Thread 21543375

>hot sauce stopped working
>like literally can barely feel the heat from challenge tier "hot" foods like buldak ramen
>try to eat food slathered in 11/10 alarm xtra hot sauce at piping hot temperatures to go above and beyond
>it still isn't enough
>mouth gets blistered
Where do I go from here? Capsaicin extract has a chemical taste that I don't enjoy

You go outside and find a real hobby

>>21543375 (OP)
You've reached the heat event horizon. Now it's time to travel to the sour event horizon. Buy some tartaric acid powder (or citric if you want to start easy) and get used to that. Once you can take a spoonful you good. Then mix with whatever hot sauce. Thank me from the other side.>>21543375 (OP)

>>21543393
That can't be good for my teeth.

why not eat food that tastes good

>>21543399
I'm american.

>>21543399
>why not eat food that tastes good
i eat to survive, im not gonna derive pleasure from food like a fat person does. but that being said i do spoil myself by getting spam proper and not the store brand or armour brand luncheon loaf

>>21543399
Carolina reapers taste extremely good beneath the heat.
>>21543403
no fuck off

capsaicin doesn't cause appreciable cellular damage. you cannot get blisters from spicy food.

>>21543411
>at piping hot temperatures
learn to read

>>21543375 (OP)
Start putting hot sauce in your eyes and up your ass.

>>21543375 (OP)
vaxx status?

>>21543422
Putting it on your dick then having a raw wank is god tier

>>21543393
But what about the bitter event horizon? Or the sweet event horizon?
What universal secrets lie at the nexus of them all?

>>21543413
well which is it, not enough or too much?

>>21543375 (OP)
Cut some peppers and then rub your eyes. I guarantee it will be spicy.

Touch your balls while you're at it.

>>21543375 (OP)
if you really want to challenge yourself get
the end.

>>21543375 (OP)
>Where do I go from here?
Actual fresh chili peppers. Hot sauce is so diluted, I can drink ghost pepper sauce like it's a soft drink but I'll start crying if I try to eat a raw jalapeno. Fresh is way more intense.

Life can’t be a 24/7 hot sauce fuck fest, my dear.

>>21544003
this is boring. it tastes of nothing usually and just makes you light headed and your eyes water for a minute or so, youd have more fun sniffing weight lifting salts rather than trying to eat something with this TENFINITY ASS REAPER FUCKBOY SAUCE

>>21544080
Maybe it has medicinal qualities? Indians eat a lot of hot shit and they also be eating a lot of regular shit.. and there’s a fuck load of them.