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Anonymous No.21527246 >>21527279 >>21527296 >>21527394 >>21527402 >>21527520 >>21527903 >>21527981 >>21528087 >>21528090 >>21528091 >>21529460 >>21530045 >>21530363
food related question
if you are a meat lover and your neighbour handed you this note, telling you to cease and desist any attempts to bbq in the near future, how would you respond in this regard?
Anonymous No.21527270
Guess I'd be having a BBQ every day of the week.
Anonymous No.21527271 >>21527329 >>21527870
It’s a handwritten note. I’d Do the grownup thing and inform the police, because it makes it easier for them to escalate a trespass/harassment. The neighbor would be free to pursue civil recourse, and wish her luck finding a lawyer. Realistically she would spazz out and get in trouble with the law quickly because you already tipped them offf she’s unstable.
Anonymous No.21527279 >>21527291 >>21527355
>>21527246 (OP)
>get bent, skellyfag
Anonymous No.21527291
>>21527279
Followed by
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Anonymous No.21527296 >>21527329 >>21527864 >>21527883 >>21527945 >>21529677
>>21527246 (OP)
This is actually a really old, but actually proven to be false, internet meme. A pregnant person could be offended by food smells, thanks to their hormones and situation, and it would suck to be them, but you could be kind and understanding. Anyone else is a nosy inappropriate neighbor, and most cops would agree with whatever your lawyer decided to implement. A vegan should not be bothered or notify you about your backyard activities unless they see you inhumanely slaughtering goats, lambs and chickens and other farm animals and physically seeing and hearing pain. Nuisance neighbors happen in every type of neighborhood at every kind of price point, and it's all basically the same, a not so simple legal issue. Throw the law at them until they mind their own business. Keep in mind that when dealing with stalkers and people watching your every single move, that no contact could be best, literally ALL attention can keep it going. This psychological strategy is why restraining orders fail or even backfire. Be careful with the petty retaliation moves until you know what you are dealing with there.
Yes, I'd grill whenever the heck I felt like it, but will my car or guest cars be keyed or my tires pierced or deflated, or worse? That's more hassle that I'd want to face.
Anonymous No.21527329 >>21527361 >>21527366 >>21527418 >>21529447
>>21527271
Exactly this. Asking with the other handwritten notes, of course. I didn't use social media but this would be the perfect time to create an account just to shame her (let's be honest: the vast majority of vegans are hers or he-hers) on there.
>>21527296
Let her scratch my car. Everyone on my block bus my own house has Ring. Someone would be happy to share the video proving it was her who did it. Vandalism is a crime.
This is also why I stopped trimming the opera bitch's tree. There's a famous opera singer who owns the house behind mine and her tree has destroyed her garden wall. It's growth has also destroyed the lamppost at the far end of my garden. I used to trim it but now I'm waiting for the day her overgrown tree falls over and destroys my kitchen and second floor bath (yes, it really is that tall) to sue her for negligence. I've asked her nicely for years and she's done nothing to keep her fucking tree, which again, has already destroyed something on my property, in check.
These people understand nothing of the social contract until the consequences of their actions or inaction come to call.
At least opera bitch has stopped feeding the fucking raccoons and singing loud as shit while my son was sleeping. She handled that bit with grace. We just had the baby, could you please keep the singing more quiet? He sleeps when we can get him to and you singing at random will otherwise wake him.
Anonymous No.21527355 >>21527916 >>21527942
>>21527279
Anonymous No.21527361 >>21529748
>>21527329
>and singing loud as shit while my son was sleeping. She handled that bit with grace.
I'm glad to hear that.

When it comes to tree trimming, I've found it's a question of funds most of the time for the shit neighbors. I have a good $7k bill every 4-5 years trimming back trees that line my circular driveway. I do the pruning before Hurricane season, but also to prevent the roots from further invading my own sewer line to the street, where it gets bowed down and starts to clog, and busting up my expensive driveway.
My own brother has a nice house with two, probably 60 year old trees that endanger his own house (and thus evacuates in fear to my house during storms). He'll lose his roof and could die one day from a storm that cracks one down, but also I'm sure these trees are older than his house. He fought a female neighbor and her partner that physically harassed him weekly about pine needles in their rain gutters, which is a stupid problem. But after they started harassing his two children during dog walks, he cut down one tree for the price of $12k, and sold the valuable 15' around hardwood to the cutter for that discount. Insane prices, which is why the 2nd tree is still there.
I bet opera neighbor is both poor and lazy. My brother caved to the fact it could have been cut down and the bill sent to him anyway. He got a deal instead.
Anonymous No.21527366 >>21527871 >>21529748
>>21527329
>baby haver is a whiny piece of shit

