Thread 21535555

This dump is at the bottom of the list for drive-through food. Worst food for the highest price. Questionable ingredients. Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>21535555 (OP)
When I drive by a Mcdonalds, I wonder..."who are these people still eating there?" There are tons of other options, the food is horrible, and it's not good value. The only thing I can reason is that are probably low IQ people that are afraid of even the slightest change.

I have to admit, OP is right in this case. Although I do occasionally glutton-down McDix, the cost-value is fucking insane in our times. Brüger King/Hüngry Jacks is also shit but waaay better in terms of cost/value. Even shitty diarrhæum-inducing Talko Bell is better because at least the cost is more worth it.

Fuck you McDonalds you can't coast on brand recognition forever you fucking scabs.

>>21535580
Duke's mayo > McChicken sauce

For me it's a double cheeseburger with a hashbrown inserted. The best McDonald's hack
Your welcome /Ck/

>>21535746
Did you really download a photo from reddit, flip it, edit the hand to look disgusting, and then give it a filename to make it look like it came straight from a camera?

Private equity ruined it. Have fun waiting 30+ mins in the drive thru for literal gas station quality microwaved burgers.

>>21535737
>muh dukes mayo

>>21535746
You got GRIDS/HIV/AIDS or something? What's up with your hands?

>>21535716
>The only thing I can reason is that are probably low IQ people that are afraid of even the slightest change.
yet the drive thru is always lined with boomers with nice trucks and suv's, even though the ma/pa restaurant next door is empty and cost maybe a dollar or two more expensive per meal. at least that was my experience when i traveled across middle america. make america great again by only shopping from soul sucking corporations, eh?

>>21535746
>>21535752
I actually don't like how everyone wants to bulli this guy. ffs, kindness isn't difficult.

>>21535786
>5 minutes before the heart attack

I love making mcgangbangs with a quarter pounder and a chicken sandwich.

Sometimes if I am not that hungry I'll just make a mcpreteengangbang and that's a mcdouble and a mcchicken. If I am feeling a little zesty I might order a spicy mcpreteengangbang and that just replaces the mcchicken with a hot and spicy.

>>21535925
You sound fucking insufferable

>>21535933
>implying i am the only one who does this

People have been doing this shit for years zoomer.

>>21535925
You need to get a fucking life, McHuman.

>>21535945
You might as well just starve to death

>>21535555 (OP)
My last 100 visits or so to McDonald's have been for free coffee vouchers when they still did them. My ex's dad used to do grounds maintenance for McDonald's and had tons of them from the workers he knew.

Popeyes is fucking disgusting. Maybe it's the particular location near me that sucks because my coworkers and friends love it, but all four times I've had it it's been awful. Meat simultaneously dripping oil yet somehow dry inside. Soggy fries. Rice and beans is tasteless porridge. Popcorn shrimp seemingly just deep fried bread with a hint of shrimp flavor, almost no actual shrimp to be found. Gravy so runny it might as well be jus. Terrible restaurant with terrible food.

>>21535716
JUST GET THE FUCKING APP YOU STUPID BASTARDS

>>21536016
Why?

>>21536016
>>21536168
Why can't you just buy from their website on your computer or mobile browser? You can at Wendys. You don't need a dedicated application to do anything that can't be done with modern web browsing technologies through a browser.

Mcdonalds is just lazy and backwards.

Why can't you walk into the building and exchange money for goods?

>>21535752
Yes, I did. Why do you ask?

>>21535716
>When I drive by a Mcdonalds, I wonder..."who are these people still eating there?" There are tons of other options, the food is horrible, and it's not good value. The only thing I can reason is that are probably low IQ people that are afraid of even the slightest change.
Yeah its gotta be some kind of coping mechanism, they work a shit job every day and then eat their McDouble combo with fries every day and if that routine changes even a little they just roll over dead like a fish in a tank with bad water.

>>21535725
>Brüger King/Hüngry Jacks is also shit but waaay better in terms of cost/value.
It's pretty much the straight opposite where I am. BK is outrageously expensive for what it is, I can get out of McD's for like 12 bucks whike BK always ends up being like $18.

