anon co/ck/s!
Bussy Woods really ro/ck/s!

>>21523151
Gay Cowboy where are you from?

Also no one actually claims Houston they claim Galveston or Woodlands or something. Houston is this a giant globulous cluster.

Out of the 4 guys that showed up in Dallas last year im pretty sure 2 of them drove up from the Houston area and gay cowboy was one of them.

It's a joke in Texas just how out of touch Dallas people are.

>>21523152
>Nobody is eating food anons made for them
EAT THE GOD DAMN FOOD OR ELSE

>>21523090
I’ll come to the next dfw meet up and spend $150.00 on catering if someone else makes a thread.

I’m enjoying cajon food today frens

>>21523168
The fuck? I’m the cowboy dude and am from Keller just south of Grapevine. Maybe my memory is shit but I didn’t tell anyone I was from Houston

>>21523173
wait... so who was the guy I was making out with?

>>21523170
Fuck off

>>21523173
Hey maybe I'm wrong. But I distinctly remember 2 of the guys drove up from the Houston area. Of the 4 guys present. And never forget that Dallas Cuckout is a fed.

If I'm actually making a mistake I ask for forgiveness. But I'm almost certain the real gay cowboy gave a harrowing story about his drive up from Houston.

My future TBA West Coast meetup will have NO HOMOSEXUALS, unlike whatever the fuck is going on here

>>21523188
It was raining that day and that one party boat came back in silence after the storms were over.

>>21523176
There were no makeouts. At all. There were lots of jokes made about it though.
>>21523188
There were people from Houston but I wasn’t one of them. I didn’t have a harrowing tale. I do have a photo from the drive up to Grapevine right before the sky pissed on us

The Chicago meetup had delicious homemade pizza!

>>21523202
So is dfw the only place that can pull this off? No more pics from Chicago?

>>21523207
Awesome! Was it tasty?

>>21523207
Chicago had pizza

>>21523202
Ive been dead wrong before and I suppose I have been proven wrong again. Perhaps Gay Cowboy really does live in the worst part of Texas.

>>21523209
My pic is from last year. At least there’s pics at all this year. Well done for trying Chicago

>>21521071
>>21521037
Who the fuck is this

>>21523232
What he's really trying to hide is his savannah bananas hat.

Only redditors ever cared about single a baseball.

>>21523212
Yes it was great pizza and we had a great view of the water in Busse Woods.

>>21523232
Our Fed

>>21523232
A big guy

>>21523236
where's all the anonymous gay sex

>>21523236
Man, I’m so glad that you pulled this off chicago captain!

>>21523240
It wouldn’t be anonymous if you could see it…

>>21523236
Nice job. Glad it worked out somewhere today. Next year I may take it upon myself to just host a meet up myself

>>21523207
>>21523236
there is cum in that pizza

>>21523262
There was no cum in the pizza. There was also delicious homemade salsa with no cum in it n

>>21523262
You do know that chemically, there would be no impact at all. It would be cooked out - so it would be as if it wasn't even in there. Unless they'd saved up many loads. At which point, many recipes wouldn't work out because of the difference in proteins, sugars etc.

>>21523319
>Look bro I don't care how much cum is in my pizza the cooking process makes the cum taste fine

>>21523158
can someone murder this literal fag?

>>21523348
I'm not a semen apologist, I'm just saying its presence is pretty much immaterial, apart from a moral and ethical perspective, dependent on the volume

>>21520612 (OP)
>busse
FUCK BOYS i'm literally from Barrington. In Florida right now. FUCK, IT SUCKS HERE. Those za's look splendid.

>>21520612 (OP)
sorry cant go im working but enjoy your guys circle jerk

>>21523461
i wish you were there so we could play with your belly

I wanna see pictures of actual people

>>21523462
right gurl ,with the scalpel right anon

>>21523463
me too

OP HERE

Chicago meetup has concluded. Total it was 4 anons and a baby.
One anon and his wife made like 3 pizzas but you cunts didn't show up so we had lots of leftovers that i took home. I brought salsa I made and drinks. Other anon brought a box of dates.

It was an alright time making small talk and munching on stuff. Nothing notable happened. It was perfectly pleasant. I didn't take pics because date anon was doing it. He may have more to post idk.