Everyone hates you and your ugly little spawn, you know.
Anonymous No.21527394
>>21527246 (OP)
Let them sue me and then embarrass them in court.
Anonymous No.21527402 >>21528093
>>21527246 (OP)
I'd do the neighborly thing and apologies then I would extinguish the bbq and wait for a day when the wind doesn't blow in their direction. We live in a society and making compromises is the right thing to do.
Anonymous No.21527418 >>21527434 >>21527442 >>21527468 >>21527506 >>21529748
>>21527329
if the tree overhangs your property technically it's your job to trim that part of it. you own any part of a tree that enters your property, except for the fruit of a fruiting tree.
Anonymous No.21527434
>>21527418
What city does the poster you're replying to live in?
Anonymous No.21527442
>>21527418
>you own it except erm you don't lol
fuck off jew trim your tree
Anonymous No.21527468 >>21527471
>>21527418
OK I'll chainsaw off your precious tree right in line with the property line
Anonymous No.21527471 >>21527475
>>21527468
have fun paying for an arborist to plant a mature tree in its place when I sue your ass into oblivion you dumb faggot
Anonymous No.21527475
>>21527471
Sorry, my property. Plant a new one in a better spot.
Anonymous No.21527506
>>21527418
This is an argument your insurance may use against you one day when the tragic fall happens. If you trimmed off the part that overhangs your side of the fence, then the fragile unbalanced half of the tree falls in their direction (but might look so stupid to them that they finish the job). All that remains is stump removal from cheap people.
Anonymous No.21527520
>>21527246 (OP)
Set up a fan next time I BBQ to blow the smoke directly at their house until they move
Anonymous No.21527627
Entire suckling pig every week.
Anonymous No.21527864
>>21527296
>most cops would agree with whatever your lawyer decided to implement.
Cops dont dictate the law you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.21527868
Jerk Chicken time with pimento wood for extra aromatics, the whole damn block about to smell like Jamaica
Anonymous No.21527870
>>21527271
This is what I was going to say pretty much. It's harassment and feels threatening as well, not just in a lawsuit way but a violence way and I'd make sure to explain it to the police that way.
Anonymous No.21527871 >>21529441
>>21527366
ugly female hands typed this post
Anonymous No.21527883
>>21527296
there used to be a problem in my city with people slaughtering animals for either consumption or religious practices, someone recorded a closed garage door with a shit ton of blood flowing from the inside. That was around 10 years ago and it was nasty as fuck
Anonymous No.21527903 >>21528025 >>21528095 >>21529454
>>21527246 (OP)
Assert my dominance on the food chain by breaking into his house and buttfucking him in front of his family.
Anonymous No.21527909 >>21528023 >>21530108
>having a neighbor closer than a mile to you

No fucking way. Wtf are these idiots doing?
Anonymous No.21527916
>>21527355
the millionaire jews are just like you and me chuddy
Anonymous No.21527942
>>21527355
Maybe that "cheeseburger" was a nod to his fellow Chosen. Dairy and meat.
Anonymous No.21527945 >>21528096
>>21527296
>pregnant person
you mean a woman?
Anonymous No.21527981 >>21528099
>>21527246 (OP)
I'd fire up the smoker and put on everything needed for a salsa. Take pictures and wait for the complaint.
Anonymous No.21528023 >>21528082
>>21527909
Your railing is looking a bit rough, homie. Should poke a screwdriver in there and see if it's rotting, if not get a new lick of paint on it before it does rot.
Give me a call, I'll give you a good quote.
Anonymous No.21528025 >>21528065
>>21527903
anyone household sending hand written letters like that isn't led by a patriarch
Anonymous No.21528065
>>21528025
You're right. Better rape everyone in the house.
Anonymous No.21528082
>>21528023
I'll pay you $8 and not a cent more to paint my railing.
Anonymous No.21528087
>>21527246 (OP)
have more BBQ's.
Anonymous No.21528090
>>21527246 (OP)
in my city, if they did it twice and I documented it, I would get an injunction against harassment and then keep doing it.
Anonymous No.21528091
>>21527246 (OP)
Start researching ways to make my barbecue smell more strongly of meat
Anonymous No.21528093
>>21527402
pussy
Anonymous No.21528095
>>21527903
Why would you give him a good time?
Anonymous No.21528096
>>21527945
I think from that novel, we can just picture what this person looks like.
Anonymous No.21528099
>>21527981
Absolutely based pettiness. That's fkin hilarious
Anonymous No.21529441
>>21527871
Your post makes no sense, fag
Anonymous No.21529447
>>21527329
Kek godsdamn cry pussy
Anonymous No.21529454
>>21527903
>him

There's no way it's a man.
Anonymous No.21529460 >>21530012
>>21527246 (OP)
My friend has a mobile hog roast business. He’s got a holiday pitch right outside of a migrant hotel.
He likes to crank up the smoke for them when the wind is blowing right.
Anonymous No.21529677
>>21527296
>but will my car or guest cars be keyed or my tires pierced or deflated, or worse?
Simple - you molotov their house
Anonymous No.21529748
>>21527361
>I bet opera neighbor is both poor and lazy
Definitely not poor. Her dad was a famous composer and conductor from the 30s through his death in the 80s and he came from a wealthy family to begin with.
She's just cheap.
>>21527366
lmao
All three of us are beloved. : )
>>21527418
Yup. Hate that shit. I've got the same type of tree on my side of the double wall (they're separated by a municipal footpath about two feet wide) but I keep it in check. The old French cunt never did with hers.
Anonymous No.21530012
>>21529460
Latinos probably love the smell of a goid pig riast
Anonymous No.21530045
>>21527246 (OP)
Burn their house down.
Anonymous No.21530108 >>21530321 >>21530374
>>21527909
I wouldn't want to live like that. I like going to the grocery store on a whim for individual items, and you can't reasonably do that when the nearest store is at least 10 minutes by car.
Anonymous No.21530321
>>21530108
10 minutes is no issue, but youre on track, ruralfags often have to drive 30-60 minutes for the nearest grocery store that isnt a dollar general
Anonymous No.21530363
>>21527246 (OP)
Shoot them
Anonymous No.21530374
>>21530108
She doesn't live like that, either. This lady posts about her 132 (or 236 or 365 or 1488 or 1812 or eleventy-twelveteen or whatever made-up number she wants to use this week) acres of land and her multi-million dollar portfolio (yet she scams food banks?) and absolutely none of it is true. You can safely ignore her.