Thread 21528549

Have you ever gotten free food from a promotion or prize? What was it? did you have to do a dance?

>>21528549 (OP)
Your mom was offering half off. Bitch wasn't even worth 3/4s off. My dick stunk for a week

Yes.
Too numerous to name.
"Clip" a digital coupon. Safeway gives stuff away just about every other week.
Chips, soda, Liquid IV, coffee La Llave coffee, Yakult, doughnuts, muffins, instant noodles, Gatorade, allaline water, vegan frozen dinner, chocolate turtles etc etc etc
Never anything I actually want. Except the doughnuts. Fuck me, do i love me some doughnuts

>>21528584
Do they do paper coupons? I’m always embarrassed about using them

>>21528598
Yes! And those are even better because they're the only store left that I know of that still double paper coupons up to 99¢ in value and don't limit the number of coupons you can use in one transaction. I got a whole mess of ricearoni for free because they had 50¢ off coupons on the boxes and they were on sale for a dollar each. 50¢ off × 2 = $1 off $1-priced boxes = free.

I don’t know how to answer that question

Yeah all I had to do was sign away my body and soul for a few years and now I get free food once per year

>>21528549 (OP)
My main source of food comes from abusing the new user promotions of meal kit services for a free box of ingredients every week or so. I've gotten pretty good at timing them so the next one is delivered right when I finish the previous one.

>>21528549 (OP)
>do your humiliation ritual, get a free consolation prize!
Holy cringe. Normies are fucked in the head.

>>21528549 (OP)
>Have you ever gotten free food from a promotion or prize? What was it? did you have to do a dance?
i peeled a sticker from a cup at mcdonalds

>>21528578
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.

When I was in grade school you'd get a coupon from school for a free mini pizza at Dominoes for every certain number of books you read.

>>21529055
You must refrain from touching kids to post here

>>21529063
Well kids aren't allowed here

>>21528549 (OP)
One million years ago when I was a child I was on a ~12 hour road trip and kept on winning free 16oz Dr. Peppers from underneath the cap when we'd stop at the gas stations to piss and get a treat. Magical time.

>>21528549 (OP)
I’m imagining a hobo coming in and doing some strange crackhead dance and the mean old fat manager still not giving it to him.

>>21529062
Wasnt that Pizza Hut?

>>21530091
We had the Papa’s Challenge here, you had to read the Book of Revelation.

>>21528549 (OP)
i just go to resteraunts and tell them its my birthday, chilis gave me free molten lava cake with ice cream. i also walked out without paying so now they call me the birthday bandit at that one chilis

>>21529062
I got those too and I didn't live anywhere near a town so I couldn't use them

did they misspell addams

>>21528796
Normies like attention. It isn't humiliating for them. You may have noticed that TikTok, the most popular app in the world, is mostly people dancing for the camera.

>>21530081
Working from the back catalog now? Some shit you did over a year ago?
You're pitiful. No more posts for you to respond to. You'll go away when everyone ignores you. KHHV incel cunt.

>>21530902
It's fucking awful. Normies need to feel shame for their retardation.

>>21528549 (OP)
This was an ingenious, foolproof way for a middle aged man to get teenage girls to dance in person for him for pennies.

>>21530942
>retards
>feeling shame
You're a lot dumber than you think you are.

>>21530949
>touch your elbows behind your back for a free small frosty

>>21528549 (OP)
When I was 6 I got first prize in my school for a poem I wrote for a competition. Read it to the cashier at DQ and she gave me a free dipped cone.

>>21531016
Could you do this anon?

>>21530907
>No more posts for you to respond to.
There's this one right here addressed to meeeeeee!!!

>>21528689
>abusing the new user promotions
how do you come across as a new user after you abused a company? or do you just one and done the company

>>21528549 (OP)
o my teacher gave me a bag of jolly ranchers for doing the best on a spelling test or something

>>21531026
Not that guy but I can wrap my arms around each other behind my back and still put my hands on my hips and bring my knees in tight to do the Time Warp.
Or I used to. Haven't done that in ages. Troppo brutto la vecchiaia.

>>21531026
Not that guy but I can wrap my arms around each other behind my back and still put my hands on my hips and bring my knees in tight to do the Time Warp.
Or I used to. Haven't done that in ages.

>>21530952
And you're a faggot. But here we still are.

>>21528549 (OP)
Me and my friend won free drinks at the local bar by winning the Halloween costume contest. Our costumes weren't even good, but we were the only ones who showed up in costume, so we won by default.

>>21532250
I think Anon's implying that a new meal kit service company pops up every week

>>21528549 (OP)
i've only once had a free pizza because they messed up my order

it was a good 'za still

>>21528549 (OP)
They were giving free hot dogs outside of my local ShopRite. It tasted awful and gave me the runs.

>>21531026
I can’t, really it’s just an old trick to get a girl to stick her boobs out.