Thread 21542693

You don't need much more than this when it comes to bosh nosh. We call this Lorne Sausage up in Bonnie Scotland; if you haven't already noticed - we tend to do things a little better than the English when it comes to their 'classic' comfort meals.

>>21542693 (OP)
Well at least you don't have mushy peas. They're wank.

>>21542701
I tend to mash the processed peas into mush on my plate unfortunately.

>>21542693 (OP)
>if you haven't already noticed - we tend to do things a little better than the English
Well you don't but you like to say you do just because you like to dig at the English.

Your food is no different at all, in fact it's far worse and even your National dish Haggis, was invented by the English.

I guess you are just trying to gain followers by saying bad stuff about the English because that's trendy on /ck/ but sowing division with your English brothers is not cool.

>>21542706
Oh shit, now that I've looked properly, they are marrowfats. I didn't realise. In that case, go fuck yourself

>>21542693 (OP)
I thought about getting banged by a scot, but I imagine they're not very good.

>>21542711
Whilst I agree with your sentiment, I think you were gay to say it. The Jockos are miles better than those Yank twats, who are insufferable low IQ spackos. But it's all relative

>>21542727
>The Jockos are miles better than those Yank twats
I can agree with that but OP did start by denigrating the English, which they have causes to do but that's political, as Scotland is far more left-leaning than England, food wise they have nothing original to offer, although they do produce better whiskey.

>>21542758
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_cuisine

They've got lots to offer by a cursory glance at one wikipedia article.
Cullen Skink arguably one of the best soups in the world.

>>21542774
>Cullen Skink arguably one of the best soups in the world.
It's just a name, same as the neeps and tatties thing, it's the same as anything eaten in Britain or Scandinavia just a localised slang name. I'm not against the Scottish but they are by no means an elevation on anything else found in the UK.
Not even looking at a wikipedia link and you should be ashamed at posting one.

>>21542758
You're off your shit man.

>OH AYE PROPER SCOTTISH DISH THIS, RUMBLEDETHUMPS BETTER THAN ENGLAND AYE.
Its cabbage and onions and potatoes fried in a pan.
>OH AYE WHAT ABOUT SOME CLAPSHOT
its cabbage and onions and potatoes fried in a pan
>LOVELY BIT OF SKIRLIE FOR YOU MY LAD OH AYE BEST FOOD IN SCOTLAND
Oats and onions fried in a pan
>KILLIE PIE? MUCH BETTER THAN PIES IN ENGLAND
Steak pie
>GET A FORFAR BRIDIE DOWN YOUR NECK. ANCIENT SCOTTISH CUISINE.
a fucking meat pasty.

>>21542693 (OP)
I can't wait until all you Europoor retards are purged from this site which will be very soon.

>>21543235
Europeans are the only entertaining posters on the seekay.

>>21542805
they really are way too animated considering the subject matter of their lives

>>21542693 (OP)
>English food? We need to change it slightly so that we can call it SCOTTISH food!
What an utterly fucking pathetic race of people

OP here -
I paid a chap five quid to roger me in the bullocks a fortnight ago

Macaroni pie. Can't get that in England. Rich cheese and macaroni in bechamel sauce in a pie doused with black and cayenne pepper... Proper foot for proper Scotsmen.

>>21542693 (OP)
Eww is that fuckin scrapple

>>21545306
Lorne or Square sausage.
McDonalds base their breakfast sauage on a Lorne recipe.
It's quite similar to Scrapple.

>>21542693 (OP)
>>21545292
looks good

>>21544476
It's the same race. There is practically no genetic difference, and cultural differences have been eradicated. The only difference of note is scots LARP as catholicks while english LARP as protestant, and scots pretend to talk like retards.

>>21542693 (OP)
and you brag about your local cuisine, despite the fact that your boywife/gay hookup is clearly eating chicken tikka with chips

>>21542693 (OP)
No reasonable person has ever looked at bangers and mash and thought “This would really be improved if the sausages were square and looked like a scab”.

>>21542805
>>21542693 (OP)
>>21542790
>>21544476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv2BcBZan2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv2BcBZan2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv2BcBZan2A

>>21546065
A stereotype just dripping in truth. Scots take genuine care with their products as they are constantly the recipients of negative bias.

>>21546065
This video just about sums up the Scots.