>>21528007
I vaguely remember a few of you saying you watch this genre of videos on YouTube at 2am, with night terrors, and Crohn's disease afflictions. God be with you
>>21527722 >the original chorizo
dios mio. no the original chorizo wasnt called "estilo moyaho" it was called CHORIZO. the cognitive disonance that mexicans posses is beyond my comprehension. they KNOW deep down how things are, but they pretend spain doesnt exist. amazing.
>>21528098
it must make you seethe to know mexico is the most popular cuisine in the world and when they think of tortillas, chorizo, churros, menudo, tostadas, tortas, etc... they are thinking of the mexican version and not the spanish one.
nobody cares about the spanish versions of this food kek, they think spanish cuisine is like mexican and spicy, if they even care kek!!
>>21527750 >be me >be majestic uruk tier crab apex sideways walker descendant of 350 million years of evolution >just vibin in my tidepool neural ganglia firing in perfect decentralized harmony >my nervous system isnt even like yours nigger i got a distributed network think octopus but crunchier sensory hairs on my legs that can detect a single grain of sand moving chemoreceptors so sensitive i can taste fear >in the water >enter giant meat ape with hands the size of tectonic plates >mf picks me up like im a living dorito >my ganglia fire panic signals down every leg at 1 to 2 ms doesnt sound fast thats because i evolved for patience not speed but trust me each neuron screaming in beautiful crustacean binary FUCK NO NIGGER >my statocysts balance organs are now detecting air - the oceans hard mode >apex predator of the shallows reduced to funny 4chin content >worst day since the cambrian explosion
tldr humans are just moist chimps with a god complex let me scuttle in peace you dumb niggers
>>21528174 >mexico is the most popular cuisine in the world
according to whom? >but they don't think of spain at all.
who fucking cares spanish food sucks, so does mexican. great way of outing yourself as a mestizo mutt though lol
>>21528190 >spaniard is the retard posting ai slop on these threads
figures
i will contribute later
as have done in the past
with better shit than your ai slop garbage
Yes, but there is also Mexican chorizo. Both are sausages, with the Spanish one being cured like a salami and the Mexican one being a fresh, raw sausage that is meant to be cooked.
>>21528209 >mexican food is not the most popular in the world and you are a mestizo who thinks /ck/ is /pol/
you are the one who has been sperging out about chorizo for 3 threads in a row buddy
stop shitting up threads with your sperging and AI slop
also your poll is dogshit, it asks mostly european countries, and counts having tried / disliked as the same thing
>>21528251
mexican chorizo is like americans making cheese called "italian cheese" or some weird shit. a meme. and people will clown on you for that. you are the autist here and you dont have the iq to realize it. sorry about that.
>>21528170
Yeah, how terrible that she carried ten children for her husband. What a jewish mossad agent she is, making him waste time having ten children instead of productively fighting for the white race against the kikes by posting on 4chan.
>>21528310
They're already of higher quality than the jeets.
As long as India exists whites could, and should, shart out an army of retards, it'd still conquer.
>>21528315
maybe we should. but concider this. there has never been more white people in the world than right now and we have dominated every country and continent we touched. its about mindset imo. we need to return to waaay more conservative values and not the neocon conservative values. this might seem faggy and gay but people like nick fuentes pushes the pendulum in the right direction. >>21528317
fuck that looks good
>>21528362 >his recuperation
3 strokes and 2 heart attacks? nigga you dont recuperate from that you just hope you live long enough to see your loving family who totally didnt treat like utter shit has grandkids and you die happy (he wont)
>>21528304
uhh check the names on the lunchboxes >Yeah, how terrible that she carried ten children for her husband. What a jewish mossad agent she is, making him waste time having ten children instead of productively fighting for the white race against the kikes by posting on 4chan.
Get help bro.
Touch grass.
>>21528180 >"never tried it" is considered the same as "disliked it", doesn't tell them apart >only asked in Europe and Asia, no polls in the Americas or the Arab world >Peruvian cuisine last and below Finnish
This so-called poll is worthless. It's just a reflection of what foods Europeans and Asians are more exposed to on a regular basis.
>>21528649 >only asked in Europe and Asia, no polls in the Americas or the Arab world
false. mexican food is not numbero uno in the world you little dumb spic
>>21528098
He's talking about HIS original chorizo in context. The menu item was called Chorizo Estilo Moyaho, not Spicy Chorizo. Then Mexicans asked for a less spicy version (not White people, who loved the spicy version to his surprise). Now the menu items are mild chorizo and spicy chorizo.
You retarded dago
>>21530206 >gentrified chorizo >no undertones of anti white racism here gringo! >continues to talk about white people wanting it spicy
no idea what "dago" means, is that some sort of sungod curse? >>21530210
microplastics is a small price to pay for the absolute speed and perfection these badboys entail
>>21527726
Why in christ name do women get these fake nails that make them damn near give them monoplegia of the hands? See it with my mother and sisters too. They can barely use their smart phones or tablets because they lack the ability to fucking get their finger to accurately reach with an inch of atro-nail in the way.
>>21530620
Its a status marker among women that they're wealthy enough to not need to use their hands for labor or menial tasks. She's lavish enough that she can afford to make herself useless because her good looks and rich husband will carry her through life. Like Chinese women insisting on always wearing shade on their bodies to remain pale skinned to prove they aren't working the rice fields.
