Thread 21527940

>it’s undeclared wheat
journos need to be shot

>cookies
they're fucking BISCUITS

>>21527940 (OP)
people have died from wheat allergies, it's one of the most common food allergies

>>21527948
Then put it in the headline if it’s so important. Fuck off journo simp.

>>21527948
Why would you choose to have an allergy in the first place? Nobody in my family has any neither do my friends.

>>21527957
oh, yeah. clickbait headlines are garbage. i assumed op was acting like wheat isn't that big of a deal.

>>21527960
i pissed off a wheat whizard :(

>>21527960
>choose to have an allergy
Not sure if baiting or actually retarded

>>21527948
It's cookies.

At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if they are recalling because they don’t contain enough poison.

>Daily Mail does something stupid
Wow.

>>21527940 (OP)
So it was not a barrel of KCN accidentally falling into the mixing tank?
That's what I would assume under a deadly ingedient.
"A spoonful of botulinum toxin from the nearby research lab has fallen into the choclote".

>>21527947
biscuits are for dogs.

>>21528019
fed to you, mutt

>>21528031
no i only eat people food, like cookies

>>21527940 (OP)
good. get that britjeet shit out of my country

>>21527973
I think it was just a joke.

Don't you have government food recall sites that aren't clickbait articles?

>>21527940 (OP)
>journos need to be shot
yes along with their bosses

>>21527948
>wheat allergies
Are you allergic to dust by any chance? The sun maybe? Just things you find annoying in general? Do you go outside often? Do you drink alcohol often?

>>21528164
What's your favorite color? Do you want to come to my birthday party? How many times have you gone to the bathroom today? Want to get into a tickle fight?

>>21528164
>The sun maybe?
Not xer, but I do, actually, have a sun allergy lmao

>>21528182
That's quite literally just photosensitivity and not even a true allergy

>>21527940 (OP)
>howdy ya’ll do you have a liesence for that dem there chocolate cookie?
Do Burgers really???

>>21528189
literally so dumb their butter has to be labelled as 'contains milk' (and it's literally as deadly as 12 hiroshimas if it isn't!!!)

>>21528189
>>21528201

>>21528204
poop can be white if you don't produce enough bile

>>21528208
I once had a white poop after eating too much cheese and yogourt. I though I had become pure.

>>21528217
mine is a light yellow if i just drink a lot of milk for a while

>>21527947
Cookies potato chips French fries soccer car park cotton candy apartment windshield faggot

>>21528217
>>21528220
Why is this? I’ve had it happen before too

>>21527948
Can you imagine having an allergy to basic foods like dairy, eggs and wheat? What kind of evolutionary dead end do you have to be?

>>21528975
probably because milk is white and doesn't require a lot of bile to digest. bile is what makes poop brown.

if I ever get a meat allergy from lyme disease i will kms

>>21527948
If you died from one of humanities staple foods you deserve to be put down for being an evolutionary failure.

>>21529163
you know it's possible to cure allergies but i guess that's not as exciting and immediate as saying someone should just die so you can feel special because you ate a piece of bread

>>21529212
>it’s possible to cure allergies
then why does no one ever do this?

>>21527940 (OP)
>>it’s undeclared wheat
nearly every recall I've seen the past year is labeled like clickbait only to find out it wasn't actually a recall nor was urgent, since that isn't even FDA terminology, but mroe li;ke "uh oh, there may be nuts from the same facility" That's actually misleading too. I would hope they improve the ingredients and added nuts, personally.

>>21527947
Delusional

>>21527940 (OP)
you should write a complaint to the editor, really, and flame them in the comments.

I used to get a laugh reading the Miami Herald online. The comments there were so creative and the best part of my coffee time in the morning.

>>21527940 (OP)
>daily mail

>>21529595
I lost it with the butter recall because it didn’t declare ‘contains milk’. We shouldn’t need to explain to people the butter contains milk.

>>21527940 (OP)
Since we're on the topic of allergies, i really wonder if exposing a gestating mother or a very young child to powdered dust of all they known allergens (soy, wheat, shellfish etc etc) would stop them from developing an allergy in the first place

>>21527940 (OP)
Where can I get them so I can kill myself while making it look like an accident?

>>21529599
What is that? I know that this is what is apparently called a "biscuit", but what kind of food is that?

>>21529212
Then why are there tons people complaining about pollen every spring or always carrying an epipen with them in case they accidentally eat a peanut?

>>21527940 (OP)
>mfw a cookie contains wheat

>>21529582
they do. there are treatments for severe allergies that stop them from being life threatening.

>>21530086
because not every allergy has a perfect cure right now but there will be cures for everything some day

>>21530090
i like oatmeal and almond flour cookies

>>21528031
woof!

>>21529595
My favorite one lately was the urgent recall of cheese because they forgot to add a dairy allergen warning.

I love it when the put warnings on things that are intrinsically already known. Like gluten free slapped on a ribeye steak. Really goes to show that corporations care.

>>21527960
None that you knew of.

>>21530080
The real world calls it a scone.

>>21531335
No its a biscuit. Its not that similar to a scone. Scones usually have stuff like dried fruit in them and are usually sweeter. You can put sweet stuff on a biscuit but biscuits just taste buttery.

Regular reminder that a big chunk of people who think they're wheat/gluten intolerant are actually having a reaction to the massive amounts of yeast that is in every kind of mass produced bread you can buy thanks to the Chorleywood process, not the wheat/gluten itself.

>>21531369
If you can't handle yeast then you're not invited to my feast.

>>21531369
why would that cause much of a problem? people eat yeast directly with things like vegemite or nutritional yeast seasoning.

>>21527940 (OP)
>undeclared wheat in a fucking chocolate wheaten

>>21531364
>Scones usually have stuff like dried fruit in them and are usually sweeter.
This is not true.
>You can put sweet stuff on a biscuit but biscuits just taste buttery.
This literally describes a scone.

>>21527940 (OP)
>>21527948
The vast majority of "gluten free" products are made in facilities also making gluten products and are thus cross contaminated to fuck and back. Unless the fake bread you're eating is CERTIFIED gluten free, you are still eating gluten and thus are not allergic to it.

>>21531596
Because those aren't the same people who have a reaction to the yeast
Just like most people aren't allergic to wheat and those are the ones who eat bread
Glad I could help