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Anonymous No.21539284 >>21539287 >>21539300 >>21539960 >>21540008 >>21540042 >>21540559 >>21541126 >>21542297 >>21543224
Why are burgers called "smashies" now?
Anonymous No.21539287 >>21540001 >>21540042 >>21541680
>>21539284 (OP)
They're not.
Anonymous No.21539289 >>21539959
Smash burgers are just burgers cooked using a pointless meme method.
Anonymous No.21539300 >>21539301 >>21539942 >>21539951 >>21540502
>>21539284 (OP)
Because i smashed burgered your sister.
Anonymous No.21539301 >>21539350 >>21540948
>>21539300
I believe this was pierce in n out
Anonymous No.21539350 >>21541067
>>21539301
It's bond-burger retard
Anonymous No.21539364
they smash the burger in the pan now instead of outside the pan
Anonymous No.21539370 >>21539971 >>21540183
more worried about the rise of 'sandos', word upsets to such a degree I assume it's undiagnosed aspergers
Anonymous No.21539942
>>21539300
>Last night I Brosnan-Beefed your sister
Anonymous No.21539951
>>21539300
>last night I Pierced your sisters meat flaps
Anonymous No.21539959
>>21539289
I like them because the patties are crispier :)
Anonymous No.21539960 >>21539996
>>21539284 (OP)
so, is there anything particularly unique about "smashburgers" other than being two thinner patties? because that's kind of how double cheeseburgers are in general

It is better, meatball burgers suck, thin patties are better and you just stack if you want more , but I never understood if "smashburger" was a specific chain, or something like a local phrase idk
Anonymous No.21539971 >>21540037
>>21539370
Actually, this is just proof that millennials will be the new boomers in as little as 10 years! Can't wait!
Anonymous No.21539996
>>21539960
It's mostly the fact that the edges get all lacy and caramelized. It makes for a different texture and flavor. Whether you prefer that over more traditional, thicker patties that you can cook medium to medium-rare is up to you.
There's also an utilitarian nature of the technique since the patties cook so much faster, if you start toasting your buns at the same time they'll both be ready at the same time.
Anonymous No.21540001
>>21539287
/thread
Anonymous No.21540008 >>21540046 >>21540587 >>21541028 >>21541694
>>21539284 (OP)
>โ€smashiesโ€
Sounds like Canadian slang. They call hot dogs โ€œsteamiesโ€
Anonymous No.21540037 >>21540054 >>21540388 >>21540562 >>21541038 >>21541075
>>21539971
Zoomers call hot dogs "glizzies"

