Thread 21528331

>what if subway was slow and expensive
so, subway?
quality alone Ike's kicks the absolute shit out of every chain
but also it's still hyper-regional

>>21528331 (OP)
is this jersey mikes but not in jersey and without the M in the name?

>>21528334
meh i got the damon bruce and paid over 20 dollars for it plus tip. really not worth it. they jew you on the meat like every other chain too. did like the bread though and it's cool that you can just buy the bread to bring home and make your own sandwiches

>>21528334
What quality shill.
It's the same vegetables and chicken.

>>21528331 (OP)
Is he short?

>>21528331 (OP)
So, Jersey Mike's?

>>21528331 (OP)
>>21528334
>>21528476
Every sub chain now has bad service, poor assembly, and Kosher portions, and local delis are basically dead. Sub sandwiches are a white working class food, so while everything has to go up in price and down in quality, the stuff people the elites are trying to exterminate like is obviously going to be more affected.

>Sub sandwiches are a white working class food
do you /pol/yps just make shit up as you go along?
yankee dagos invented subs, jews capitalized on them.

no a ham and cheese mommy made you isn't a sub, sorry timmy

>>21528331 (OP)
Wow, he's so unpleasant to look at. Why did they make him the mascot?

>>21528331 (OP)
I'm serious. This is uncanny. Everything about this short twerp and
>I LOVE YOU CUSTOMER
fucking creepy shit. Is this real? Fuck this midget.

>>21528562
>>21528565
Leftoids and brownoids love ugliness and hate beauty, having some ugly brown bald guy as the face of your company is a great marketing strategy in the SF Bay Area.

>>21528565
Oh and also the creepy fake hippie "love everybody" bullshit, nothing makes me want to bash someone's fucking skull in more than hearing that obvious horseshit from them.

>>21528577
i'd rather have fake california hippy vibes than cafeteria incel vibes

>>21528577
Do you hate Quakers?
We try to love everyone but it's really, really hard. : (

>>21528331 (OP)
Hey he looks like Kratos

>>21528565
He's the owner you evil faggot of course he loves customers you're so fucking stupid

>>21528589
Enjoy being broke and getting stabbed by blacks I guess

>>21528565
it's just a dude who sells sandwiches calm down

>>21528617
That's you after you lose your job for being a /pol/GOD

>>21528596
>>21528632
creeps

>love and sandwiches
Does he cums in every sandwich he sells?

>>21528331 (OP)
i really hate the logo. was it made by his kid or something? it looks like deviant art trash. I'll never visit that place simply because the logo looks so retarded. They could've done a million different logos of the owners face and they chose autistic childs first draft in flash.

>>21528331 (OP)
I would never buy food from a guy who looks like that and plasters his cartoon face all over his products.

>>21528537
I absolutely hate how delis have become some sort of luxury for shitty proportions and basic food. Same thing is happening to diners. There's a solid diner I used to visit all the time, nasty carpeting, they'd refill your coffee at the table, suddenly they renovated with ugly plastic grey tiles, you gotta go to the counter for a refill and they started adding mexican food on the menu. fucking retards.

>>21528617
>stabbings by black or indigenous criminals of color
That's more of a flyoverlet/london thing. We don't have many of those types round here, at least in New Delhi, Mumbai, and Mexico City, Calfornia. But the ones we do have aren't using no damn knife, sonnyboy

>>21528562
>Wow, he's so unpleasant to look at. Why did they make him the mascot?
I don't who he is, but yea, the facial hair, almost a hitler mustache thing is really gross for food service.

Took a peek at the website, because "boggle" and oh look, "halal chicken": and "yellow BBQ" sauce, wtf, who calls it that. Not from New Orleans, but featuring Zapp's in California. I don't see anything that doesn't look stupid. Pass.

Had something from here, it was wet as fuck, impossible to eat without beclowning oneself. Also came with a lollipop, I’m not a damn six year old, cringe as fuck.

>>21528331 (OP)
>take a bite
>half of everything falls out
Idiot food.

>>21528343
fuck that shit, i can feed myself for a week with 20 bucks

>>21529754
>how do I eat like an adult?
You’re a retard.

>>21529777
Piss off moron it's impossible to eat it in a good manner without spilling something out. Stop pretending like that's not the case.

>>21529885
>a good manner

>>21528541
>timmy
tranny

>>21528331 (OP)
remember when jimmy johns was freaky fast?

>>21529899
>no actual argumets
I win.

>>21529969
there used to be "fast, cheap, or good pick 2" logic to buying food but now it's how about none of them faggot how much do you want to tip?