Thread 21541284

Also, late night waffle house/diner stories

>>21541284 (OP)
A white waitress. Git nigger

>>21541288
You will never experience peak Southern SOVL food in your life with that attitude

>>21541387
How about I buttfuck you?

>>21541397
Gay

>>21541398
Yes

>>21541288
She looks really nice. WTF. This is why I don't understand racism. Some hospitable Southern black woman who would give you great service and you're already judging her by some terrible videos you saw of bad people acting badly.
You're just too stupid for your own good. You miss out on good things being ignorant. I can judge each person on the content of their character. And I say that waitress is good people.

>>21541418
Shut up pajeet

>>21541288
If you want good waffle house you want black people working it. White girls only for waitressing maybe but when the daily brawl breaks out, that white bitch is gonna be useless. Girl in the picture has clearly spec'd into a tank build so you can get behind her when shit pops off.

>>21541422
Naw you fucked up with that shit. Kill yourself boomer

>>21541288
fpbp

It's a Waffle Home, not a Waffle House

>>21541492
It's a waffle sandwich you stupid fuck

Whatever you havin big mama

>>21541288
Imagine still being a racist, right wing incel in the current year. Wow, just wow..

>>21541422
I'm whiter than you, cunt.

>>21541618
Saaaaaaaar please stop designating streets saaaaar

>>21541622
Why does that even make sense? Why would an Indian be defending the Southern AMERICAN waitress? This is why racists are retarded.

>>21541626
Saar pls you must poo in loo. Many bobs and vagines await!

>>21541284 (OP)
I used to go to Waffle House with a group of furries once a month because the nearest Waffle House is a hundred miles away and it was less pathetic than going there by myself but then some sort of stupid furry drama happened or something and now my one single excuse to go to Waffle House has evaporated :(

>>21541284 (OP)
2-egg ham and cheese omelette, hashbrowns with cheese, onions, and mushrooms, and white toast, thank you very much ma'am.

>>21541921
no pull drop one hashbrown scattered mark one platter, ham cheese omelette plate scattered, covered, smothered, capped
they started making them call what kind of plates. if you don't mention raisin, wheat, biscuit, or texas, it defaults to white

>>21541946
No anon. I don't care about their standardized diner lingo, they expect me to order like a regular person and I tell them what I want, then they make it. I'm not going to complicate it by trying to memorize specific terms or fumble through a video of their extra-secret-except-its-all-over-the-internet code for a hidden menu of items that I don't care for anyway. If a customer orders in diner code then they'll probably just read it back to you in plain language to make sure you didn't fuck up the wording since unlike them, you don't use that code for your full-time job, so it wastes everyone's time anyway.
I will tell them what I want respectfully in plain language and thank them for serving me.

>>21541954
you can order it however you want but they get in trouble if they don't call it perfectly
also try the waffle house sauce

>>21541469
In my experience there's two distinct types of black women
The ones who start problems, and the ones who end them
It's about a 90:10 split unfortunately but I am somewhat grateful for the latter and they treat me nice

>>21541284 (OP)
I'd trust a friendly black woman like that completely.
She looks happy and charming and with a figure like that she knows how to eat and therefore how to cook.
I'd expect some simple down to earth but VERY tasty food there.

>>21542028
You gotta learn the difference between the sassy arrogant fat black ladies and the super friendly nice black ladies. It's not that hard.
When I was in basic we had the big black lady in charge of the kitchen and every morning she'd greet us with "good morning Charlie troop" and give us extra food if we looked like we had a rough night and try to cheer us up

>>21542028
>knows how to eat therefore knows how to cook

heh heh Lol ROFL HAHAGAGA COUGH COUGH!

>>21542035

Someone who actually works as a COOK and not shoving in one frozen pizza after other?
Absolutely.

>>21542062
That's not a cook or chef.

>>21541418
libtard

>>21541284 (OP)
seasoned grilled chicken and veg, hasbrowns with Everything well done, pecan waffles, and a black coffee please maam

>>21542086
great retort asshole

Hash browns with cheese and biscuits and gravy

>>21541469
>Girl in the picture has clearly spec'd into a tank build
Goddamnit I laughed.

>>21541418
>I can judge each person on the content of their character. And I say that waitress is good people.
It's literally a photograph of a woman and you're making a judgement. You're racist in the exact same way, just the opposite direction. You see a black woman and assume she must be some motherly soul sista.

>>21541284 (OP)
Milk, and a Cheesesteak hashbrown bowl with bacon and lots of WH sauce to mix in.

>>21541418
Black folks at this Picadilly near an old job used to love me. I was the only white person that came in, apparently, and it was my regular lunch destination.

