Thread 21542846

yummy canned ham with some fake cheese and carrots :3

Any psych ward that lets their patients post on 4chan has failed miserably as an establishment.

>>21542849
I dunno man, I knew a girl from my school who got sectioned and she could use Facebook on her phone. She started recording and uploading random shit when she was dosed up, and one day barricaded herself in her room and recorded the nurses and security breaking in. It was pretty kino.

>>21542846 (OP)
You're in a psych ward because regular people don't want to interact with you

that includes us

>>21542867
>regular
>us
I highly doubt that.

>>21542849
Well lets say they werent really useful, but at least I got a tasty meal :3

>>21542846 (OP)
god that's sad
I guess loonies are so drugged up they'll eat whatever is served

I didn't eat in the ward the food was horrid

>>21542846 (OP)
That spoon handle can be sharpened into a shiv. Do it. Pull out their eyes.

>>21542968
>That spoon handle can be sharpened
Using?

>>21542982
>Using?
The power of demonic entities.

>>21542982
Another spoon.

>>21542982
A previously-sharpened spoon

>>21542987
I haven't been able to call on that power since they started forcing these pills into me, and they hold me down if I try not to take them

>>21542982
Look up Uri Geller

>>21542846 (OP)
>>21542912
You will never be women.

>>21543057
You should go browse /r9k/

>>21542846 (OP)
does the added saltpeter make the flavor kino?

>>21543033
I never claimed to be one same with OP but we may be maladjusted losers who who aren't perpetual incels like you

>>21542982
The walls, any nut or bolt on the furniture

>>21542846 (OP)
>My god, this person is experiencing a life-threatening mental health crisis
>We'd better feed them the most disgusting prison-tier slop imaginable
>You know, so they feel better
>Quick, take them away from any family, friends, and comforts of home they might have
>We'd better isolate them right away and only allow them to interact with a bunch of other schitzos and suicidal people
>That will surely help this person's sanity
>By the way that'll be $2000 a day, plus tip
>What, you think this canned ham pays for itself?
>Hope you have good insurance because we're going to keep you in the system and milk you for as long as possible

What the fuck is even the point of these places?

>>21542982
A gun

>>21542982
The corners or edges of any piece of furniture, railing, or wall.
The real fuckup is that plate. Even if it's just hard plastic you can really really fuck someone up with that. If it's glass then they are truly fucking up. Must not be an acute facility, which explains OP getting phone privileges. That shit wouldn't fly in a place where they were actually concerned about people killing themselves or violating another patient's healthcare privacy.

>>21543087
>He doesn't even deny that he's a suicidal tranny
Knew it from the bullshit cutesy emoji in the OP. Actual women don't talk like that and they certainly don't come to /ck/.

I hope you choke on those mushy fucking carrots because you've caused literally all of your own problems and even though you've been committed you're still attention whoring on a cooking forum. You deserve that awful food in front of you because you're an awful person and a massive burden on others.

>>21543089
it varies. I’ve been to 3 different ones and the food was always decent to good. the adult one always had a nice fresh side salad with every meal which was nice. definitely better than school and jail food

>>21543089
You just lie to get out as fast as possible

>>21543100
>they certainly don't come to /ck/
I thought this board is actually one of the most popular ones with women

>>21543089
The purpose of the ones they can take you to against your will are to keep you from offing yourself while they force meds on you. In many cases it's fucked up depending on the laws of the state, but you have plenty of people who get off their antipsychotics and think that eating feces in their basement is the only way to keep the government from talking to them so there are people that are better off for these places existing.
By principle there is a need for these places, it's a matter of how they're used.

>>21543109
It's one of the most popular ones with "women"

>>21543100
Lmfao i didn't even see your.post
Post your dinner faggot
I might have been institutionalized but you will forever be a gay slave


You don't even make cheese

>>21543121
Can you give your phone to one of your handlers and let me talk to them? They need to know about some of the shit you're up to.

>>21543125
*kisses you*

>>21543098
pretty sure OP is just making the psych ward stuff up and is actually just in a regular hospital

>>21543114
as long as they’re not cooklets I’ll let it slide

>>21543103
Didn't work for Sarah.

>>21543089
Op here, this gave me a good laugh lmao

>>21543141
Probably, yeah

>>21543141
A psych ward is within a hospital, retard. Hospitals usually have 1 kitchen.

>>21543141
>regular hospital
Have you seen that """"food""""? Not even mozambican hospitals are this bad.

>>21542846 (OP)
Do Britbongs really?

>>21543089
>What the fuck is even the point of these places?
To keep weirdos, schizos, and potentially violent people off the streets. These places aren't meant to help the people in them, they're meant to keep the people outside safe.
Back a few decades ago when freaks got too crazy we could just throw them in the loony bin and lobotomize them to keep society safe. But libs cried about the inhumanity of it so they had psych wards taken away as an option. Now they cry about the streets being unsafe for women because of homeless schizos and demand we make institutions to house them. It's always back and forth with those people.

>>21543182
They usually do steamed trays of premade meals here
The fruit sauce is nice though

>>21543194
You utilitarian fucks need to be gassed.

>>21542846 (OP)
so this is what they feed amerimutt mental patients?

>>21542849
psyche wards don’t really exist anymore, just holding cells for when someone is bothering the police and they can’t put them in gaol.
It’s usually just 24hrs though, just long enough to dope them up and send them on their way.
Although considering the way the authorities treat the public you could make an argument that society has become the psyche ward.

>>21543900
You first, schizo.

>>21542846 (OP)
get well soon anon

>>21543194
you sound like the type that tries too hard to be like his father, parroting shit about a time you weren't even alive to witness

>>21543192
>Do Britbongs really?
M-m-m-must mention the brits
I dream of the brits, I'm not obsessed honestly.

>>21543182
And that one kitchen will give finger food and paper trays to people liable to fuck themselves up. They do all sorts of esoteric diets for people with health conditions, they'll just give you the hospital equivalent to autism tendies because you can't be trusted as an adult.

>>21543950
This is patently untrue. If you keep wanting to off yourself or they can't find safe placement for you then even for-profit hospitals will keep psych patients against their will for months at a time on the hospital's dime, because that's part of the deal when you get money from the government for having a psych ward in the first place.
You're thinking of state hospitals, and those do in fact still exist. There are just far fewer. Here's one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_State_Hospital
It's typically criminally insane people but it's not limited to that. People don't usually get out because it would be very bad for society if they did, but sometimes they do get let out.

>>21542846 (OP)
>OP has gender dysphoria and tries to off himself
>They "treat" it by confirming his delusions and tell him he's a girl because otherwise he'll throw a tantrum and threaten to kill himself again

lmao why the fuck do we do this? If I told a psychiatrist I thought I was Napoleon, the last thing he would do is agree that I was, in fact, Napoleon.

>>21542846 (OP)
they're not fake their just chopped up and cooked into mush

>>21543194
They hated him, but he spoke the truth.

>>21542846 (OP)
>Enters psychosis probably
>Checked himself in
>Gets raped
Have you learned nothing. All though, guessing by OPs posts it's probably the reason he also wanted to check himself in