Thread 21529825

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 6:38:07 PM No.21529825 >>21529829 >>21529858 >>21529976 >>21529979 >>21529988 >>21529990 >>21530003 >>21530004 >>21530053 >>21530955 >>21531062 >>21531176 >>21531201 >>21531214 >>21531371 >>21531379 >>21534073 >>21534085 >>21534755 >>21535988 >>21535994 >>21539250 >>21539453

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What is the human equivalent of canned cat food?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 6:40:02 PM No.21529829

>>21529825 (OP)
your moms ballsack

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 6:52:41 PM No.21529843 >>21529993

deenz

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 7:05:48 PM No.21529858 >>21534758

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>>21529825 (OP)
Spam

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 7:10:21 PM No.21529865

Banquet turkey dinners

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 7:17:17 PM No.21529875

Gorilla food.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:31:46 PM No.21529976

>>21529825 (OP)
Maybe huel or soylent

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:33:00 PM No.21529979

>>21529825 (OP)
hungry man salisbury steak

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:41:37 PM No.21529988

>>21529825 (OP)
usually I see cans of vienna sausage littered around and sometimes catfood
so both probably, don't get the fancy shit

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:42:15 PM No.21529990

>>21529825 (OP)
Chunky luxury soup.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:44:56 PM No.21529993 >>21538013

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>>21529843
You need to get into fuckin' chovies, son

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:52:18 PM No.21530003 >>21530004 >>21530006 >>21530008 >>21530011 >>21530955 >>21531215

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>>21529825 (OP)
>What is the human equivalent of canned cat food?
The europoors will hate that the rest od the world learns about pic related.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:53:18 PM No.21530004 >>21530006 >>21530008 >>21530011 >>21533019 >>21535140 >>21535144

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>>21529825 (OP)
>>21530003
O_o let's crack it open...yummy

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:56:03 PM No.21530006 >>21530008 >>21530011 >>21535140

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>>21530003
>>21530004
Now let's do a course American meal.
1st course: Bread

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:57:15 PM No.21530008 >>21530011 >>21535140

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>>21530003
>>21530004
>>21530006
2nd course: Rice and beans

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 8:58:15 PM No.21530011 >>21531145 >>21535140

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>>21530003
>>21530004
>>21530006
>>21530008
3rd course: Cornish hen

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 9:14:17 PM No.21530034 >>21535164

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 9:24:54 PM No.21530053

>>21529825 (OP)
Canned food.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 6:47:34 AM No.21530955 >>21531073

>>21529825 (OP)
>F L A K E D

>>21530003
For me it’s Linesman Flavor

But seriously what are these?

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 8:08:30 AM No.21531062

>>21529825 (OP)
You know we have canned chicken and tuna, right?

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 8:13:32 AM No.21531073

>>21530955
>But seriously what are these?

https://destinationlithuania.blogspot.com/2021/04/dining-on-canned-food-in-lithuania.html

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:01:37 AM No.21531131

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Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:06:18 AM No.21531141 >>21531291

smell wise it's canned tuna or canned chicken
never had a dog so i dunno but i heard "dog food is designed to be edible for humans...just in case"

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:08:05 AM No.21531145 >>21536022

>>21530011
Ohh shoot, anyone have the webm of a can of chicken getting poured out

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 9:34:08 AM No.21531176

>>21529825 (OP)
Cotto salami

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:10:40 AM No.21531201 >>21532927

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>>21529825 (OP)

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:31:49 AM No.21531214

>>21529825 (OP)
Sardines or tuna

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:34:06 AM No.21531215 >>21531223

>>21530003
Europeans have always been America's trashy wine aunt

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:38:13 AM No.21531223

>>21531215
Russia is not Europe, are you too young to remember the Iron Curtain?

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 10:42:22 AM No.21531228 >>21533195 >>21533224 >>21535105

It's funny how a lot of canned foods are really just a holdover from a bygone age of poorer refrigeration and the newfangled concept of having food that could sit out for 6 months and not be rancid. About the only canned food I buy anymore is Tuna and the occasional Corned Beef.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 11:42:03 AM No.21531291 >>21535146

>>21531141
In a "just in case" situation, civilized people will give the dog it's food then eat the dog.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 11:57:33 AM No.21531309 >>21531380 >>21535146 >>21535160

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Some people have gotten close, but not quite there.

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 12:48:52 PM No.21531371 >>21534772 >>21539248

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>>21529825 (OP)
probably surimi : it's frozen mashed fish, and it's then reheated with added artificial flavor
kibble is made by heating multiple times animal meat
both are over transformed products, pretty sure you lose a lot of proteins, nutriments and other nice shit by heating/freezing shit multiple times

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 12:53:51 PM No.21531379

>>21529825 (OP)
canned cat food

Anonymous 8/13/2025, 12:53:54 PM No.21531380

>>21531309
the name sounds gross

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:06:25 AM No.21532927 >>21532942 >>21534340

>>21531201
How do you devil something? Is it some sort of candlelit ritual?