Is it racist to ask for a fried bologna sandwich?

>>21541387
>>21541473
>>21541585

*touches ground* something happened here.

>>21542917
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/21541284#p21541288

>>21541284 (OP)
Two sunny up.
Two Sasausage patties
2 bacon strips
One large waffle extra butter
Smothered and covered hash with extra onions
One pancake on the side.
Shiiiiiiiiii..
Now I'm hungry for real.

>>21542404
If she's that age and she smiles like that and she's gainfully employed at the Waffle House on a day shift, I'm going to assure you a good experience. I know from experience. I know people. If you see someone you think you can't relax around I don't want to know you. Just despicable.

Eggs scrambled, with cheese
white toast
bacon
hashbrowns, doubled
chocolate chip waffle
please and thanks

>>21541284 (OP)
She reminds me of Hearst's chef "Aunt Lou" on Deadwood. Bet she makes a hell of a peach cobbler.

Orange juice, hash browns and those tits on the griddle.

>>21541284 (OP)
One time when I was homeless I was the only one in the waffle house drinking a coffee because there was a blizzard outside. Another homeless guy came in and sat at my booth because he could tell I was one of him and we started talking, I was getting nervous because he hadn't ordered anything and the owner was gonna possibly make him and me leave for loitering. But I could tell he was high on meth(my drug of choice at the time) and started being like.
>I wish I had some extra cash so I could buy some off you
And five minutes later he goes into the bathroom and comes out saying he left me some on the back of the toilet lid. I got in there and there's a FAT ASS fucking pile of dope on the toilet lid and I snort it all in three lines. Happy as fuck I come back out to our booth and we booth just start tweaking out doing whatever on our phones in the booth and somehow threw hours pass in a matter of minutes and the owner comes up to us and is like
>Y'all need to go ...now ... pointing at the door looking irritated as fuck.
I calmly get up and walk out and the other dude runs for some reason.

i'm very racist and her smile cured my depression

>>21545650
Bleak. At least you're not a piece of shit methy hobo anymore.

>>21545658
Perhaps you're not as racist as you thought. Do you still hate her to the core for being black? That's senseless.

>>21545665
>Piece of shit.
Implying. Being a methy hobo doesn't always make you a bad person. I never robbed or stole from anyone, but yes I happen to be sober and off the streets now :-). I have a lot of interesting stories and don't regret anything honestly.

>comfy soulful southern lady
>some anon instantly racist
>everyone dogs on him
>post gets deleted

Good on you guys!
I'm from Europe, but I want to do a roadtrip through the southern states one day. Southern hospitality and that cozy late night diner lady vibe are peak.

>>21541284 (OP)
Every single time I've gone to a Waffle House they treat me like a son. Those felons they hire appreciate their jobs.

>>21541284 (OP)
I'll have your big black tits smothered and covered, mammy

>>21541921
>hashbrowns with cheese, onions, and mushrooms
elite

>>21542000
99% of the customers order it the way I do if they're not regulars, then they just come in and the people already know. They'll just read it back to you, nothing changes except you maybe messing up the code words and having it come with something you didn't want, then if you send it back they get in trouble. Stop trying to get people in trouble and order like a normal fucking person.

>>21541801
>I used to go to Waffle House with a group of furries once a month
Sounds fun, yall ever fuck?

>>21541801
so go and shoot the shit with the waitress. they love to talk.

Those are some creole juggers

>>21541284 (OP)
She's beautiful

>>21541284 (OP)
>Hey there suga, what you be havin today?
Two waffles with maple syrup and butter, four southern style chicken tenders, your fat titties, a large pepsi max, and plenty of napkins thanks.

>>21542032
best food I ever had in the field was cooked by a big black 92G from Natchez. Poor girl looked like a foliage green bowling ball in ACUs but got DAMN she chef'd up her rations like nothing else I've ever tasted. Always had a smile too, even after being stuck in their little pop up kitchen all day sweating balls.
I would have definitely taken her to war any day.

>>21548036
Sir you're going to have to use the bathroom or a booth if you're going to crank your hog, it takes up too much room at the counter seats.

>>21542917
some /pol/ tourist chimping out, don't mind them

>>21548562
>a booth if you're going to crank your hog
I can see this being actual policy at waffle house

>>21541284 (OP)
bacon cheeseburger with overeasy egg
chocolate waffle
hashbrowns with melted cheese, sauteed onions, and gravy
texas bacon cheesesteak melt
choccy milk

>>21549504
DOUBLECHEESEBURGER****

>>21541284 (OP)
Just a smash burger dragged through the garden plz

>>21541284 (OP)
Burger, rare as they'll let you go, with hashbrowns smothered, covered, chunked and peppered.