Thread 21532924

What edibles do you make /ck/? I've made, cakes, cookies, brownies and chocolate. need some inspo

gummy candies, hard candies, lollipops

>>21532926
got any good recipes?

>>21532924 (OP)
Try making a tincture
>decarb some bud/trim
>soak in high proof (50% ABV or more) hard liquor for a couple weeks - a month
>strain and enjoy

DUDE

>>21532924 (OP)
Weed is a nigger drug. Kys

>>21532924 (OP)
I don’t really eat food anymore but I add tincture to my Soylent sometimes. Yummers!

>>21532947
DARE should really adopt this as their slogan

>>21532947
Wrong
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/article/150522-scythians-marijuana-bastard-wars-kurgan-archaeology

>>21532924 (OP)
The best edible Ive made was my stack of money after I quit smoking the ganja and got a real job. :)
I was in denial while living in hell the whole 25 years I obsessed over the devil's lettuce, life is so much better now. :^)

>>21533002
Honestly if I stopped smoking weed and drinking I would probably do just enough gig work to afford groceries, I hate working and if I no longer wanted to get drunk or high I would no longer have any reason to work 3-5 8 hour shifts a week.

Reddit: The Drug

>>21533014
yeah I’ll admit I use reddit a lot and I’m permastoned. I’m thinking about hopping on the diaper bandwagon because I’m getting so sick of getting up to use the bathroom. All I want to do is get high on my couch and scroll these 2 websites

>>21533009
Get a Klonopin prescription.

>>21532924 (OP)
Kys retard

>>21533024
>benzos
No thanks, I don't want to replace the monkey on my back with an even more vicious one owned by big pharma.

>>21533009
It's funny how much your outlook changes once your driving a muscle car and fucking bitches. I dont have any crazy job or anything, and I drink like a fish. Weed held me back for so long.
No one likes working. It's just part of growing up. There's more to life than slumming it and making weed brownies bro.
Your outlook is clouded and will likely stay that way until your inevitable suicide. If you took the time to suffer through the pain of living, and realized if youre bored, youre boring.
Get a fucking hobby other than living in a daze.
Or just spend your life asking anons to inspire you over your drug habit that youre clearly bored of on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>21533033
I don't want a muscle car or bitches though, I just want as little obligation to this gay and cucked society as possible. If anything I drink and get high to cope with being part of it, which ironically makes me more dependent on and tied to it.

>>21533041
No one will ever understand you, but you yourself.
Learn to like yourself, and the rest of the world will like you.
The problem isnt with society, it's with you. The more you reject society, society will reject you. Ultimately you are only rejecting yourself.
Right now youre disgusting, and will remain that way without change.
I've spent enough energy trying to help you, so off you go, not many will choose to indulge in your suffering. Have a nice day, anon.

>>21532924 (OP)
DUDE!

>>21533041
Wow, so profound. I'll bet your the first person ever to have that thought.

Truth is, you're scared to live, you don't think you have what it takes to make something in this world, so you reject it. Fox & sour grapes.

It's never too late to start. Fuck dude the entire 90s generation gave the term "late bloomers" a whole new meaning. No hill is insurmountable, no rut too deep. First thing is stop working against yourself, take inventory of what you have and approach it with a clear mind.

Give it a try, worst thing that can happen is you say "fuck that, this sucks" then go back to being a miserable fizzled out stoner.

>>21533076
w33d

>>21533103
Why do you expect people to want the same things out of life as you?

>>21533130
Hey man, Im not that anon, I was the guy before him, I think you think we are the same guy because we share a similair sentiment.

So what do you want out of life?
To get drunk and high and have everyone forget you ever existed? You dont see any flaw in that? That's a life worth living? Why not just die then?

>>21533140
I'm not the original guy, in fact im sober. I just find it annoying when people play holier-than-thou and act like they're living life "correctly" even though there's no such thing. If the guy wants to get stoned and he enjoys it, good for him. No skin off my back.

