Thread 21540673

Why are people so wasteful with wings? If you aren't going to eat all of it, then take it home for left overs.

>>21540673 (OP)
stinky dirty overly melanated hand typed this

>>21540673 (OP)
wings are disgusting. literally 80% fat and gristle. 100% poor people food.

>>21540682
Way to out yourself as gay.

nigger

>>21540687
ok maybe the poor people part was retarded but you can't deny they're pretty trash compared to a nice seasoned juicy breast with the skin on...

>>21540701
Yeah no shit. The thread isn't about succulent chicken breasts. The thread is about chicken wings you stupid fuck. Holy fuck go have fucking heterosexual sex asshole.

>>21540703
yeah I know but... *sigh* can you stop being so mean... :'(

>>21540714
No. You need to be told continuously how stupid you are :-))

>>21540719
I'm not stupid *sniffles*

Hey is this the gay ERP thread?

>>21540723
>I'm not stupid

My nigga coworker would break the bones and suck out the marrow when he got wings

>>21540729
Must've been a grand 'ole time down at the local Walmart

>>21540701
You chicken breast faggot

>>21540732
he was a semi reliable linecook actually p

>>21540742
So what, he went to Burger King? Must've pisssed you off.

>>21540673 (OP)
>>21540682

i chew the bone and suck the marrow out of them.
>>21540729
mah nigga

>>21540682
That's not what "literally" means. You are quite off base in fact.

>dark meat

Literally dog food

>>21540673 (OP)
I don't eat wings but if they let you take the bones home for stock that would be something

>>21540673 (OP)
cuz wypipo don't szn they bones !

>>21540682
>>21540701
>>21540714
>>21540723
YWNBAW

>>21540673 (OP)
Isn’t this the meat eating equivalent of “licking the plate clean”?

>>21541300
>let you
European?

>>21541842
this

I'm stuffed

>>21540726
yeh, its the white dudes who want to get fucked by black dudes one

>>21542059
damn dude, you absolutely DEMOLISHED those wings

>>21540673 (OP)
>Why are people so wasteful with wings?
If they were honest, they really really really like buffalo sauce, but not really bone-in chicken, gristle and floppy skin. If the meat and skin together don't cleanly come off in one single piece at first bite, they're going to gnaw off a glob instead and always leave the rest on the bone. Blame the chef. There are so many kitchen shortcuts to make these a fast appetizer food that they're rarely cooked right.

Go to a restaurant where they do cook them amazingly well, and well done, and you'll see the difference. Pick is Sports Grill in Miami, where the wings are fried, sauced, then grilled over charcoal with a brush of worchestershire garlic butter on top of the buffalo sauce. The skin is crispy!

>>21540673 (OP)
>he isn't eat the knuckles.

>>21542367
Cartlidge is part of the wing, you are supposed to eat it.

You people are all a bunch of retarded faggots.
Just order boneless.

>>21540682
Hard agree

>>21541081
Popular usage made literally into its own antonym. It can now also mean figuratively. This is because people are fucking stupid.

>>21542059
You're stuffed full of black cock. You fucking faggot

>>21542429
I would happily order boneless wings if every restaurant didn't take that as permission to serve me glued together meat scraps.

>>21542429
Boneless is basically just deep fried breaded SPAM

>>21540673 (OP)
A buddy of mine grabbed some wings. I saw him getting more and more uncomfortable (Haitan guy, mostly grew up in NJ). I finally said What? and he says "man, you wastin' all the meat - I'm gonna show you how to eat wings like a nigga". He grabs a wing, shoves it in his mouth and 1 second later, a clean white bone hits the plate. Pretty fuckin' funny, because we were in a country restaurant when he said this.

If they paid for it they can shove the wings up their ass for all I care.

Why are people even ordering wings if they aren't going to eat all of them? And yes, that bit at the tips is part of the wings, stop being wasteful.

>>21540729
I feel like that's just too much work for too little with tiny ass chicken wing bones

>>21542429
I don't want glorified nuggets fuck off

>>21542210
Kek