It was a success. A minor one but still one.

>>21523476
How many in the telegram? Seems to me that anything less than 50% was a failure

>>21523478
Ten.

A falure is nobody showing up at all.

>>21523476
You did great Captain! Thank you for keeping the tradition going!

>>21523476
>One anon and his wife made like 3 pizzas but you cunts didn't show up so we had lots of leftovers that i took home. I brought salsa I made and drinks. Other anon brought a box of dates.
KEKW

WHY DID THOSE 6 NOT SHOW UP? @ THEM RIGHT NOW ON TG AND ASK THEM WHY THEY DID NOT SHOW UP RIGHT THIS INSTANCE AND POST IT IN THE THEAD

>>21523476
Nice job. At least Chicago still cares

>>21523476
Zero pictures..

I conjured some interactions with you and your fat wife in my head.

I was at the new york one and I couldn't find anyone

I randomly started asking people there if they are here for the ck meetup and they always gave me a strange look. I felt embarrassed and left.

>>21523491
I didn't wanna take pictures of everyone. On one hand it wasn't a big enough turnout to really celebrate with a photo, and I think we'd rather not have our pictures on chan to make memes out of.

>>21523505
I raather we did have memes made.

2025 the great depressing show up of 4 people when this thread was reposted for 1 month.
Then put it in a depression black pill compilation like one of those birthday parties where no one shows up and the guy is blowing out the candle by himself

>>21523511
That's what I dont want to happen.

>>21523511
You should've gone to a meetup and done it yourself then.

>>21523517
No I want it to happen hehe

Is anyone else from the Chicago meet up feeling extremely sick after eating that pizza?

>>21523493
Was anyone at the new york one?

>>21523511
Imagine thinking 2025 is the problem not everyone's cuthrought instinct to post your pic online.

>>21523505
Dallas cuckout managed to take pictures in xer 5 minutes last time. Seems like you're worse than xer

>>21523517
>.
>>21523518
>>21523523
come on guys don't be so depressed. I am in the same situation as you all are in. So if we all make it in a meme, we are all in a meme together. Isn't that quite intimate?

>>21523524
I made food and stayed the whole time. Sorry I'm not some vlogging faggot

>>21523533
Did you make any friends? This summer I hiked to Grinel glacier and made few friends on the way.

>>21523517
>>21523518
>>21523523
you guys are my only friends, if we are in a meme together, then I think it would be okay.

>>21523548
I utterly despise you. Just because you talked to me

>>21520612 (OP)
If there is another next summer I may try to attend, I too have a pizza oven as well.
Although I would also likely bring my wife and toddlers

>>21523550
I would still hang out with you because I know you probably don't have anyone else in this cold world

anon I love you

>>21523560
That's the rub little nigger. If anyone actually tried 4cchan is a force.

Dallas Cuckout, bless his fed heart, half ass tried and got 6 guys.

>>21523550
>he didn't deny the claims

I knew it.
If we were in a student high school club we would hate each other initially but grow on each other like in one of our mangas.

>>21523566
I try every day to imnitiate Christ. But I just can't force myself to love attention seeking faggots.

>>21523571
Remember, Dallas Cuckout is permanently banned from /ck/ because his threads were too powerful.

>>21523579
I'm not attention seeking. I just want to be your friend forever.

from the moment here in and to the moment we are old. I'll hold your hand and you hold mines as we slowly wither away from this world.

this thread makes the /r9k/ incels seem like normies

>>21523589
i love you too anon

>>21523583
Really? Because if I really wanted to I could probably look up threads he posted in a few months from now.

>>21523589
Thank you, I genuinelly like to larp as a depressing individual sometimes because things can seem very bleak. But knowing I have you guys around here with me, everything doesn't always seem so black and white.

>>21523593
Yes, it is done. You will never see him again. He posted on an archive.

>>21523589
How? We actually left the house an socialized with strangers

>>21523617
yeah, I mean I think we had a great time. It was nice meeting you guys and I want to meet you guys again next year

>>21523609
It took you over a year to realize this. You are everything wrong with the feds.

I'm not a fan of fedaelist government. But Washington himself marched in the whiskey rebellion. If we want to pretend this is a united nation we must have some laws.