>>21535555 (OP)
if you're going to mcdonalds without using the app you deserve to pay more because you're retarded. with the app you can get a double cheeseburger, add a mcchicken for 1$, and then get free medium fries every friday for free, it all comes out to 5$ including tax. you can also get 20 mcnuggets for 5$ every day, and buy 1 get 1 free for breakfast sandwiches. mcdonalds is not only cheap, but if you play it right its actually cheaper than going to the grocery store and cooking for yourself.

you're not complaining about the cost of mcdonalds, you're complaining about your own stupidity.

>>21535746
I usually take the bottom buns off the double cheeseburger and mcchicken and eat it together as one big sandwich.

>>21536328
Oh yeah I love being datamined just to be able to pay slightly less for a still overpriced double cheeseburger!

>>21536332
oh no, mcdonalds might know your email address

>>21536328
Oh yeah I love being datamined just to be able to pay slightly less for a still overpriced double cheeseburger!

Meanwhile the kid's menu, the salads, or the burgers that are actually worthwhile are never on offer, so your child, gf or homo boyfriend (you are a McD customer after all so this is more likely) will still be forcing you to pay full price on something.

>>21536328
>shilling the app, being poor, and eating bad food
you need to calm down bro

>>21536332
>>21536339
Fucking duplicate, sorry, put more effort on the second reply. lols

No one will tell me why I can't order food or register for an account for rewards on their website. Why would they not develop this avenue to sell more food? Everyone else does.

>>21535555 (OP)
McD's quality is more directly proportional to the percentage of African Americans in the same zip code as any other place I've ever witnessed. When in a good area, it's a solid B tier, when you are in the jungle it's an F. BK has been consistently F tier anywhere I've gone for years now. And Wendy's has been going downhill recently too. They're sitting at a D for me. Taco Bell is good, but their prices have gotten so out of control, I'll usually just look at what's around for doordash pickup instead and get a way better meal for not much more money.

>>21536356
This is true but hispanics also have an effect. I live in an 85% white city where even McD's has mostly white employees and every time I go there it's perfect, like the McD's I remember from the early '90s. The sole time I ever got a hispanic employee there my order was completely fucked though.

>>21536168
>>21536189
Because everything is way cheaper if you have their app. Only retards are paying full price. Just get the McDonald's app on your phone and get free food frequently!

>>21536357
Report to ice/immigration

https://www.ice.gov/webform/ice-tip-form

>>21536358
You didn't answer the question. Why can't I buy food directly from McDonald's website? I can at wendys. Offers and rewards too. Why is mcd so backwards and behind the times?

>>21536339
i rack up so many points i can get a quarter pounder with cheese for free whenever i want.

>>21536342
im trying to save you money

>>21536016
THE APP IS INSUFFERABLY BROKEN AND INFURIATING TO USE AND I WILL NEVER INSTALL IT AGAIN

>>21536364
>im trying to save you money
I already spend $0 on mcdonalds, so I'm already saving the maximum. And as an added bonus I don't have to eat shitty mcdonalds food.

>>21536362
If you want good prices then get the app. If you don't then that's nobody's fault but yours. You are choosing to pay high prices just because you're paranoid of an app lol

>>21536397
Still doesn't answer the question why McDonald's is incapable of pursuing another simple way of selling more food that everyone else has. Shareholders should speak up at this obvious incompetence.

>>21536400
>THE APP
Every time they do this I grimace

>>21535746
You can't do this though. Breakfast and lunch/dinner don't overlap. It's impossible to order this combo. That's a cold hashbrown.

I don't go to McDonald's because of the app

>>21536413
You seem to have issues comprehending what I am saying. Let's try this again. See here? This is mcdonalds and wendys website. See how with wendys I can log in and order strait from my phone through my mobile web browser? Can't do that with mcdonalds.

Now say I was on the computer, I am not now but it remains the same. I can't order on mcdonalds desktop site food to go eat in or pick up. With Wendys I can. No telephone needed. No special application needed. Everything can be done right from just about any web browser so no separate application is needed and adds no functionality that a web browser can't.

Simple. 1/2

2/2

See how I can choose a restaurant, manage my profile (if I had one) and order anything right here without a separate application? Can't do that at mcdonalds.

Mcdonalds is far behind the times.

>>21536435
Don't you have a phone?

>>21535814
kys

>>21536016
Never.

>>21536448
Yeah, why? I have a computer too. Also servers.