Also, I think "sando" came from woke culture because what I remember is that people called them "sambos" but today it'd be called racist, so they prob replaced it
Anonymous No.21540042
>>21539287
>>>21539284 (OP) (OP)
>They're not.
Exactly.
I like them for the crispy edges, but give me something grilled and smoky first.
Anonymous No.21540046 >>21540060 >>21541028
>>21540008
we don't do either of those things
this is solely an american pic related phenomenon
Anonymous No.21540054 >>21540059
>>21540037
I'm pretty sure Sando is from Japan, it's a weeb thing
s No.21540059
>>21540054
It's short for Sandoichchi
Anonymous No.21540060 >>21540064
>>21540046
>defensive """canadian"""
>AI schlock
ranjesh moment
Anonymous No.21540064 >>21540392
>>21540060
I have never heard anyone call a hot dog a 'steamy' but I hear they do boil them.. in Chicago.
Anonymous No.21540183
>>21539370
what about 'sandeez'? Or perhaps even a 'Adam Sandler' if you are feeling particularly cockney.
Anonymous No.21540388
>>21540037
Sando is Japanese
Anonymous No.21540392 >>21540495 >>21540501
>>21540064
If I offer you my hot dog it's gonna be "steamy" that's for sure if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.21540495 >>21540503
>>21540392
what did xhe mean by this?
Anonymous No.21540501
>>21540392
>American tries not to think about gay sex for 15 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
Anonymous No.21540502
>>21539300
whoa taking me back to 2008 /b/
#classicmeme
Anonymous No.21540503
>>21540495
You know what it meant faggot that's why you responded.
Anonymous No.21540559
>>21539284 (OP)
they aren't, and smash burgers are shit burgers.
Anonymous No.21540562
>>21540037
>Zoomers call hot dogs "glizzies"
only really old people on the east coast used that term
Anonymous No.21540587 >>21540593 >>21541028
>>21540008
Despite the fact they're obviously grilled?
Anonymous No.21540593
>>21540587
It's a toronto expression
Anonymous No.21540948
>>21539301
I thought it was
>6th bond actor
>number 9 on some menu
Anonymous No.21541028 >>21541723
>>21540008
>>21540046
>>21540587
Wikipedia says Canadians do indeed call them โ€œsteamiesโ€
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_hot_dog
Anonymous No.21541038 >>21541040 >>21541075 >>21541109 >>21542277
>>21540037
A hot dog is called a "glizzy" as slang, largely popularized through the internet, because of its resemblance to the extended magazine of a Glock handgun, which is also referred to as a "glizzy". The term originated in the rap scene, specifically around the Washington, D.C. area, where "glizzy" was used to describe a Glock. The slang term for the gun then transferred to the hot dog due to their similar size and shape
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/other-sports/news/glizzy-hot-dog-meaning-origin-nathans-eating-contest/m8cmyg4q5kczio7ic7m0rxpl
Anonymous No.21541040 >>21541061
>>21541038
AI responses should be a genuine permaban
Anonymous No.21541061 >>21541109
>>21541040
In this instance it is correct information. Thatโ€™s why kids call a hot dog a glizzy
https://www.foodie.com/1606869/hot-dog-glizzy-meaning/
Anonymous No.21541067
>>21539350
That doesn't mean anything though. So many of the oft-posted "memes" here are just pure nonsense. The argument over what they're supposed to represent is where the interest stems from.
Anonymous No.21541075
>>21540037
>>21541038
only chili dogs are "true" glizzies, any other hot dog is a "false" glizzy
Anonymous No.21541109 >>21542277
>>21541038
>>21541061
"glizzy" was actually slang for "penis" way before the glock thing
Anonymous No.21541126
>>21539284 (OP)
This is cultural appropriation

Smashie has already been in use on /an/ as a name for the toadline breed of dogs

I formally request that /ck/ cease and desist this meme infringement
Anonymous No.21541680
>>21539287
FPBP.
Anonymous No.21541694 >>21541719 >>21541936
>>21540008
Canadians also call steamed ham sandwiches โ€œhammiesโ€
Anonymous No.21541697
whoever came up with popularizing smash burgers should fuck off
Anonymous No.21541719 >>21542151
>>21541694
I've never heard "hammie" or "steamie" my entire leaf life
Anonymous No.21541723
>>21541028
>Montreal
Oh I'm sorry, so it's like how Americans call pizza apizza (pronounced abeez)
Anonymous No.21541936
>>21541694
looks more like a burger to me desu
Anonymous No.21542151 >>21543215
>>21541719
They definitely have them in Canada and they are delicious
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eii7RWegFig
Anonymous No.21542277
>>21541038
>>21541109
Yeah every time I hear glizzy I just think "these niggas gay." When I first heard it I imagined it was playing off the "stop glazing bro" meme that zoomers also love so much.
>ayo nigga finna giet my glizzy glazed yall hurr
Anonymous No.21542297
>>21539284 (OP)
Only you call them that, cause you're a manchild
Anonymous No.21543215
>>21542151
Not in western canada they don't. I went to montreal once and never heard or saw anything about "steamies", all I saw was montreal steak spiced sandwiches and poutine. Oh well.

Fun fact, if you say poutine with a fake french accent (like you're saying "pu-tin" insead of "pu-teen") that actually means whore
Anonymous No.21543224
>>21539284 (OP)
i thought we called them a beef wellington ensemble(with cheese). thats what everybody does around here