That's why most of the kids are niggers and why she has so many. The more she has, the more money she makes.
It's also why she gives them goyslop, she doesn't care about them, they will probably spend less than a year in her home.
>>21527722 >"Mexican" born and raised in the Midwestern US can't handle a poblano pepper, shits himself over some chorizo >White person actually from a border state and probably knows actual Mexicans likes it
This happens so fucking often in Texas it is infuriating. It does not surprise it also happens wherever this guy is from.
I cannot stand fucking retards who think Mexican is a race. It's a multicultural hodgepodge like the US, and basically every other country in the Americas. These are the same people who insist on Latinx and tried to cancel Speedy Gonzalez.
>>21531416
That's dumb. I simply don't give Skittles to my children.
There's no candy in our house, if we want a sweet we bake it. Cookies, crΓͺpes, etc.
>>21530487
I hate my life but I'm so glad I wasn't born in india, or some other "developing country" hellhole. people say america is becoming a 3rd world country but we're not this bad yet.
>>21528345
No because he doesn't do physical therapy at all. Even the most simple stuff you can do at home like holding a pen, to re-train your mind "this is your arm that you control". Just letting it hang like that is the worst thing you can do, his shoulder has to be fucking killing him by now. I promise you every single doctor and nurse that's ever spoken to him has explained this but no one tells Jack what to do I guess
>>21528914
Careful anon you don't want to upset them by implying that humans outside of NYC have mastered the highly technical culinary everest of assembling a bacon egg & cheese sandwich.
>>21528141 >in the world
lmao
try italian or chinese or ayyrab
tacos and doritos and las tequila is almost exclusively a north american thing, mexico here just makes people think of chainsaws and drugs
Growing up we used to occasionally get wax lips in our halloween candy. My dad said they used to eat them as kids, so I tried it. Was like biting into a candle. I dont get boomer food.
I just wanna watch vids of yummy food being made. Why does it all have to be rage bait or coomer bait? I dont wanna see yucky third world street food, I don't want to see some bimbo making nothing, i don't want nonsense, I just want to see good food. Is that too much to ask?
Please just stop shitposting.
>>21535106
I thought that the one in the background might be female and I couldn't be bothered to look closer at it to confirm.
And I don't really hate them they're just gross and I don't want to be anywhere near them.
>>21535106
They're so faggy that they turn back to being funny, it's hilarious.
Just be aware that if you let them babysit your child they will rape him. That's what homosexuals do.
>>21528141
Lol try harder Jose. Most of the world enjoys TEXMEX not authentic mexican food. Also I've had both Mexican and Spanish churros and your churros are dogshit. I will concede however that Mexican Chorizo is better than Spanish Chorizo.
>>21534235
Hakarl just tastes like ammonia. It's pretty gross but bearable if you have it with sharp cheese. SurstrΓΆmming is actually really good if you have it with sour cream, potatoes and chives
>>21530620
it's looks over practicality, which is a flex on its own. It's like those birds of paradise that have hilariously distorted bodies as a mating display, the genders are just reversed.
Also men kinda underestimate how much time women put into their looks the "you just have to be born hot as a girl" is a complete meme, they spend at least half of their day into looking good, putting on makeup, caring for their hair, obsessing over clothesm etc.
i feel bad for jack because i dont think anyone deserves to be impaired like that just because theyre bad at cooking. he was funny to laugh at because he was bad at cooking, but a lot of you guys like to laugh at him now because hes disabled and thats just cruel. yeah its his fault for eating like shit, but his suffering being his fault doesnt mean youre not shitty people for enjoying it.
>>21528196
id eat the fuck out of that but thats too much rosemary
>>21537205 >just because theyre bad at cooking
He's not "just bad at cooking", he's a narcissistic asshole with absolutely no skill or talent to back his massive ego up. His total lack of cooking ability after doing it and trying to teach other people how to do it for so long leads me to believe that he's an absolute retard in regards to everything else as well.
Not to mention all of the shit about his personal life that I can't be bothered to follow/read about
>>21534223
It doesn't make chorizo not Spanish, but it does mean that Spanish people brought it with them to Mexico and it is now part of Mexican cuisine. Mexican chorizo is also different than Spanish chorizo because it adheres to Mexican taste and ingredients
>>21528268
No it's not. Italy didn't take over America. Spain took over Mexico. There's a gigantic difference, historically, between the two. You're just stupid
>>21530739
Its her personality that makes her ugly and her personality creates her lifestyle that makes her fat and ugly. Her kid is still forming her personality and habits, it takes many years to grow obese and lazy to the point of no return. She's only experienced one year.
>>21538148
spain didn't murder the entire local population of mexico like the brits did when they invaded america. mexico was mostly locals ruled by a few spaniards. they kept most of their own culture.
>>21535106
Clowns belong in the circus. They want to be in the circus on display and applauded. Clowns aren't easily applauded outside their environment of circuses and expected time and place for their circus acts.
Translation: let's give them their own nation and see if they lead by example or fuck it up and admit honest hard truths
>>21537197 >Also men kinda underestimate how much time women put into their looks the "you just have to be born hot as a girl"
You do have to be born hot or you get surgery. Everyone on social media is either naturally hot or has done tons of plastic surgery.