>>21536328
Now suddenly you eat there every Friday for the "deal".
That's sad. No. I will not be installing any surveillance bloatware on my phone so I can save money at a DUMP I don't even eat at.

It's NOT REAL FOOD.

>>21536337
Who here doesn't already get enough bullshit spam in their inbox?
See? You're willing to put up with harassment for those "burgers". Gross. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>21536355
They want to track your location and learn everything about their customers. They follow you around digitally and get to know your habits to better advertise to you, and you get discounted plastic slop. May come with a toy!

>>21536364
>i rack up so many points

You're fat and stupid. You clearly eat there all the time. Only on an anonymous forum are you going to admit to that.

>>21535555 (OP)
OP is at the bottom of the list of faggot OP's. Questionable thread-making & faggotry beyond our comprehension by an un-adulated OP.

>>21536463
Great now I assume they need me to buy stuff from them too and they won't let me do that through their website like every other major fast food place can. The fact that they are intentionally denying persuing a simple and reliable avenue for sales should make shareholders angry.

And that's why I don't eat at McDonald's and will continue patronaging those who let me order food from my computer or through my mobile web browser.

>>21535555 (OP)
Chick-fil-a is bland and expensive
Zaxby's is better

>>21536471
You WILL get the app. They will not compromise on knowing your habits. Where you walk, where you go before and after you use their app. What time of day you do things. They want to learn.
And that's "totally harmless", right?

Just get the app. Just do it.

>>21536567
I'll get the app if I can fuck Birdie. Not just fuck, I want her for an entire weekend at Anthrocon in Pittsburgh. I want her on my arm for all the events I participate in AND the after con parties up on the 9th floor. Then... and ONLY then will I try out your "app".

>>21536471
I'm sure they've done the math and the testing to decide that the data from the app generates more profit than online orders would.

>>21536609
Well, they lost sales because of that at least for me. I don't really care too much about the deals. It's just silly they don't offer that as an option. Everyone else does. Insane they don't want to open up more paths for revenue that's very strange in the business world.

>>21536609
This. They do shit like that all the time and decide what they want and what they're willing to give up. I stopped going to a LOT of places when they started implementing stupid policies and changing shit. I wrote letters and told them my complaints in person and it changed nothing. If enough people care things will change, but most people do not care. They don't mind their data being taken and used against them. They just see the short term gain. They see the "free" social media or the discounted burgers. They ignore any possible future ramifications.
But they also probably bitch about the spam emails they get or wonder how their phone knows shit that it shouldn't. They don't make the connection or they simply live with it. For the cheaper garbage burgers they get.
Fucking fat idiots.

>>21536466
kek I eat fast food from time to time but I always avoided the app shit. Now that it's been normalized you hear people talking about how many McDonald's points they have
>bro I got enough points for a "free" mcburger!
>omg today's flash deal is 25% off other mcburger
So you "save 25%" by choosing to eat McDonald's instead of cooking, which awards you "points" that, if you buy McDonald's enough times, will get you... more shitslop
They have successfully saved the slop market by gamifying it, now there are retards running around eating slop like it's a game. They get dopamine when they see a deal and when they earn points. McDonald's is now SaaS (Slop as a Service).

>>21536358
Are you an advertisement?

>>21536979
This is truly fucked up. I can't imagine people fall for that but I know they must. I overestimate the intelligence of the populace all the time. Wishful thinking I guess.

>>21536437
>Wendy's is serving pure torture
>Still better than McDonald's

>>21536518
Hell no zaxbys chicken is tough

>>21535555 (OP)
nice quads op

>>21536909
Free small fry once a week. Not good enough for you?

>>21536518
>>21537022
Zaxby's is salty af. How can anybody enjoy that shit

ba da ba ba bah

>>21537319
?
take the babytalk elsewhere

>>21537324
I AM LOVING IT

>>21535555 (OP)
Don't care. Still eating McDonald's.

>>21536428
You could do it if you were a McD's employee going on break I imagine, but at that point you've got bigger problems.

>>21536909
If they were making good choices they wouldn't be going to fast food to begin with, so it doesn't surprise me that the clientele for this slop by and large does not think well.

>>21536909
>I wrote letters and told them my complaints
Boomer tactics don't work for megacorps

>>21537065
>eating mcds weekly

>>21536466
I'm not fat or stupid, I'm in good shape and im an engineer, but yes I do eat there all the time because it saves me money