>>21520612 (OP)
Nice try Chicago anon.

Shame it wasn't more of a success.
Being a bong, it's a bit difficult to arrange a central meet-up. I don't want to travel too far and I don't want to go to cities because of . . . . .reasons??? (we know what they are)

>>21523627
The feds are the ones demoralizing /ck/ers from organizing. Any shred of organization at any level scares them. The fed fears the humble picnicker.

>>21520739
>For me it's burgers in 110F temps
fuck off!

>>21523635
>'
because of aloha snackbars huh?

>>21523637
Daily reminder the feds blew up their own boats twice to start a war. Cuba and Vietnam.

>>21523646
Pretty much, you have your problems we have ours.
I live in rural England but a trip to a city just leaves me looking around like an anxious Pidgeon.

>>21523658
You sound cute anon. Are you on the smaller side? I would protect you if we did a ck england meetup

>>21523476
>>21523236
Hell yeah I'm glad Chicaganons didn't pussy out and actually made/ate real food, pizzas no less that is mega based. Good fucking work lads

>>21523301
was there a girl there?

>>21523674
yes. she was offering free kisses to cookposters.

>>21522953
>Why did the threads for this start dying off the closer we got?
IMO the proposed date was too far out, seems like these things need to be more spontaneous so the thrill of attending still outweighs the convenience of doing nothing by the time the meetup happens.

>>21523044
You’re a good hombre cowboy hat anon, I would enjoy laughing at cooking memes over beers with you, maybe a future meetup can be a Ja/ck/ watch party and anons can travel in.

>>21523658
At least we aren't getting arrested merely for discussing our problems online. Unless, of course, we start talking about Isr

>>21522953
>>21523678
>Why did the threads for this start dying off the closer we got?
Zero focus, locations being discussed from Florida to India, it became a geopolitical summit. The next meetup needs to be a central location, ideally a Chinese restaurant in the DFW area accessible to mobility scooters.

>>21523695
>a central location
I dont know if you know this but the united states is really big. A central location makes no sense. You're not going to have anons crossing multiple states to go to this. Meetups need to be located in or nearby major cities. Someone makes a thread with a time and date, then anons offer up being the host of their city, then those anons make threads for their cities meetup and organize there. One thread for every meetup is too messy.

>>21523520
I only had 2 slices of the pepperoni but I did have to pull over and vomit on the way home due to nausea, not sure if it was the pizza but I ate the other stuff there too. Laying down on the couch right now and feeling weak

I will be at this McDonalds October 31, 2025 at 6pm. I will buy anyone who shows up 1 meal under $20. You will get 1 ice cream for dessert (if you wish), and 1 Halloween bucket as a present (if you wish and if they have them at this location (last year they did not))

1880 Carling Ave, Ottawa, ON K2A 1E7

>>21523600
>>21523176
You believe you're so original don't you? Vaguely intelligent, enough to role play as a tragic, malnutritioned bulimic, and a horny fag who scrolled grinder? Agonizingly lower-middle class. Read threads on ck, maybe some threads on lgbt and lit. No real substance though. Just a little fucked up mess of misdirected, lowly polysexuality and pure, ungoverned, impotent hedonism.

>>21523717
Chicago==Michigan (SW 90miles)==Indiana==Wisconsin==Missouri. Stragglers from Iowa, Minny, Kentucky and even Ohio are possible.

It's a good centralized location. Sorry I missed itbut will try hard next time. I live in the City and so could probably host this Fall in the massive park where I can get good free parking.

Could supply quality and quantity Armenian food from scratch -- shish over charcoal, salads, breads with cheeses and fillings, desserts etc. Thinking about it.

>>21523898
okay now this screams I want to be 200 IQ but I am not

did I miss the grapevine meetup today or is that tomorrow on Sunday?

>>21523934
u missed it fag

>>21523934
we all got our cocks sucked and then roamed around the mall like a bunch of hooligans it was KINO

>>21523943
yeah and then we made out in front of mall security
they got mad so they kicked us out

but it was fun

>>21523903
I'm not driving 6 hours to go to some retard 4chan meetup

>>21523673
>I'm glad Chicaganons didn't pussy out
Don't you mean BUSSY out?

