Thread 21523556

Dinner for 2 :)

>>21523556 (OP)
where's the pool Stephanie?

>>21523556 (OP)
Looks good, but the red meat is still completely RAW
gods bless!

Get that dog some zoloft. When was the last time you even called him a good boy?

>>21523607
Oh yeah consider adding some wild black or indigenous rice or color to that meal
I pity the fool wain't have no rice or taters with they fish
gods bless!

>>21523556 (OP)
And then there's also something on the plates to finish off.

>>21523607
That meat is not raw. It looks perfect and juicy.

>>21523649
Dude the red meat looks like its still alive godsDAMN

>>21523654
You're one of those boomers who think you need to make it look like a burnt shoe sole before you can eat it huh?

>>21523657
Well I at least like to take the damn fur off first

>>21523682
What are you even talking about? That's what we call sear

what a cute dogo

the reverse stewart

also girl dinner ~

>>21523696
You know what they say: there's more than one way to skin a goat

>>21523710
I get you're trying to be funny but you're not funny

>>21523712
That's what she said

>>21523607
>>21523611
>>21523654
This is a pork chop! Not red meat or fish!
>>21523611
Im on a diet, I didn't have the calories for rice and I think it would have made the plate look worse, there would be too much stuff on it

>>21523556 (OP)
I don't even know what's happening itt but I like your chickums and your doggo and your general summer lifestyle. My only comment would be to echo this guy >>21523611, I'd like to see some carbs, maybe some jasmine rice or buttery Texas toast. And as for bevvy? You seem like a White Claw guy, or maybe some cucumber water if you're keeping it PG-13. But heck man, we like the vibes you're putting out, keep the photos coming, and give the dog some scratches for me. You have a good thing going, be grateful. Love & kisses, TEXAS ANON

>>21523741
did you
did you just call that chicken
wut kind of chickens do you have in texas

imagine if OP and Stewart both met

>>21523556 (OP)
Please tell me you didn't feed your dog cooked meat...

>>21523767
>d-dogs are meant to eat meat RAW because thousands of years ago when they were still wolves they did!

So did humans. Go eat your raw chicken, bitch.

>>21523556 (OP)
How lovely!

>>21523556 (OP)
>>21523950

ck copulation when

>>21523741
white claws are GAY as FUCK

>>21523736
Oh okay I'm not talking about the pork chop I'm talking about that red meat right there. Looks like it's raw as fuck
And you can lay thw pork chop on a bed of rice for it to look good still

At least let us look at the food, unless you’re planning on eating the dog

>>21523982
That's what I'm saying; half the picture is literally RAW food

>>21523716
Is that why you never got a second date?

>>21523970
they are but you got them beat in the gay dept

>>21523954
Soon

>>21523991
How'd you get past the firewall, chinaman?

>>21523556 (OP)
he doesnt look that smart but hes probably cool

>>21523950
those fish look farmed. I can tell because I've seen a lot of farmed fish in my time.

>>21524201
yeh I would stuff them full of shit to mask the shitty farm flavor too

that's if I was forced to eat them and had no other choice but to eat them. But that will never happen.
Enjoy

>>21523556 (OP)
No car keys. We're safe.

>>21523950
It's too bad you havent killed yourself yet.
I wonder when your shartfordshire shitbull will maul you to death.

>>21524201
>>21523556 (OP)
>>21523736
nice puppers

>>21524201
This looks good

>>21524844
maybe if youre GAY or a HOMOSEXUAL!

>>21523556 (OP)
Rip dog

>>21524844
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>>21524228
they're rock fish you moron

>>21523973
>that red meat right there. Looks like it's raw as fuck
anon that's a dog and not for eating

>>21523556 (OP)
handsome dog

>>21523556 (OP)
Cool dog
Nice overcooked pork lmao

>>21524951
>wypipo don't infetterance dey chikkin

>>21524951
I don't get it, why does he have a barcode on his t-shirt?

