Thread 21521233

cooking for company edition
First up a wedge salad with bickled shallots

shallods: bickling
steag: salded
>inb4 “did you get drunk before i even got here”
>inb4 “i’m leaving you” etc

dude nobody wants a wedge salad

>>21521261
au contraire!

>>21521233 (OP)
Where's the gun and the cheap beer?

>sour cream
>egg yolks
>feta
>(((lemon)))
>oil
>binegar
No blue cheese. I dont like the stuff

>>21521267
Wouldn’t be a cookalong without it!

>>21521275
>El goblino

>>21521284
This made me lol out loud.

>>21521233 (OP)
Bacon getting cooked.

>>21521275
Did you get that wand and Black Snitch in the area of Ollivanders behind a red curtain?

>>21521275
Duuude.. I just ate a huge buttplug, don’t need to see that

>>21521298
epic pile of BACON!!

>>21521261
i love a classic wedge, wish baby gem lettuce season was longer

this is my boy Liam waiting for his dinner. I think he can have a little cheese.

>>21521233 (OP)
are you poor? Do you need some money? Whats your BTC wallet address? Let me help you out.

>>21521320
Did you sell his eye? How much for the other one?

>bf is going to be here in 10 minutes
>the oven isn’t preheated
>the salad bowls aren’t precooled
>the buttplug is still covered in dried up santorum from 3 days ago
>the steak isn’t at room temp
anons i am NOT ready

>>21521233 (OP)
Your misspelled words are not cute, you fat fucking cringelord.

Asparagus goin’ in!
>asparagus
>bacon fat
>salt
>pepper
>garlic
>parmesan

>>21521368
>Asparagus goin’ in!
In the oven? Right?

things are moving fast now!

>>21521338
>>21521367
>spends his friday night being a hater on 4chan
i realized a few years ago i can’t even be mad. I feel bad for you, hope your life turns around.

Asparagus ready!

Steak needs one more minute!

monitoring .

>>21521233 (OP)
absolute unit

>>21521275
oh fuck i thought that was a chalice it's a fucking buttplug im outta here

>>21521320
I saw your cat on /an/

a rare look at anon’s apartment and dinner ottoman
>we’re watching the Naked Gun 33 and a third

>>21521482
>buttplugs and other sex toys
>2 guys eating steak and girl beer
you're not progun_il at all!

>>21521233 (OP)
>cut a head of lettuce in 1/4 and sprinkle some bullshit on it
>Wa La!! Bon Appeteet!

>mfw farting after dinner
:D

gross thread

>>21521275
Yooo, you having a karaoke night?

>>21521493
I’ve never had it, but I like it. You get to cut the lettuce and have a big chunk instead of some piddly leaf. OP confirmed for a big strong bear.

>>21521444
That looks great for a wedge salad

>>21521233 (OP)
Look at that nasty bacteria ridden cutting board. You can tell this fat fuck has no idea what he is doing. Why are poor people like this?

>>21522099
Oh shut up you retard.

>>21522099
Who cares? Let the dude enjoy himself a nice meal. There's no need to be such an uppity negro on an anime board for cucks and cooking enthusiasts.

>>21522133
>/ck/
>anime board
Retard.

>>21521320
What a cutie. The cat too.

>>21522135
Anime website sugar tits

>>21521233 (OP)
r u pargnart?

bumping as i’m not done cooking

>>21523893
What are you making?

>>21521320
based Liam

>>21521233 (OP)
>Uses a knife with a bolster
You'd better be 80 years old or a woman otherwise you're a fucking embarrassment.

>>21521261
Wedge salads are great. Fuck yourself.

>>21521275
wait a minute

>>21521284
Pretty small Buttplug, your cat probably could take it. Now bring out the Gimp.

>>21524361
I got too busy hanging out with my sexy SO to reply or poast our breakfast.

here's the blog poast about how Friday went
>started at 7 or 8
>watched NG331/3, Shrek, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Hocus Pocus
>ate the wedge salad and the steak
>drank like 30 units between us
>coke H LSD and MDMA out the wazoo

>nutted raw quintrice
>went to bed by 4
Saturday was a write-off.

intended to poast our breakfast sunday, because I'm the pancake mix master!
here's my master pancake mix
>dice 2 sticks of butter, put it in the fridge for like 10m
>follow directions on the pancake box
>carefully heat 1c of maple syrup to just bubbling
>turn the heat to superlo and whisk the butter in, keep 'er on lo
>pour buttersyrup between each pancake
also, if you don't have real buttermilk, just use milk and an extra egg, don't use milk with lemon in it, your pancakes will be runny.


ANYONE complaining about Liam had best remember that they will be shot when I am in charge.

>>21526059
>also, if you don't have real buttermilk, just use milk and an extra egg, don't use milk with lemon in it, your pancakes will be runny.
That’s a good tip, I’ve done the lemon method before and wasn’t sure about it

>>21526059
You sound like a right twat

>>21526059
Why can't people on this board just cook and not be the biggest degenerate scum on the planet?