Thread 21526735

Look, I like sandwich bag steaks as much as the next guy, but is the airport really the correct place for such a snack?

>muh heckin funny hubby!

kys

>>21526745
>heckin

Go back, faggot.

>>21526735 (OP)
that thing looks tough as leather, may as well have just brought a bag of beef jerky

>>21526846
>don't want to buy overpriced food
>better buy some overpriced dried food
woman moment.

>>21526735 (OP)
>"but-but the inter said that this was sigma alpha!1!"

The Jew fears the steak bag man

>>21527039
>better buy
there was nowhere in his comment that implied
>brought a bag of beef jerky
that the beef jerky would have been bought, and not homemade, but you, the consumerist cuck immediately came to that conclusion. Curious.

That man provides for her,he can do whatever the fuck he wants

>>21527142
they seem to fear a great many things
buncha neurotic cunts

>>21527147
Dude can you just fuck off

>>21527210
>loses argument
>"fuck off"
woman moment

>>21526735 (OP)
How'd he get that through security?

>>21527372
He supplexed the steak detector

>>21527372
Hid it in his prison pocket

>>21527372
must have removed all the metal from the steak first

>>21527372
hid it inside his assault rifle-15 clip

>>21527454
>assault rifle-15
I hate you

>>21526735 (OP)
>leaving for trip
>don’t want to waste last nights dinner
>pocket steak at the gate

>>21526745
>did we forgot to mention OUR VACATION?

>>21527372
Not a prohibited item.

>>21527460
not even gonna melty over using clip instead of mag? shameful /k/-larper

>>21527472
I know your entire post was a joke and that you know all the correct terms. I just hate that one in particular.

>>21526735 (OP)
wtf is that Sheamus?

>>21527825
Shhh,Its a shameful thing for the lobsterhead
Dont tell people

>>21526735 (OP)
>be going on trip
>make steaks night prior
>leftovers
>will be bad if left until after trip
>eat cold from bag at airport instead
It’s simply pragmatic I assume.

>>21526735 (OP)
>homemade steak
who says that? i went to a restaurant in new york once where it said "real potato mash", is this something prentious city dwellers do? i find it very strange...

>>21527372
bro kicked the TSA guy

>>21527825
that's what makes the whole thing funny

>>21528071
She's obviously differentiating it from steak bought in the airport, which would be an entirely different narrative.

>>21528089
>steak bought in the airport
>in a plastic bag
you dont need to say its homemade steak, people can tell its brought from home from the fact that the guy is eating it directly from a plastic bag anon. wich restaurants do you know that serve steaks in ziplock bags?

>>21526735 (OP)
lmfaoo i thought it was a meme

>>21528605
what?

>>21527185
They both work

Homie needs some pocket eggs to go with his pocket steak

>>21527372
For a non retarded meme answer, food is generally allowed through security as long as its not liquid. No soups, even if they're sealed (I've tried bringing some cans of sealed Campbell's through before and they made me toss it). It may or may not need "extra screening" depending how the faggot TSA is feeling. I've had packets of salt pulled out for extra screening before.

>>21528659
uh unless she is making millys he is the primary breadwinner

Too bad it wasn’t spaghetti

>>21528071
Don't you have to tend to some cows or something illiterate retard?

>>21526842
>reddit didnt like "fucking"
>people started saying "hecking"
>4chan mocks it
>become joke
>its not reddit to say heckin
>because heckin came from reddit
how many levels of retarded satire do you function on, im genuinely curious

>>21528704
Its dual income, dum ass

>>21528957
that guy literally makes over a million dollars a year

>>21528968
Who is he? I cant see. Pic blurry. Eitherway, grim. Pure beta provider.

>>21527142
the steak bag man fears microplastics (or at least he screeches about them a lot)

>>21527210
>brainless retard lashes out for no reason
>brainless retard is called out for being incapable of using proper spelling (likely a dirty ESL Brazilian or Jeet)
>brainless retard is called out for being unable to comprehend the concept of cooking on a cooking board
>brainless retard cries victim after getting blown out

>>21528696
Well the explanation i got from a tsa dude is their xray can't really see through anything organic other than the general shape so I just had to show him it was a sandwich and he just said enjoy your sandwich and let me through.

>>21526745
You sound fun to be around.

>>21529131
Fucking woman, stop tone policing on 4CHAN

>only one person realized that's sheamus
grim

>>21529245
He is wearing a hat
Sheamus with a hat is like hitler without moustache

>>21528882
>how many levels of retarded satire do you function on, im genuinely curious
all of them.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WEARING A HAT INDOORS AND BACKWARDS? THATS RETARDED!

>>21529131
You sound like a pussy

>>21529245
>>21527825
What the FUCK is a sheamus?

>>21526735 (OP)
This is groid behavior

>>21529520
some irrelevant britbong

>>21529511
hiding his sheamous hair

>>21529523
irishgrid
>>21529576
he's a mick not a bong
>>21529520
WWE wrestler. the vid was basically funny because his wife posted it on IG reels and people don't know his wife so it was
>normal femoid seethe post
>what the fuck is that shamus?

>>21526735 (OP)
it's probably stone cold by the time they get through the security checkpoint

>>21529042
Unless he put the steak in there while it was still hot, it's no big deal

>>21528605
Oh dear, it's one of them meme rings that poor people wear.

>>21528605
>>21531297
I'll have to check next time he wrestles but some athletes where like rubber or silicon rings so they never have to take them off

>>21528605
>>21526735 (OP)
man, these steaks look pitiful

>>21532144
most refrigerated leftover steaks would

>>21532147
Why are they so thin? Not even the cheap steaks I buy and cook get patty smashed like that the next day.

>>21528101
You know you could buy a steak from a restaurant and then put it in a bag, right? Which is something you might do if it was served on a plate but you then had to carry it around and through a security checkpoint?

>>21529374
nice, the rustle free-jimmy card. well played.

>>21532152
Wow I'm so impressed by the above average thickness of your steaks

>>21532152
Looks average grocery store NY strip thickness to me. Are your "cheap steaks" inch+ thick cuts from an actual butcher speciality store?