What do you get for Sunday brunch/breakfast with friends?

Usually waffles and scramble eggs.

I don't have friends and even if I did, I hate eating with other people around

>>21525224 (OP)
did you seriously creep on other patrons of the diner?

are hoka really that comfortable or just a meme

I been wearing ultraboosts

>>21525224 (OP)
Ooh. Breakfast sandwich versus breakfast burrito. Tough call...

>>21525224 (OP)
My friends aren't brunch people really, as they're mainly male. If we do go, then it's a bottomless brunch. Burnt ends brisket hash, eggs, bacon, sausages, beans.
The staff are briefed to try and ignore you when it comes to drinks. And you can only have one at a time. I tried to order a cocktail when I had a pint, she said I can't, so I downed the pint. Anyway, the trick is to give the nicest waitress some chirps, plus I gave her the fuckos. Then she'll come back quick or wait while you neck your drink. So I'd order a shot, cane it, then order another and so forth. If she knows she's getting a good tip and you're sexy like me, you can get your moneys worth. It was 25 quid each for 4 of us and we whacked her a 50. Must've tanked about a 1er of jars each, so was worth it.

>>21525224 (OP)
>friends

>>21525224 (OP)
screwdriver (for the hangover), bacon, irish coffee, hash browns, beer (to start getting drunk again)
>>21525245
that's probably why you don't have friends

>>21525224 (OP)
why would i go eat with people on sunday morning?
sunday morning is the "everybody else can fuck off for the morning" morning.

>>21525330
>quid
get a real country.

>>21525368
>you being neurotic is why you have problems
I don't need some fag to tell me that

>>21525330
>quid
>sexy like me

okay, Muhammad

>>21525330
>they're mainly male

we know anon.

>>21525384
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>>21525429
Ooh the impotent rage! Like little unwilling cuckolds in pink cockcages... That has made me chuckle. Hahaha. I'm waving at you all

>>21525440

>>21525445
Aww. Little mutt is casting aspersions... I love it. I'm a pedigree Saxon who can trace his lineage nearly 600 years back. Haaa. What about you, mystery meat? Oh dear. This wasn't even bait but it's turning out very delicious

>>21525377
Waking up hungover on someone else's floor, is my usual reason.
>>21525401
Sorry to break it to you. I just figured someone should let you know since, you know, you don't have friends.
>>21525447
queer

>>21525472
Look at this turbo faggot:
>durr I'm so great that I wake up on someone's floor
Even if that happened (faggot larp), if they're trying to get you out the door for brunch then it's because they didn't want you there the night before and it's the easiest way to ditch you in the middle of the morning. Fucking tragic

>>21525224 (OP)
>being functional enough to go out and get brunch on a Sunday morning

>>21525480
>loner autist thinks morning activities are spiteful
I'm sorry your mother didn't love you

>>21525572
nta but you're the lightweight passing out on people's floors. Learn to handle your drink you feeble weakling

>>21525234
Is this from the new koth?

A light morning snack

>>21525599
Is that a pigeon?

>>21525602
Yes. Problem?

>>21525611
No that's based

>>21525224 (OP)
eggs benedict, huevos rancheros, shrimp and grits, a sesame bagel with lox, capers, tomatoes, shallots, cream cheese... really anything savory

>>21525234
This scene was great lol dale really did train joseph well

>>21525224 (OP)
better friends that aren't cringy fags like yours

>>21525224 (OP)
Biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs.

>>21525599
What's in the glass?
>>21525628
Salmon lox with cream cheese is top shelf

>>21525224 (OP)
Are drag brunches a thing? I was looking up stuff to do with some friends visiting and saw a couple in my city.

>>21525253
I haven’t tried Hokas but it seems hard to beat Ultraboosts when Adidas occasionally does sharp discounts on them.

>>21526023
>Biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs.
My brotha :high five: