Thread 21543524

A reminder that there is literally bugs in all of your food already

>>21543524 (OP)
Don't care.
Still not eating the ground roach burgers.

>>21543524 (OP)
yeah im very aware, im also aware that you always need to clean and boil berries you find in the wild if you intend to eat them.
theres also microbes of god knows what in there.
as long as i dont open a banana and 50 spiders crawl out, im sure ill be fine.

>>21543524 (OP)
I only eat bugs
I'm so poor.

The risk of the trash pandas chewing them up and leaving parasites behind is a much bigger problem.

What about frozen fruit? I rarely eat fruit but when I do it's frozen out of a bag.

>>21543537
why are you letting them in your home anon?

>>21543541
They own the place. I rent a room from them

>>21543546
hey, youll get no judgment from me anon.

Im Jewish so naw bro
Buy kosher it's cleaner

>>21543552
what if you make a chicken eat the berries and then kill the chicken? you could cut the stomach open and have premade jam

>>21543552
Get in the oven you fucking jew

>>21543556
I can eat chicken as is im not a miz schizo

>>21543561
yeah but you said kosher? you can make the chicken eat the berries and therefore its all kosher.

>>21543564
You know its free to look up dietary laws no diffo than mudslimes instead of being stupid

>>21543571
yeah but you can kill the chicken for eating the berries and then you can eat them. so its kosher.

>>21543559
Kay preheat the oven to 400f once you stop getting demographically replaced princess ill wait

>>21543580
can he do that before he kills the chicken or after?

>>21543583
Already said thats miz schizo behavior

>>21543585
and half a dozen of the other etc.

>>21543588
Forgot i was on /ck/ not /pol/ for a secop

>>21543597
ive said nothing but stuff about chickens and berries. YOURE THE ONE talking about jews and being schizos.

>>21543600
I bet you talk about but stuff alot

>>21543524 (OP)
There *ARE* bugs. Not "is". Is is for when there's one.
Why do you not know this???

>There are many retards posting on /ck/

See?

>>21543613
butt*
theres two T's in butt.

>>21543635
There *ARE* two Ts.

Lol, ESL dumbfuck

>>21543640
theres a space between dumb and fuck
Lmao, you spedophile.

>>21543613
A lot isn't one word.

>>21543649
HEY DONT TELL HIM THAT THIS IS MY FUN.

>>21543631
There is/are is my barometer for whether someone is a blathering idiot or not. Funny thing is many of the self proclaimed "grammar nazis" who kvetch about things like there/their will go right on to using "there is" for a pluralized noun. But nowadays it's a bit passe to criticize someone's grammar because you'll just be called a racist for not respeckin my AAVE nigguh.

>>21543653
AAVE MARIUH NIGGUH

>>21543645
Let me join in.
>theres a space between dumb and fuck
This sentence is grammatically incorrect. It should be:
>There's a space between dumb and fuck.
Sentences are capitalized at the start, "there's" is a contraction of "there" and "is," and thus requires an apostrophe. Sentences are ended with a period. I hope this helps, saar

>>21543657
The intellectuals literally have to create new branches of logic, rhetoric, and grammar to explain how black ppo b tal'm without sounding racist.

>>21543666
you can say whatever you want man, i just came here to shitpost and some jew started claiming he was a "miz schizo" which led me to believe hes a fucking retard.

>>21543667
i do recall a video from a few years ago where to be inclusive to blacks who cant read they would write the names of people down in a phonetic dialect or whatever it was
it was literally the AY AYRON sketch from key and pele but in real life.

>>21543675
BBC Pidgin

>>21543653
i talk like a brown zoomer (even though i'm 35) because it gets me (You)s and it makes incels like you have a meltdown

>>21543669
>You can say whatever you want, man; I just came here to shitpost, and some Jew started claiming that he was a "miz schizo," which led me to believe that he's a fucking retard.
There, I've corrected that fresh gobbledygook you spewed.

>>21543678
im very aware of what pidgin is. its nothing like the phonetic dialect stuff america was trying to put foward. im sure you must have seen the clip of it where they implimented it into a graduation day at a college and half the kids didnt even know it was their name because the reader was pronouncing the names as they where written. like if you where to read the word DOG
dee ooo jee

>>21543649
and i dont have to say anything but /ck/ will argue
Ty for playing

>>21543682
you didnt have to but i appreciate the effort.

