Thread 21526792

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Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:35:33 AM No.21526792 >>21526795 >>21526800 >>21526832 >>21526841 >>21527892 >>21529343

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How the fuck do you even use a can opener holy shit

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:36:37 AM No.21526795

>>21526792 (OP)
most competent zoomer

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:45:03 AM No.21526800

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>>21526792 (OP)
Can-tainment breach

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 11:10:53 AM No.21526832

>>21526792 (OP)
Ask GPT to open it for you

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 11:15:35 AM No.21526841

>>21526792 (OP)
Yooo this nigga eatin beans

Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:43:06 PM No.21527892

>>21526792 (OP)
Congratulations, you are the biggest retard on the board

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:25:36 AM No.21528506 >>21529255

Someone got that one webm of a broccoli-haired zoomer not knowing how a can opener works?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:39:01 AM No.21529244 >>21529348 >>21529401 >>21529472

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:47:01 AM No.21529255 >>21529257 >>21529266

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:48:31 AM No.21529257 >>21529337 >>21529355

>>21529255
maybe instead of standing around filming him, they could take 30 seconds to show him how to use it. he's a fucking kid.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:00:06 AM No.21529266 >>21529337

>>21529255
>Fail to teach your child a basic skill
>"Haha stupid kid I'm so much smarter than him"

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:23:46 PM No.21529337 >>21529340

>>21529257
>>21529266
He's old enough to figure out how a can opener works but perhaps he is American?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:25:46 PM No.21529338

Lotta butthurt zoomers ITT just zoomed their way over to the kitchen to try and learn how the can opener works

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:27:46 PM No.21529340 >>21529346 >>21529368

>>21529337
he'd figure it out a lot quicker if somebody just showed him. why do boomers blame their kids for incompetence when they failed to raise them?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:31:28 PM No.21529343

>>21526792 (OP)
Funny history fact is that cans existed for like decades before the invention of the can opener.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:33:22 PM No.21529346

>>21529340
Stop making excuses, he should have figured it out years ago. I suppose everything he has ever eaten has been delivered or from a fast food place?
Why are Americans so slow? was he 30 before he could turn on an oven?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:34:04 PM No.21529348

>>21529244
Unbelievable how fast zoomers age

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:36:54 PM No.21529355

>>21529257
>he's a fucking kid.

He looks about 16. Hardly a kid.

Most people learn to use a can opener at 5.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:49:53 PM No.21529368

>>21529340
>can you just tell me how to do X?
>are you fucking stupid? god why are you so (blah blah blah whine)
The eternal problem plaguing the youth

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:58:26 PM No.21529377

Wait, there's cans that don't have a pull ring on top? Surely they can't be that hard to manufacture.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:17:27 PM No.21529401

>>21529244
disappointed she didnt cut her hand to the bone

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 2:22:24 PM No.21529472

>>21529244
Wrong knife - you need a short thic blade. Turn the blade edge twards the ceiling, hold knife at a 45 degree angle to the can, press tip into the lid, once perforated, use left hand to rotate the can with keeping your knife hand steady.