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Anonymous No.21533878 >>21533895 >>21533896 >>21533909 >>21533970 >>21534196 >>21535169 >>21535180 >>21535748 >>21536042 >>21536105 >>21536266 >>21536317 >>21536912 >>21537683 >>21537687 >>21538459
>order "garlic knots"
>receive these
Anonymous No.21533888
I love garlic spheres
Anonymous No.21533895
>>21533878 (OP)
>knot
Anonymous No.21533896 >>21533929 >>21536893
>>21533878 (OP)
Put their balls in your mouth and say thank you. That will be $11.99 for the appetizer + 25% gratuity k thx ;)
Anonymous No.21533909
>>21533878 (OP)
maybe the cook can't tie a knot
Anonymous No.21533929 >>21533987
>>21533896
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous No.21533970 >>21533983 >>21533990 >>21534199
>>21533878 (OP)
So those are knot what you wanted then?
Anonymous No.21533983
>>21533970
CARLOS
Anonymous No.21533987
>>21533929
>Who are you quoting?
(You)
Anonymous No.21533990
>>21533970
I was just thinking. If they listed it as Garlic Nots in the menu. People would assume they it was just a typo. Then get a sheepish giggle out of it when they think about it and get the BALLS.
Anonymous No.21534196
>>21533878 (OP)
Want (anti) Dracula knots and get pro Borg spheres. I call that UPGRADE.
Anonymous No.21534199
>>21533970
carlos you motherfucker you've done it again
FAUST_TTV !!9V7lemdC8mP No.21535169 >>21536908
>>21533878 (OP)
>order garlic knots
>husband brings in our male dog & a jar of minced garlic
I love life.
Anonymous No.21535180
>>21533878 (OP)
Those are parmesan bites noobs. Garlic knots look like a pretzel
Anonymous No.21535748 >>21536150
>>21533878 (OP)
Is there even any real garlic on that? Looks like they just dusted it with garlic powder.
Anonymous No.21536042
>>21533878 (OP)
Were you expecting garlic flavored dog wieners?
Anonymous No.21536105 >>21536898
>>21533878 (OP)
your fat ass wanted wheat bread soaked in soybean oil and you got it. what's the issue here
Anonymous No.21536150 >>21536260
>>21535748
>Is there even any real garlic on that?
>Looks like they just dusted it with garlic powder.
Anonymous No.21536260 >>21536289 >>21536370
>>21536150
What are you trying to say here? Use your words.
Anonymous No.21536266
>>21533878 (OP)
Garlic nots.
Anonymous No.21536277
i want to get knotted
Anonymous No.21536289 >>21538500
>>21536260
Garlic powder is real garlic. Would've made more sense to say fresh garlic.
Anonymous No.21536317
>>21533878 (OP)
>order
There's your issue.
Anonymous No.21536370
>>21536260
If you were better at that, you wouldn't be looking like such a doofus.
Anonymous No.21536893 >>21537826
>>21533896
I don't understand this sentiment. Are you trying to suggest that eating out is expensive and stupid? That's anyone gets 25% tip added to their bill automatically? I'm sick of seeing posts like yours.
I'd like you to make an argument justifying why you should be able to post it and what it's supposed to be saying.
Anonymous No.21536898
>>21536105
lol, this. This is the answer.
Anonymous No.21536908
>>21535169
alliums are poisonous to dogs, you monster
use peanut butter like a normal woman
Anonymous No.21536912 >>21537685
>>21533878 (OP)
>be a fat piece of shit
There's your issue.
Anonymous No.21537683
>>21533878 (OP)
Does domino's have the knots also? I thought that was a papa John's thing. I actually prefer what you received, the knots are too doughy.
Anonymous No.21537685 >>21537712
>>21536912
What an odd thing to say.
Anonymous No.21537687
>>21533878 (OP)
>Order takeaway
>It's slop
Anonymous No.21537712
>>21537685
What a fat thing to say
Anonymous No.21537826
>>21536893
That apps are grossly overpriced for their quality/quantity and socialist liberal shitholes that do nothing but burn money and breed have pushed restaurant prices way the hell up with government mandated wages disproportionate to the market for low skill occupations and the newer generation is INCREDIBLY entitled and think that 20-30% gratuity is owed to them and normal.

I am fun at parties.
Anonymous No.21538442
They ought knot those knots before you bought.
Anonymous No.21538459
>>21533878 (OP)
But the raw dough was tied into a knot. Thats just the end result after baking friend
Anonymous No.21538500
>>21536289
I'm not very educated on this matter, but is it even safe to say "garlic powder" is in fact, always, even real garlic?
I find it hard to trust mystery powders sold by big corporations when things like bacon bits are usually fake and they swap the peanut oil in peanut butter with different oils and shit.