Thread 21524908

Sales continue to decline month/month. Revenue is down 5% this year.
Do you:
A) Go back to just making hamburgers, nuggets, and fries - so you can streamline operations, you can focus on quality and price.
B) Bring back the Snack Wrap, make it shittier and worse in ever way, with a gooey shitty sauce, leave out the best sauce honey mustard, and charge almost 4$ for it.

>>21524908 (OP)
mcdonalds is the second, subway is the largest in the world

>>21524908 (OP)
an article was just put out a couple days ago that they're looking to regain low income customers.
the unwashed will cull themselves on this slop once again.

>>21524908 (OP)
What I do, if I ever think of a fast food chain in such 'depth', is just kill myself. It's nice and easy. Try it yourself.

>>21524908 (OP)
we have to go back

>>21524908 (OP)
Only way to save fast food is reducing the prices again, that should be the focused.
I'm not going to MacDonalds or any other fast food places and pay premium prices for slop.

>>21524940
I know for certain the 3 seashells are NOT used in the production of burgers de los rattos

>>21524908 (OP)
The prices are never going back down. The retarded diversity hires there still think paying celebrities billions to shill their mcslop will do something for their shit sales numbers.

>>21524908 (OP)
you double down, create a stablecoin, make a sydney sweeney ad, offer trump to build a mcdonald’s in the white house, anything to keep line going up. you can also cut like 15% of your already diminished staff if you really want the line to go up

>>21524910
SAAAAAAAR

>>21524908 (OP)
McRib could turn this around single handed

>>21524908 (OP)
Boycott zogdonalds

Their shills have been posting overtime here. They aren’t even hiding it anymore.

>>21525355
>t. Head of BK commercial communications

>>21525355
Same on /v/. Wouldn't surprise me it is the same guy.
/tv/ seems about the same. Constant spam for current garbage then nothing.

>>21525024

>make a sydney sweeney ad

If McDonalds did this in the mold of the old Carls Jr ads from the 90s, they would see at least a 20% increase in sales.

>>21524910
meatball sub pls

>>21524908 (OP)
Have you tried coercing everyone into using a shitty phone app?
That sounds like something customers love

>>21524908 (OP)
But how do I eat it?

>>21524908 (OP)
>>21524910
Wrong. The world's largest fast food chain is Mixue Ice Cream & Tea

>>21525355
No shit. Now they're just flat out asking us to solve their problems for them

>>21525545
Be sure to interrupt your customer while they're trying to order so that you can ask them if they want to use your shitty phone app.
Paying customers love this

>>21524908 (OP)
YOU GOT RID OF THE MCDOUBLE AND CHARGE OVER THREE FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.

>>21525949
You'd think at a certain point their highly paid consultants would figure out that their humiliating cost saving measures are even worse when the price goes up anyways

>>21524908 (OP)
C) Pay the slightest attention to your franchises so customers at least get the fancy corporate experience you're charging them for.
>>21525355
The posts are almost universally shitting on McDonalds.
>>21526373
That's the point. Fuck the customers, what are they going to do, leave?
>revenue drops
Oh.

>>21524930
adjusting for inflation and remembering that these portion sizes were tiny, like happy meal size back in the day they aren't really that much cheaper.

>>21524908 (OP)
Quality control.
They don't salt the fries right or fill the fry box.
They don't throw out old food when they should.

It's hard to gauge because when you get shit cold food from a place you just go a little less often, then it happens again and again, then you don't go there anymore.
It's not like the customer will announce, "Hey, I'm never ordering food from here again."

I just want hot fries, man.

>>21524908 (OP)
identity what is driving up their prices and eliminate it
workers: more automatization
rent: smaller spaces, food trucks

>>21524930
i wish today was sunday so i could get a cheeseburger for 29 cents

they just need a catchy jingle like WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
JUNIOR
DOUBLE
TRIPLE WHOPPER

>>21524908 (OP)
>They should streamline!
You fucking clown
Publicly traded companies are required to grow every quarter so stock value goes up. That is their one and only concern. McDonald's reached the point where they can't grow margins any further by cutting items/quality years ago which is why their shit got so expensive.

The teenage mutant turtles x Hello Kitty toys is going to single handedly save McDonald's

and yet you go there and pay premium prices for shitty food

>>21526383
>The posts are almost universally shitting on McDonalds.

That’s how threads get bumped, and inevitably some fat retards will defend them.

>>21524908 (OP)
>large fry:$4.99
>5lb of potatoes at Walmart:$2.79

>>21525629
have you tried cramming?

>>21524908 (OP)
>>21526977

No shit dummy. Their profit margin is absurd and has been for forever. It's like 50% before tax.

There's more markup in your sloppa than a Louis Vuitton bag.

>>21526519
Shut the fuck up you lying piece of garbage.

>>21526706
Executives: replace them with AI

I would just sneak more soy products into the meat to make it cheaper.
The people who eat this slop won't notice anyway.

>>21525947
We should help, let's give a reasonable and appropriate response one word at a time. I'll start:

Remove

>>21527689
McDonalds.

>>21524978
Yep, if it's gonna cost me 20 bucks to get a meal I might aswell get a nice kebab or something instead of mass produced slop

>>21527689
FryGuy