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Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:35:33 AM No.21526792 [Report] >>21526795 >>21526800 >>21526832 >>21526841 >>21527892 >>21529343
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How the fuck do you even use a can opener holy shit
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:36:37 AM No.21526795 [Report]
>>21526792 (OP)
most competent zoomer
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 10:45:03 AM No.21526800 [Report]
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>>21526792 (OP)
Can-tainment breach
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 11:10:53 AM No.21526832 [Report]
>>21526792 (OP)
Ask GPT to open it for you
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 11:15:35 AM No.21526841 [Report]
>>21526792 (OP)
Yooo this nigga eatin beans
Anonymous 8/11/2025, 9:43:06 PM No.21527892 [Report]
>>21526792 (OP)
Congratulations, you are the biggest retard on the board
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:25:36 AM No.21528506 [Report] >>21529255
Someone got that one webm of a broccoli-haired zoomer not knowing how a can opener works?
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:39:01 AM No.21529244 [Report] >>21529348 >>21529401 >>21529472
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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:47:01 AM No.21529255 [Report] >>21529257 >>21529266
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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:48:31 AM No.21529257 [Report] >>21529337 >>21529355
>>21529255
maybe instead of standing around filming him, they could take 30 seconds to show him how to use it. he's a fucking kid.
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:00:06 AM No.21529266 [Report] >>21529337
>>21529255
>Fail to teach your child a basic skill
>"Haha stupid kid I'm so much smarter than him"
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:23:46 PM No.21529337 [Report] >>21529340
>>21529257
>>21529266
He's old enough to figure out how a can opener works but perhaps he is American?
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:25:46 PM No.21529338 [Report]
Lotta butthurt zoomers ITT just zoomed their way over to the kitchen to try and learn how the can opener works
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:27:46 PM No.21529340 [Report] >>21529346 >>21529368
>>21529337
he'd figure it out a lot quicker if somebody just showed him. why do boomers blame their kids for incompetence when they failed to raise them?
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:31:28 PM No.21529343 [Report]
>>21526792 (OP)
Funny history fact is that cans existed for like decades before the invention of the can opener.
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:33:22 PM No.21529346 [Report]
>>21529340
Stop making excuses, he should have figured it out years ago. I suppose everything he has ever eaten has been delivered or from a fast food place?
Why are Americans so slow? was he 30 before he could turn on an oven?
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:34:04 PM No.21529348 [Report]
>>21529244
Unbelievable how fast zoomers age
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:36:54 PM No.21529355 [Report]
>>21529257
>he's a fucking kid.

He looks about 16. Hardly a kid.

Most people learn to use a can opener at 5.
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:49:53 PM No.21529368 [Report]
>>21529340
>can you just tell me how to do X?
>are you fucking stupid? god why are you so (blah blah blah whine)
The eternal problem plaguing the youth
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:58:26 PM No.21529377 [Report]
Wait, there's cans that don't have a pull ring on top? Surely they can't be that hard to manufacture.
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:17:27 PM No.21529401 [Report]
>>21529244
disappointed she didnt cut her hand to the bone
Anonymous 8/12/2025, 2:22:24 PM No.21529472 [Report]
>>21529244
Wrong knife - you need a short thic blade. Turn the blade edge twards the ceiling, hold knife at a 45 degree angle to the can, press tip into the lid, once perforated, use left hand to rotate the can with keeping your knife hand steady.