Thread 21523057

I have a dinner date coming up with a couple who are Disney Adults. What are some foods I could cook them that would be appropriate for their culture?

>>21523057 (OP)
Put rat poison in their food, the bottle has a hidden Micky

>>21523057 (OP)
Something vile pls

>>21523057 (OP)
>Disney Adults
Do I even want to ask

>>21523057 (OP)
>disney
>adults

>>21523089
think star wars fans, but with (insert Disney IP)
>>21523057 (OP)
Chicken tendies, shoestring french fries, and mickey mouse cupcakes (with bitrex jelly in the middle)

>>21523089
>>21523098
>he doesn't know about disney adults
ngmi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz7tw5ViYxk

>>21523057 (OP)
How about prying your "Disney Adult" mouths open and having Mickey Mouse take a fat greasy stinking cheesy shit down your throats?

>>21523057 (OP)
Run of the mill christians:
Chicken nuggets
Ice cream
Mac and cheese
Burgers
Spaghetti
Pinwheels
Edgy disney adults (the universal studios type):
Hotpot
Sushi
Cake rolls
Fondue

>>21523103
Kek. Best answer so far

For me it’s the tendies

>>21523057 (OP)
unironically a bullet

>>21523121
God what I wouldn't do to spend a day at Endicott with Stephanie, day drinking and buying every greasy morsel her porcine eyes fall upon, feeding her all day long until she can hardly walk then going back to our Mighty Ducks™ themed hotel room and cumming all over her drum-taut stuffed belly...

>>21523135
How is she so fit compared to the rest of them?

Why not feed them an actual meal and show off what you're capable of making? Don't try to cater to their tastes, cater to your own art.

>>21523057 (OP)
Start with Mickey tendies...

>>21523216
Served on a bed of fries upon a Mickey paper plate...

>>21523220
With a side of Mickey macaroni...

>>21523135
I cannot help admire the prose and the deranged fantasy in general

>>21523223
And a Mickey ice cream bar for dessert!

>>21523121
*plap*

>>21523057 (OP)
>those "smiles"
my first thought is someone is holding a hammer drill to their kneecaps.

>>21523105
They're not adults, they're children in adult bodies.

>>21523433
yeh but the real question is who, or what, is in the children's bodies?

>>21523057 (OP)
Get Dole Whip from Costco they'll jizz their pants.

>>21523223
Should have said mickeyroni

disney needs to unironically burn for ruining star wars and marvel

>>21523089
>Do I even want to ask
It's a split between paedophiles, ABDL, and outright serial killers who've mapped out the Disneyworld tunnel system. Some of them live in the park and authorities recover about 2 bodies per week on average, usually other "Disney Adults".

>>21523684
Imagine being an alleged adult who gives a fuck about Star Wars or Marvel. Did you also cry about people ruining Teletubbies? The stench of your parents' basement must be unimaginable, you better empty that bucket soon.

>>21523057 (OP)
put two reese's cups on a scoop of ice cream like mickey mouse

>Disney meal
Just make them a shitty hamburger and then charge $30 dollars (plus tip). Wear a princess dress for added effect and better tip.

>>21523057 (OP)
Wait until you hear about anime adults, that shit's even more embarassing. At least disney is like fun for the whole family stuff you can watch with your kid type shit.

>>21523224
A modern day James Joyce

>>21523746
>and fart with lust
This guy has a way with words

>>21523057 (OP)
Chicken tenders (frozen)
Mac and cheese (from the box)

Serve that shit to them.

>>21523105
Not watching all of that. Give me a tldw

>>21523797
I didn't watch it either but I can assume it's fat menopausal karens plus their soyboy orbiters. OP should plan for a full Impossible Meal with Ben & Jerry's for dessert.

>>21523103
>shoestring french fries
I can't think of a worse side dish, absolute garbage. 100% the worst way to serve a potato. They get cold instantly, eating just one at a time would take you an hour to finish them so you have to shovel 10 of them at once. It's so awkward and doesn't taste any better than normal fries. Fuck shoestring and fuck any places that sells them.

>>21523711
I've heard the tunnels are so vast you could get lost in them for weeks and no one would ever find your body.

>>21523797
>>21523818
>pretending to not know meatcanyon
Strangest larp I have seen in a while.

>>21523797
>>21523818
No it was some kind of freakish cartoon caricature that went on for 10 minute too long

>>21523863
I have never heard of a "meatcanyon". From the name, I assume it is some kind of horrible NSFW animated gif. I hope you are able to get help and fix your life soon.

>>21523901
You're trying way too hard and frankly it's a bit cringe.

>>21523907
>you don't know my favorite jewtuber, YOU are cringe!
really?

>>21523135
Same

>>21523057 (OP)
Mice.

>>21523234
>>21523661
Excellent suggestions

>>21523863
I dont know what a meatcanyon is zoomzoom.

>>21523057 (OP)
You could try to make some Disney inspired foods, for example an apple pie for Snow White, some fish dish for the Little Mermaid so basically make dishes that are inspired by the movie, and in the end wash it down with a fucking bullet.

>>21523105
Some stupid cartoon.

>>21523057 (OP)
SALAD DODGIN'

>>21526169
a meatcanyon is slang for yer mums blown out vag

>>21523057 (OP)
Find recipes from the food and wine fest. Theyre really great. The australia booth had jack of lamb with like a mint pesto, crumpled potato chip crispness, and I think a little feta.

>>21528203
https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/2016/01/06/epcot-food-and-wine-festival-recipe-grilled-lamb-chop-with-mint-pesto-and-potato-crunchies-from-the-australia-booth/
Even made this on my own once or twice

>>21528207
fuck me...did they get that lamb from Auschwitz?

>>21523961
Probably a fat Disney adult who watches people play video games, don't mind them

>>21523057 (OP)
why are they so fat?

You can feed them lots of fish and rice and then treat them with a sweet donut or pastry later. They seem to refer cinnamon/sugar type flavors.

>>21523487
those costco ones taste like shit. He 100% should get them cause the dusney adults will go on an hour long spiel about his bad purchase.

>>21529050
They're american