>>21523556 (OP)
that dog is fat as fuck but i'm guessing you're even fatter

>>21525928
She is not that fat!! And yes ur right that im overweight that's why Im on a diet silly. 170~lbs at 5'8.5

>>21525937
you're gaining mighty on Stuart in the cringy dog posting category. keep it up champ and you'll soon be #1

>>21525943
He can't beat Stewart until he also mentally ill posts about his emotional support animal being a gud boy.

>>21525084
I don’t give a fuck.

>>21526013
Neither do your parents about you.

wots wrong with ur kitycat

>>21525937
what youre doing with your life is one thing, but dont overfeed your dog thats just cruel

>>21526022
I'm telling my mum

>>21525701
dog? what is dog? i don't know dog

>>21523556 (OP)
Dogs don’t like asparagus.

>>21524844
seek help

>>21523556 (OP)
wow i like my food sprayed with shits and piss, delightful

>>21524844
its probably like 20kgs. are you scared of guns as well lol you absolute faggot

>>21528200
Guns aren't living creatures

>>21528223
>SIG P320 enters the thread

>>21528200
No I own guns, that doesn't stop me from disliking the niggers of dogs, shitbulls and in this case it's mentally ill owner.

>>21528200
no guns are cool, you can shot dog with it

>>21528236
>>21528239
are you swarthy by chance? i love my nigger mauler he would probably fuck you right up. i wouldnt trust you with a .22

>>21528242
>If you don't like shitbulls you must be brown
I'm pretty sure darks love nigbulls, it's white people that dislike them.
Stewart is just mentally ill and his mother indulges his entire lifestyle so he has a lot in common with a nigger.

>>21528420
My local horse/dog/bird vet was a good 30minute drive, but one of the few who could treat my parrots, since he was an avian owner. But, he was also known as _the_ guy who didn't report you to the county for renewal of dog tags and didn't care about pitbulls being illegal in our city ordinances. No questions asked kind of guy. Anyway, I had liked that if your dog had something serious that an overnight stay wasn't going to require your platinum card for the bill, but the waiting room became recklessly too dangerous with the high number of idiots with "hahah he's so cute when he's tough and growling trying to eat your dog" fools with pitbull and mixes barely controlled. It was 100% of the time young white guys with obvious children and head to toe tattoos and ghetto attire. It is entirely true that if you live in a shithole neighborhood with drug crime that this is the exact guard dog to protect your crappy drugs in your home, but pitbull owners just do not care. It just wasn't any other type.

>>21528463
That's a lot of words just to say that you live in Appalachia

>>21528420
america and europe is clearly different. blacks and muslims are scared shitless of dogs in europe. blacks might be more used to pitbulls in america but to be honest most blacks dont know how to own any animal since they have underdeveloped frontal lopes and lack empathy. i like them, they are proud and good dogs if a good white man owns them.
>>21528463
damn i didnt know rednecks could make such long sentences

DOGGO ON THE LOG!

>>21525922
Maybe that Costco prints shirts? Or it's fake and that's why someone is filming

>>21524201
>>21523950
>Shitbull
Your house looks gay too

>>21530208
It's his mom's house, he has said so proudly numerous times.

>>21528466
Or the Emerald Triangle

>>21530218
poor woman will get eaten in her sleep

>>21523556 (OP)
Feminine faggot post

>>21523736
you let your dog eat off a human plate? i’m never coming over to your house

>>21530361
>i’m never coming over to your house
Then we're in agreement

>>21523556 (OP)
I wanna cut up your dog and eat him. Not because he taste good and I'm hungry, but because I really hate him.

>>21530496
don't eat dog, you're gonna die, that's probably the most disgusting meat, full of worms, parasite, and 50 differents variations of aids.

>>21530508
You just want to save your little friend, I get that, I'll keep eating them though. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

>>21523556 (OP)
spoiled little doggy