Thread 21535598

Post what you have

Someone post that Jello advertisement where mammy gives missus a plate of it.

I'll shoot my eye out.

May this thread contain no car advertising.

>>21535598 (OP)
>Post what you have
why would I have vintage food ads?

>>21535598 (OP)
you know OP that the point of these ads with weird recipes was to get people to use more of "product"? they were meant for newly married women who needed ideas for meals because the internet did not exist.

nobody made most of these odd recipes more than once.

>>21535644
Clearly wasn't addressing you then.

>>21535646
Anon, like anyone can even know that.

I eat this wonderful pear salad all the damn time. I serve it at dinner parties. It's easy and my guests love it.

>>21535644
Save these and you'll have some for next time.

>>21535663
Grim, this one had to be a greasy mess

>>21535663
Why would ordering a cookbook be prohibited by law? Even if you have to also include 3 labels. It's not a lottery, which I thought was always the important part.

>>21535820
God I fucking miss Nabisco shredded wheat so much.

She was literally stuck up.

>>21535905
It's because she was over 16. I mean look at her. She's geriatric.

>>21535902
What's the difference? I still buy them.

>>21535911
She'd be a lot sexier if she took a shit though, am I right?

>>21536562
Holy shit there are tons of these.

>fated not to be mated?

LOLOL

>>21535671
no use for any of this

>>21536577
left would

spoiler: too much fiber can cause constipation. And they still make All Bran

>>21536599
The fags in the background are all jealous.

why do most of these foods look disgusting
wtf were people in the 50s on to think any of this was edible

>>21536562
Hooray for wine though, I agree

>>21536620
A lot of old ads had to be drawn or advertise some creative way to sell them.

A lot of these foods are still around, especially the cereals. Ry-Krisp is gone. but eating low calorie crackers by volume (rye or otherwise) to lose weight is its legacy.

>>21536594
Goodbye, loser.

>>21536693
Dammit. I always meant to buy some Ry-Krisp for old times sake. Now it's over. Sad. Another old thing is gone. And some bright new unnaturally colored energy beverage has taken its place. And more people here will be happy about that than sad about the loss of Ry-Krisp.
I hate the modern world.

>>21535646
Tell that to my dad. He was born in the early 60s and he still bitches about all the jello salads and jello seafood molds my grandmother made back in the day. "I've had enough tuna casseroles for 10 lifetimes. I will never eat one again." He won't even touch hamburger helper, I had it one time as a kid and he bitched at my mom for buying it.

do they still make this?

>>21535827
Is this real?

>>21535598 (OP)
All we ever wanted was a sandwich, femoids. Even 4chan was telling you this 20 years ago and now your bathrooms are being invaded by fags in drag. This is the future you chose.

>>21536949
God i miss that

>>21535632
I guess Ralphie had enough Ovaltine.

>>21535598 (OP)
The advertising has aged really poorly. No one would read all that text in the ads right now but i guess people had more time back in the day. Or all ads were limited to print media.
Anyway that said they still have a charm

>>21536949
>>21537015
mentos gum has a goo center, but I’ve never had it squirt. the gum always says I was good and that it only squirts alone though