>>21533144
>>21533144
He clearly expressed he is not enjoying life.
So, good for him? Or bad for him?
Some of us who have been through the same vicious cycle were just trying to help him.
He can have the shirt off my back and even some skin if it helps.

LMAO

>>21533144
>there's no such thing
So guy who cannibalizes babies can’t be considered “living incorrectly” cause there’s “no such thing?”

>>21533166
Unironically yes. It may be considered morally reprehensible but the only real way to live life incorrectly is to die lmao.

The hate for weed on this website is fucking weird. It's gotta be the 2016 election tourists.

>>21532924 (OP)
You know it doesn't have to be desserts, right? As long as you have an infused oil/butter, you could also make savory dishes. Baked potatoes, salsa's, mixed drinks, soups, grilled cheese, etc. Fruit smoothies would be good, too. I know they have liquid extracts and/or concentrates that you can mix with some water or whatever.

>>21533176
What a weasely cop-out. There are objective goods in the world. Not all lifestyles lead to eudaimonia. Moral relativism is objectively bad.

>>21532924 (OP)
i dont make edibles anymore.
I just use the cannabutter in mac n cheese or on toast with bacon and eggs.
Quicker, easier.

>>21532947
ethnic populations smoke crack retard.
weed's been the normal person watching tv or playing video games at home alone on a tuesday drug for like 15 years now.

>>21533185
Yes lol

>>21533185
I hate it because of the smell. Fuck that shit reeks like a skunk

>>21532924 (OP)
Wish I could smoke but since Im subjext to piss tests for work I can't even smoke on my off time.

>>21533213
You mean salsas?

>>21533283
Not for like thirty years it hasn't. Where did you find skunky smelling weed?

>>21533185
This. Back in the day a stoner thread could always be found on /b/. So much of the site is ruined by the complete opposite kinds of anons than we used to have.
So many bitter, angry, confused young men trying to have a voice.

One time a Macedonian girl gave me 20gr of hash and I made pancakes and banana bread.

>>21533572
i dont understand the hate, especially for edibles as they dont have the anti social smell

>>21532924 (OP)
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>21532924 (OP)
>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.

Marijuana is illegal under United States law. I don't care what your Just because your nigger state refuses to acknowledge valid federal law doesn't make it legal.

>[W]hen it comes to a drug that is currently listed in schedule I, if it is undisputed that such drug has no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States and a lack of accepted safety for use under medical supervision, and it is further undisputed that the drug has at least some potential for abuse sufficient to warrant control under the CSA, the drug must remain in schedule I. In such circumstances, placement of the drug in schedules II through V would conflict with the CSA since such drug would not meet the criterion of "a currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States." 21 USC 812(b).

—Drug Enforcement Administration, Notice of denial of petition to reschedule marijuana (2001)

>>21533618
That's obsolete. Cannabis HAS been rescheduled and is set to be again.
>(2001)
Keep up, you prudish old hag.

fssgag

>>21533041
>'t want a muscle car or bitches though, I just want as little obligation to this gay and cucked society as possible.
Extremely based and perfectly understandable.

>>21533618
You are a gigantic prissy little faggot.

>>21532924 (OP)
I'm making infusef butter and I use it for cooking everything from steak sears to japaneese style curry

>>21533572
>So many bitter, angry, confused young men trying to have a voice.
This itself is not an issue and perfectly understandable, especially in the world we live in today. I guess really, it's the why's that matter. Why are they mad? If they feel this is the only place they are allowed to have a voice, what does that tell you about the world in its current state?

>>21533290
No i mean salsa is, as in salsa is good

>>21532924 (OP)
Baklava

>>21533270
SHUT THE FUCK UP JUNKIE. You are NOT My BROTHER IN CHRIST. YOURE GUNNA BURN IN HELL AND IM JUST GOING TO LAUGH AND LAUGH WITH ALL THE ANGLES

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

LOL

LIKE

WEEEEEEEED

>>21533885
You will burn in hell for trying to deceive people and claim to being something you're not.