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Anonymous No.21523222 >>21523225 >>21523709 >>21523718 >>21524046 >>21524102 >>21524215 >>21524864 >>21524886 >>21524923 >>21526413 >>21526420 >>21526770 >>21526836 >>21526987 >>21527560
>Oh Bjorn, I've never seen such a lovely pizza!
Anonymous No.21523225 >>21523325
>>21523222 (OP)
What kind of pizza do you like?
Anonymous No.21523233
fjnorldjarl, you've hardly touched your fengl£vanì. Is everything fine?
Anonymous No.21523243 >>21523709 >>21524366
I've seen far worse. That actually looks pretty good. What's the problem here?
Anonymous No.21523325 >>21523620 >>21526420
>>21523225
Step aside, Swedecucks. The big boys are here to play.
Eddie Spaghetti No.21523367 >>21523601 >>21523620 >>21523884 >>21526420
Chicago checking in
Anonymous No.21523601 >>21523884
>>21523367
>Chicago cheesecake with tomato topping
Anonymous No.21523620 >>21523643 >>21523715 >>21523884 >>21524370
>>21523325
>>21523367
Why are americans so bad at making pizzas?
Anonymous No.21523643 >>21523709 >>21527014
>>21523620
American mentality
>thick doughy crust with no flavor and drenched in some sauce from a jar
>toppings that all taste the same
>drennched in cheap cheese that tastes like plastic
I've almost given up on getting pizza here except for one place
Anonymous No.21523709
>>21523222 (OP)
Why do people in third world countries put leaves on their pizza and why can't they afford meat? Why does the bread look under cooked and over cooked at the same time?
>>21523243
Europoor detected
>>21523643
Self hating contrarian hipster faggot with defective taste buds detected
Anonymous No.21523715
>>21523620
Why do you poverty stricken retards hate toppings? Because you can't afford them so you make cheese bread. You don't even know what pizza is.
Anonymous No.21523718
>>21523222 (OP)
Looks good I'd eat it.
Anonymous No.21523884
>>21523367
Infinite seethe generator
>>21523601
>>21523620
Seethe: generated
Anonymous No.21524046
>>21523222 (OP)
>throws giant chunks of mushroom and veg, on top of the pizza.
Maybe do a little prep work and don't be a retard.
Anonymous No.21524091 >>21524095 >>21526420 >>21526466
Every day I thank the Lord that I was not born a Europoor.
Anonymous No.21524095 >>21524099
>>21524091
Jew pizza
Anonymous No.21524099
>>21524095
Yeah, it really is God's chosen pizza.
Anonymous No.21524102
>>21523222 (OP)
Only women eat shit like this because they are mentally ill. It's most likely some vegan "cheese" too
Anonymous No.21524215
>>21523222 (OP)
Kek
Anonymous No.21524366
>>21523243
This. Broccoli on pizza fucks, specially with sweet baby Ray's BBQ.
I throw it on the cheap frozen pizzas usually with extra cheese.
Anonymous No.21524370 >>21524902
>>21523620
Those are the "ethnic" areas. They do weird shit there and the Italians just let it happen.
Anonymous No.21524864 >>21525207
>>21523222 (OP)
veggies and cheese could use some more char
Anonymous No.21524886 >>21524890
>>21523222 (OP)
Is that black mold? I love that shit!
Anonymous No.21524890 >>21526839
>>21524886
*mould
Anonymous No.21524902 >>21524920
>>21524370
nah midwesterners just cant cook for shit
Anonymous No.21524920
>>21524902
This. Americans are just terrible cooks.
Anonymous No.21524923 >>21525225
>>21523222 (OP)
Americans are like wine.
Neither travel well.
Anonymous No.21525207
>>21524864
The whole thing could use a trash bag desu. Euros really go to a pizza place and say "just dump a salad on my pizza senpai".
Anonymous No.21525225 >>21525231 >>21525280
>>21524923
Lol. I've been to yurp paolo. Worst, most boring 10 days of my life. You people are all weaklings.
Anonymous No.21525231 >>21526408 >>21526732
>>21525225
Haha. Gayest larp I'll see today. Get a passport you insular little faggot. You're pathetic
Anonymous No.21525280
>>21525225
>10 days
Anonymous No.21526408
>>21525231
Wallow in your shithole alone, Sven. You will never taste superior American pizza.
Anonymous No.21526413 >>21526477
>>21523222 (OP)
I'll bite. What's the issue with the pizza?
Anonymous No.21526420
>>21524091
>>21523367
>>21523325
>>21523222 (OP)
Grim
Anonymous No.21526466
>>21524091
>posts the most mid pizza possible
Anonymous No.21526477
>>21526413
its for poor people and foids
Anonymous No.21526732 >>21526756
>>21525231
Get a load of this faggot.
>no one can visit yurp and not be amazed
lol
lmao, even
Anonymous No.21526756 >>21527012
>>21526732
It's a blatant larp. Rubes like her and you don't own passports. You're too insular and uneducated to travel.
Anonymous No.21526770 >>21526875 >>21526985
>>21523222 (OP)
Anonymous No.21526836
>>21523222 (OP)
I would totally eat that. Did you see the Domino's pizza the guy got last night? I love arugula on a pizza. The crust and cheese look good. Doesn't need any tubs of warm liquid goo to dip in either.
Anonymous No.21526839 >>21526844
>>21524890
No, it's spelled 'mold'. But that's the gills of a mushroom.
Anonymous No.21526844 >>21526847
>>21526839
>I spell words like a toddler
Oh, cool!
Anonymous No.21526847 >>21526856
>>21526844
Fuck off, Nigel. American English rules the world.
Anonymous No.21526856
>>21526847
Anonymous No.21526875 >>21527007 >>21527956
>>21526770
Sweden yes!
Anonymous No.21526985
>>21526770
Banana sounds like a much better pizza topping than pineapple.
Anonymous No.21526987 >>21527045
>>21523222 (OP)
fucking raw shit on top...
Anonymous No.21527007
>>21526875
Very low quality afrikana
Anonymous No.21527012
>>21526756
Cope
Anonymous No.21527014
>>21523643
>some sauce from a jar
Most American pizza uses ketchup, buddy.
Anonymous No.21527045
>>21526987
It's Swedish Sushi!
Anonymous No.21527551 >>21527566 >>21527656
Oi! You gotta go to London if you want a proper pizza!
Anonymous No.21527560
>>21523222 (OP)
anyone complaining about this pizza is a mentally ill fag
Anonymous No.21527566 >>21527571
>>21527551
>cheese, ham, mushrooms, olives
whats un-pizza about that? looks a little undercooked
Anonymous No.21527571
>>21527566
also British pizza would either be frozen base donna meat pizza from a kabab shop or the Scottish battered and deep fried pizza
Anonymous No.21527656
>>21527551
ITS FUCKING RAW!
Anonymous No.21527956
>>21526875
>we do things a little differently here in BorlΓ€nge