So the Chicago meetup was the only one anyone showed up for? Anyone show up to the Apalachicola one?

>>21524051
Its almost like you are brand new to this website. Let me tell you the first rule.

You are a faggot.

>>21523476
sounds like fun

Colorado meet up was chill it was me and one other homie, but we had one more potential who spooked out. Either way we don’t have to be afraid my friends we are all on this gay website together and live in this fucked up world. It’s not as bad as it seems

im an actual fagfag. would i be welcome?

>>21523493
>>21524265
Bless everyone that showed up, it’s too bad we were so spread out otherwise we’d have had an awesome time with the solid core group

>>21524265
>>21524438
There’s always next year frens

>>21524275
No. There's a limit

>>21523835
>>21523520
No way, that pie is too beautiful to have been tampered with. Surely these anons are jokestering us?

>>21523864
Can I get a handjob if I show up at 5?

>>21524275
Yes
screw that guy >>21524574

>>21522876
Not the kissy anon, but how was that grapevine meetup?

>>21523476
Was the baby sexy?

>>21523989
One less mouthxa2rm to feed. Next.

>>21525379
Can I guess your captcha?

>>21523207
Man I'm ngl that pizza looks delicious

>>21524275
double fags are a bit too much

>>21525385
yeah I would devour it if I weren't on a cut

>>21520612 (OP)
>Don't live in regret!
Goddammit, I never noticed these threads until just a minute ago. I live less than five minutes from Busse Woods and would have been glad to stop by and meet some frens.

>>21525954
There's always next summer!

>>21520612 (OP)
AHHHHHHH i live so close why didnt i see this before.

>>21525954
>>21526377
This is very annoying. I wish more people showed up.

>>21526583
I don't want to eat food that people have ejaculated into for shitty pictures and lulz

so, i ain't reading all that, can someone tell me how it went?

>>21524248
he brought some fucking dates dude

>>21520612 (OP)
imagine the diarrhea

>>21523049
>there with good borscht
no such thing exists.

>>21523476
>It was a success. A minor one but still one.
sure anon... sure.

>>21525954
no one actually showed up, just one anon a pizza and lots of forever alone.

>>21527178
imagine the absence of retards (You)

Bump. Hopefully next year will be bigger with more locations!

Meet up at Ottawa McDonalds on Halloween at 6pm

>>21523678
>I would enjoy laughing at cooking memes over beers with you, maybe a future meetup can be a Ja/ck/ watch party and anons can travel in.
Sounds like an awesome idea man. I unironically love Jack Daniels
>>21525098
You want my thoughts on it? I mean I’ve already made it clear how I thought of it. Wasn’t all that bad. I just wish we could’ve had another one this year. I’m surprised that Order4Me got banned. Maybe he deserved it for ditching us that day. I feel like I should've stepped up this year and organized a Grapevine meet up myself. Certainly would’ve chosen a better day weather wise..

>>21528059
>>21525047
?

>>21520612 (OP)
OP I fixed your image

I'm super creepy and very rapey. I like dudes and girls. I'll be there to make you feel uncomfortable and like I just slipped something in to your drink.
See you there=]

>>21528845
I would go if this was an option but it seems like the only people that attend these are fags and not even the gay kind

>>21528845
Feel free to try and make me uncomfortable. I carry.

>>21528854
Lol you won't do shit

>>21528854
So do I.
I carry a fat cock
=}

>>21523586
What the fuck?

>>21523637
Are you kidding or are you actually a fucking schizo who thinks secret government agents hang out here?

>not one fuckin picture as proof this actually happened
>fuckin hooded bots talking to eachother ITT

yeah sure.... OP suuure i will come next time looking forward to it

>>21529119
So not only are you blind, you are low IQ as well. Amazing!

>>21528895
>What the fuck?
What? This world is fucked up. It's just you and me.

>>21529309
stfu asshole! a picture of a pizza with no people, a picture that could have been taken years ago... fuck you glowscum

>>21530524
So could a picture with people in it dumb ass.

>>21530547
except you didn't, because you know why, you asshole.

>>21530556
No because the other anon was taking pictures and I didn't want to post pics of anons on here.

>>21530570
whatever you say glownigger

>>21530572
At least I have a job

Damn that looks like amazing looking pizza