Thread 21523785

Rate my pidzer

why did it auto rotate my pidzer

pls comment im banned on reddit

Looks like shit, loser

>>21523817
You try making one you would break down crying and jerk off to anime porn

>>21523821
You asked for a rating and the rating is Shit.

>>21523831
It's not shit, it's above average.

>>21523839
I wouldn't say shit but it's far below average.

>>21523845
It's above average.

>>21523848
1. none of the ingredients are prepared well, all rough cuts and random sizes
2. a bunch of random gay vegetables on top of mediocre pepperoni that is undercooked and seeping oil into the scant amount of cheese
3. Crust is a sloppa shit, not even or uniform, doesn't look like bread either. Looks like a biscuit.
4. Sauce is overcooked
3/10 and I'm being VERY generous.

>>21523855
>cut the onion in slices and halved, follows the natural size gradient of an onion, plum tomatoes were admittedly sliced randomly, olives were halved, pepperoni comes pre-sliced
>seeping oil
wrong
>gay vegetables
spinach and tomato and onion is not gay
>undercooked
wrong
>scant amount of cheese
ok fatass
>crust is etc etc
i hand tossed it, i'd like to see you do better, oh wait you're a total faggot.
>sauce is overcooked
I ran out of time so I just cooked down tomato passata with loads of dried herbs and bay leaf.

the fact i made it fresh with my own hands makes it already a 6/10

>>21523869
2/10 because you think it's worth something
-1 point because you won't improve

>>21523870
Oh so you're genuinely projecting your insecurities on a random person

Damn bro, next time ill wonder why i fucking bothered and i'll just kill myself because you're a total faggot who is too much of a pussy to live a decent life

>>21523875
-.5 for trying to increase the rating
1.5/10

>>21523785 (OP)
>>21523788
2.1/10

>>21523882
>start shit
>has a emotional meltdown

wow good job, honestly, i feel so bad that my pizza doesn't meet your standards when you're so clearly a mature adult

Legitimately one of the worst pizzas anyone has ever posted on this board. And we get some stinkers.

>>21523785 (OP)
>>21523788
-.25 for that stupid olive on the edge of the crust, wtf is that
toppings dont look too bad for a salad pizza

Rating 7/10
deductions:
-1 point because you won't improve
-.5 for trying to increase the rating
-.25 for that stupid olive

FINAL RATING: 5.25/10

If you want an almost guarentee 8/10 then make a sourdough Focaccia dough next time

>>21523908
You keep saying I won't improve.

I live alone, nobody except me is eating this pizza, there is no motivation for me to improve, the fact I posted it an actually put my fucking neck on the line should itself warrant merit.

>>21523785 (OP)
>no browning or charring of the crust whatsoever
>flat, zero gas bubbles
>probably dry as a cracker despite being pale
Go learn how to make proper dough you dumb nigger.

>>21523920
Just being cheeky dont take it too seriously.
7/10 pre-deductions is pretty fair.
Besides quality of ingredients, pizza is basically bread,
so being able to make sourdough bread (starter is just flour and water fermented over time) will up your pizza game a hundred-fold.

>>21523924
>why did my child kill himself?

>>21523785 (OP)
>>21523788
You just need practice anon. It takes repitition, repitition, repitition to get good at pizza. You tried, which is way more than most of the faggots here do. You can bet a dollar to a donut the most stringent critiques come from useless fucks who would burn water.

>>21523788
I’m sure it’s delicious but I wouldn’t mind more cheese. Also while I don’t normally like cut tomato on pizza (due to moisture) those grape ones seemed to hold up well

>>21523924
Use a fork to prevent large bubbles.

It may taste ok but I think due to the lack of cheese it is disqualified as pizza.

>>21523788
well done. id eat and enjoy thanks

>>21523947
lmao