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 4:11:24 AM No.21532942

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>>21532927
>How do you devil something? Is it some sort of candlelit ritual?
St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou,
O Prince of the heavenly hosts,
by the power of God,
thrust into hell Satan,
and all the evil spirits,
who prowl about the world
seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 5:18:35 AM No.21533019

>>21530004
>3 immediate cherrypicked angry replies
Oh man you REALLY miffed him with that

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:30:59 AM No.21533195

>>21531228
>It's funny how a lot of canned foods are really just a holdover from a bygone age of poorer refrigeration
I feel the same way about pickled food

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:51:26 AM No.21533224

>>21531228
The current united states of america citizen has on average 1.98 jobs, we're busy making money for the rent, we're not allowed to nibble on our customers door dash or instacart, putting a can of soup in the microwave is just quick before you get to sleep for 5 hours.

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:51:34 PM No.21534073

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>>21529825 (OP)
There is no equivalent; we literally eat the same thing

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 7:58:30 PM No.21534085 >>21534760

>>21529825 (OP)
Cats love it, it's a bit more expensive than the dry food and they all like it a little different.
I'd say it's best human equivalent is a Steak

Anonymous 8/14/2025, 10:22:31 PM No.21534340 >>21534774

>>21532927
You don't add heat/spice to something

Spicy food was generally thought to promote degeneracy

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:16:39 AM No.21534755

>>21529825 (OP)
dinty more stew.

canned tuna

canned hash

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:20:04 AM No.21534758

>>21529858
too expensive, real answer is this american classics corned beef hash i buy for a buck-fifty (american, as if the name of the brand was not obvious enough)

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:20:40 AM No.21534760

>>21534085
LMFAO

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:34:36 AM No.21534772 >>21537664

>>21531371
delicious, tho...

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 3:36:25 AM No.21534774 >>21535100

>>21534340
>Spicy food was generally thought to promote degeneracy
Interestingly, this was a core tenant of Dr. John Kellogg, of Kellogg cereal (in)famy, who's brother actually stole the cereal recipe and actually got rich off it.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 7:56:18 AM No.21535100

>>21534774
Kellogg was the ultimate BASED no fapper

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:01:13 AM No.21535105

>>21531228
Spanish conservas can be incredibly delicious.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:38:44 AM No.21535140

>>21530006
>>21530008
These are genuine food items.

>>21530011
>>21530004
This is slop.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:42:01 AM No.21535144

>>21530004
That looks like actual catfood, right down to the gelatinized gravy.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:44:27 AM No.21535146 >>21535296

>>21531309
Mmmm. Good with crackers.

>>21531291
I'd eat you before I ate my dog

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:17:21 AM No.21535160

>>21531309
>MADE WITH CHICKEN!
>pork added

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 9:19:47 AM No.21535164

>>21530034
Everything they make all tastes the exact same

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 11:33:51 AM No.21535296

>>21535146
You gotta feed me before you get the right to eat me, but I'm wise to cannibal etiquette and won't accept food from others.

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:08:21 PM No.21535988

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>>21529825 (OP)
human cat food

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:09:30 PM No.21535994

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>>21529825 (OP)
human dog food

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:23:34 PM No.21536022 >>21536059 >>21538228

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>>21531145

Anonymous 8/15/2025, 8:44:25 PM No.21536059

>>21536022
even after years and years, i'm still mesmerized by how smooth the transition is

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 5:39:03 PM No.21537664

>>21534772
bro it mostly taste like the sauce of your choosing, and some fishy flavor

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 9:31:57 PM No.21538013

>>21529993
I love both, but anchovies are so expensive :(

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 11:46:41 PM No.21538228

>>21536022
i can save her

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:46:41 AM No.21539237

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"Food Product"
You know if they have to emphasize the fact that it's food you're in for a real treat.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:55:33 AM No.21539248

>>21531371
It's high in salt, this is mostly the only problem. Otherwise it's low-fat and high-protein and the only processing is pounding the fish. It's also 1000y old.

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 9:58:03 AM No.21539250

>>21529825 (OP)
Eat some canned corned beef from Brazil.

s 8/17/2025, 2:18:47 PM No.21539453

>>21529825 (OP)
Canned fish preserved in extra virgin olive oil

Anonymous 8/17/2025, 8:53:36 PM No.21540190

Hello fresh, factor, etc... its chewy for humans