Thread 21536660

ITT: utter dogshit meme food /ck/ tricked you into eating. pic related. Just give me tuna or salmon

>>21536660 (OP)
you can eat deenz everyday. you can't do that with salmon/tuna...unless you want mercury poisoning that is.

>>21536660 (OP)
>pic related
These fishy bad boys are a middle finger to your basic palate.

>>21536660 (OP)
Deenz should look like or you're getting ripped off. No one eats face.

>>21536674
yeah but i dont season my tuna with a thermometer every single day

>>21536892
>skinless
The fuck is wrong with you?

can you really just eat sardines right out of the can? I can't imagine eating the scales and the head is pleasant.

>>21537008
The japanese on several occasions have forced me to eat dried fish with the head and scales on. It’s as fucking unpleasant as you could ever imagine

>>21537008
I've never encounter head-on deenz, but I'm not opposed to trying them. More calcium from the skulls, mmhm. Scales I did not like when I had some Angelo Parodi

>>21536892
Fucking casual

>>21536674
>you can eat deenz everyday
no the absolute fuck i can't

>>21536930
>skin on

>>21537062
Those are Sprats. Most people don't eat the tail or head. No scales by the way.

>>21538089
I tried sprats after /ck/ got me into deenz. Instant new favourite fish. I have a stockpile of tins of sprats.
How’s herring btw? I want to try that next.

>>21536660 (OP)
Deenz are great

>>21536660 (OP)
SaLmon

The eyes are a bit much innit?

Not that I am against fish heads, some geezer boiling up a pot of fish heads is usually a pretty good sign some real cookery about to go down

hahahaha! Deenz!

>>21536892
How do they fillet a deen? They're normally falling apart trying to get regular deenz out.

>>21538988
i thought you redditors loved this kind of stuff? like your own little pretend niche you think nobody knows about?

>>21538132
>> Old enough to write but hasn't eaten Herring yet.
Well, you definitely don't live in Europe.
Canned Herring is more dense, less fishy. Try to get Matjes, the real fermented version. Very fishy and soft texture with mild Umami. With rye, butter and onions. If you only get the oil or vinegar pickled versions, make salad.

Stop buying shit quality deenz, m9.

>>21539003
A whole generation of Zoomers grew up without eating canned food so they actually DID not know about it.

>not buying whole deenz fresh frozen from your local seafood house
Peasants.

>>21537008
Scales and skin are two different things. They are always de-scaled and the skin is pretty nice once you get over the color.

>>21538998
>>They're normally falling apart trying to get regular deenz out.
That's after cooking, it's pretty firm when raw.

Let me present to you:
Germanic Herring Escabeche style in oversized can

>>21539195
>hands packed
I'm not eating tiny fish hands you fucking freak

>>21536660 (OP)
I bought fresh sardines from the wet market and fried them in oil with onions and chopped chillies. It was mindblowingly delicious. The natural oils from the sardines added to the flavour and the flesh was nicely firm and flaky. There was no overpowering fishy smell as well. Fresh sardines are totally different from canned sardines.

>$3 a can
This shits kinda expensive for some stinky fish

>>21536892
I always feel ripped off. Each tin is a single serving and they're like 4.69 each. Chicken is cheaper by the pound and I can make soup with it by simmering it for an hour and have meals for the rest of the week. I genuinely don't get the sardine meme, they're relatively expensive unless you're getting the 0.69 a tin bottom of the barrel trash that's on clearance, aren't cleaned, and are probably from some polluted chinese waterway

>>21541458
forgot to mention, packed in water, not even oil
0.69 is being generous even, 1.99 more like

I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT DEENZ.

>>21536660 (OP)
you cheaped out and got dogshit then where surprised it sucked

>>21541458
Deens aren't something you get because they are cheap, however you can occasionally catch them on fire sale. I bought tons

>>21536930
I like the skin, but I positively detest the chalky texture of the spinal column. It's the worst thing ever.

mackerel beats deenz any day of the week

>>21536660 (OP)
lol he fell for the reddit sardine hipster meme

>>21536660 (OP)
There was a time in my life where i only lunched sardines and rice everyday, it was like that for 6 months. I still love sardines

>>21541458
The reason they are a meme is that preppers got them to balance out stores of carb/sugar shit with actual nutrition you need. And being preserved, it costs a fuckload more than actual raw meats.

It was never intended to be cost effective or even palatable. It was purely to supplement nutrition in a shelf stable format. Then /ck/ got ahold of it and meme'd it into a thing which trolls the noobs regularly when they buy shit canned seafood and discover it's horrible shit for 3x the cost of frozen actual good seafood.

>>21541458
Retard they're marine fish. The Chinese waterway they live is, is called the Ocean. The only difference in quality from one brand to the other is if the oil they use is any good.

>>21543570
yes, I'm sure the sardines caught in the North Sea are of just the same quality as those caught off the coast of Indonesia, well within the massive marine fecal plume emanating from the ganges

>>21543586
you know finland had a whole controversy about dumping radioactive waste material into a major river don't you

>>21543595
https://maris.iaea.org/explore
North Sea is objectively less radioactive than Southeast Asian sardine fisheries, bub

Vile.

>>21543595
>one incident vs constant enshittening
gee I wonder which is better

>>21543614
I really like this stuff

>>21543602
k whatever nigga spend $8/can. i dont care that much.

>>21543617
brown

>>21543614
I was scared of this can as a child because I thought it had been to hell to be "deviled".

>>21541458
Deenz in the US are like 2/3x as expensive as everywhere else in the world. Very weird.

>>21545335
Sad!

>>21536660 (OP)
Deenz are great and you are a flaming homo