Thread 21533685

Would you rather have this

Or this??!

>>21533685 (OP)
>>21533686
Yes.

>>21533685 (OP)
>>21533686
Both are too small, I would need at least two more entire pies of those little snack sizes

>>21533685 (OP)
The camera lens in the border of the top pic make it look like I got ruffied by an italian again so unless I can get that to go I'm choosing the second one.

>>21533690
>Only three whole pizzas

That's me on a diet

>>21533685 (OP)
>>21533686
That's a fairly small amount of pizza for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason pizza cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of pepperoni in that timeframe, but I could easily.

Which ever is the crispier one. Soggy pizza sucks.

>>21533685 (OP)
Damn, that looks fucking delicious.

>>21533685 (OP)
This when I want to experience good food I will take pleasure eating
>>21533686
This when I'm hungry and wanna eat like a hog but still eat good

>>21533685 (OP)
Neapolitan pizza is actually good unlike amerislop

>>21533685 (OP)
yeh

>>21533685 (OP)
>skipping arm day

I assume the bread actually tastes good for the 1st pizza

a pizza thats full of greasy cheese and meat can be unappetizing in comparison. I dont eat pizza to feel like my mouth is full of oil

>>21533686
i don't like pepperoni so i'd rather have the one in the op

>>21533685 (OP)
This one looks better. I've no use for an unnecessary thot with my pizza.

>>21533685 (OP)
Hard to tell from a picture how good the dough really is. If it is top notch (which it may be, from the picture), it's my choice. If it's any less, I'd rather have the other one.

This is the most obvious homosexuality test I have seen here.

>>21533686
I'll take the brunette thanks, either pizza is fine really.

>>21533685 (OP)
>>21533686
>terrible pizza alone with beer in a crowded room or perfect pizza with an italian christian girl and nobody else.
give me the christian girl. I'd tell her to get naked and get down on her knees and elbows and put the pizza on her back. I'd tell her not to move or make a sound until I say so. I'd take off the leaves and throw them as far away as possible, grab a slice, wipe it on her ass, and then eat the slice. after consuming the entire pizza slice by slice in this way I'd put my penis in her vagina until I fill her with my semen and then tell her to leave if you catch my drift.

>>21533686
My tongue in her anus
Nuff said

>>21533810
Pizza in Italy is trash. Misshapen crust, fucken burnt, watery sauce, a few blobs off bland cheese, and if you get lucky a couple of basil leaves

>>21534505
>I NEED the pizza to be factory made
>and put extra red 40 in the sauce or it's inedible
>make sure it has enough palm oil to feed a family of 4 and some monosodium glutamate
>and don't put no mozzarella on it, give me some Kraft Singles^TM pausterized processed cheese product

>>21534494
very sad how americans need everything to be uniform

>>21533686
>>21533685 (OP)

I don't like pizza. I'll take the woman for rape and forced anal penetration.

>>21533686
Jesus, I'd eat her pie any day of the week.

>>21535433
why are you telling jesus that

>>21534520
No pizza, not even frozen pizza, is made like this

>>21533686
I wanna put my pizza in her oven. Ya Digg!!! Sho nuff!

>>21533810
It’s the quality of ingredients really.
The food standards in burgerland are zero. I used to work there, having a solid shit was a rare occasion.

>>21534962
It's true, this random twitter fag truly speaks for all Americans when it comes to taste in pizzas

>>21533690
>>21533696
>>21533712
Please post a selfie in >>76508486

< 5-7 hour Cast Iron Sourdough Focaccia Pizza for the anons.
Dough (High-Hydration Blob):
>add 1 cup any type wheat flour + 1 tsp salt, mix
>add 1/3-2/3 cup sourdough starter (use yeast instead if no starter)
>1/2 cup room temp water
>mix until no dry flour
>rest for 30 min
>start a series of stretch and folds at 30 min intervals, 2-4 times

Cheese:
>whatever kind suits your fancy
>Hack: Tear off chunks dont shred (easier/faster)

Sauce:
>canned or make your own

Shaping The Pizza:
>start a series of coil folds at 30 min intervals, 2-4 times
>dough should form smooth surface and bubbles
>lightly oil large cast iron pan
>transfer dough to pan
>gently spread dough to cover pan, then dimple
>rest for 30 min - 90 min
>dough should fill out bottom of pan and have lots of bubbles
>add cheese, sauce, toppings

Traditional Oven Settings:
>preheat toaster oven or regular oven to 375 °F
>place cast iron inside (middle or lower rack, test)
>bake for 21-23 minutes
>remove pizza and cool for 5-10 min
>slice anyway you want like a true /ck/ master
>pair with anything

For me rather this—

>>21536964
>Hack: Tear off chunks dont shred (easier/faster)
White people literally cannot conceive of this level of laziness. It's such a ridiculously small effort to do it right compared to the entire process.

>>21533686
i'd down either any day but 1 just looks way more appetising, sorry murican bros

>>21536975
Its an alternative method of cheese application but it very well could be beneficial in ways other than ease and efficiency, especially for Focaccia style.

The Focaccia dough is thicker and puffier: the cheese chunks can be pressed into it, embedding the pillowy pizza crust with globs of cheesy goodness.
With sauce dabbled on top it also prevents the cheese from burning too much.
In effect it creates a cheese filled crust that compliments Focaccia's thick and puffy demeanor.

>>21534505
My nigga a real buffalo mozzarella pizza from Napoli is to die for. If you think there isn’t enough cheese, just ask for a doppia margherita and you’ll get your cheese fix.

That being said, I’ll still eat just about any pizza. They’re all worth eating.

>>21536964
>stretch and folds
GTF off my planet.

i really don't have a pizza preference to be desu. i love crunchy thin crust, deep dish, neapolitan, detroit, new york, stuffed crust, whatever. my preference is probably deep dish due to my proximity to chimpcongo so i can actually get good ones though

>>21533685 (OP)
>>21533686
it depends what the dough tastes like but both seem fine

>>21533685 (OP)
Needs some dollups of ricotta cheese.

>>21533686
yeah,am picking the Med Christian girl

>>21539254
Get out, taselet.

>>21536964
might as well buy frozen pizza with that shit dough

>>21533686
I get too nervous and stuck in my head during sex to maintain a full erection. I know if I got the chance to sleep with her that's exactly what would happen and I'd just be embarrassed.