>>21543653
I miss the grammar Nazi days of the internet, to be quite honest.

>>21543689
Don't*

>>21543669
Wasn't a miz schizo*
Ftfy

>>21543690
>You didn't have to, but I appreciate the effort

>>21543698
>ftfy
im not even sure what word you where going for there.

>>21543696
Don't what?

>>21543702
What, what?

>>21543701
Newfag detected

>>21543706
im not from newfoundland ?

>>21543701
Uh anon

>>21543704
In the butt

>>21543709
im very aware of what the acronym means.

>>21543713
Are you from newfoundland ?

>>21543708
We all know where you live, saar

>>21543715
no, im from nu'fagistan.

>>21543716
>newfoundland currybum fingers typed this comment

>>21543719
Oh yeah, I'm the jeet here. Sure, pal. You're not fooling anyone, Raj

>>21543524 (OP)
i only eat meat though

>>21543524 (OP)
>there's already bugs in your berries, so just eat bugs!
>there's already cyanide in your almonds, so just eat cyanide!
bug pusher logic is fucking crazy lmao

>>21543524 (OP)
i love pesticides now. heil hitler.

Who would shill anti-fruit propaganda? To what end?

>>21543932
Views

>>21543524 (OP)
No, I don't eat fruits or vegetables.

>>21543983
Sure the TikTok faggot is doing it for views, but those whispers in his ear that made him do it have their own intentions

So what I’m trying to understand is why aren’t berries kosher?

>>21543524 (OP)
I love tiktoks like this
It freaks clueless boomers out

>>21543932
You know who..

>>21544198
It’s nothing new. I remember back in the 80s there’d be these kind of stories every now and then on 60 minutes or whatever current affairs programme. I was about 9yrs old and some fucking guy found half a dead mouse in his cereal box, I still remember he said he thought it was just a really big sultana at first

>>21544236
Hitler?

>>21544242
That's different; you can't really do anything about a dead rat in your cereal.
But you can soak every vegetable you buy in salt water because it cleanses the negative ions as you've seen on tiktok.

>>21543524 (OP)
Oh noooooo a
>le wormie
in my
>blooby wooby fruit?????
Time to sell my ass and soul to Burgrael!!!

>>21543524 (OP)
Only the most sheltered city dwellers are oblivious to this fact.
It's kinda hilarious when city dwellers finally make the mental connection that their beautiful, colorful instagram worthy berries, and fruits don't actually originate from the supermarket shelves where they bought them. Cow manure, dirt, insects, squirrels and other critters licking your fruits.

>>21544265
Fuck you and your negative ions bitch

>>21544280
Say that to the clueless boomers, dumbfuck.
What are you insulting me for?

>>21544278
You misunderstand that video's purpose.
Its purpose is to inflict fear and thus make people click on it.
It's not saying "berries in nature have bugs all over them", it's saying "your supermarket berries have bugs all over them but you only see this if you put them in salt water".

>>21544278
>It's kinda hilarious when city dwellers finally make the mental connection that their beautiful, colorful instagram worthy berries, and fruits don't actually originate from the supermarket shelves where they bought them.
It's the PRODUCE section. It produces food on demand, retard.

>>21544292
My apologies, I’m ESL, it wasn’t directed at you but more of a general “Fuck You” to the negative ions and whoever is responsible for them, some sort of negative ion guru I presume.

>>21544344
>it wasn’t directed at you but more of a general “Fuck You” to the negative ions and whoever is responsible for them
I figured that was the case moments after I posted my reply.
My apologies for calling you a dumbfuck, that was unbecoming of me.

>>21544345
I accept your apology in good faith that you are not in fact attempting to ruse me, good sir.

>>21544367
>in good faith that you are not in fact attempting to ruse me
I would never!

>>21543524 (OP)
Wtf is this real?

>not buying frozen wild blueberries like wymans of Maine.

Lol.

>>21543540
These worms will be too dead to wriggle out :)

I found a snail on lettuce in Aldi once, I "stole" it and put it on a grass patch outside. Somebody probably bought that slime covered head and ate it without washing thoroughly, yuck.

I've been eating blueberries (and other wild berries) for 20 years here in Sweden and i've literally never had any issues.
Do people like >>21543530 really boil the stuff they pick? Your stomach kills any bugs that might end up in the stuff you eat, the only reason a few parasites can survive is because they're specifically evolved to tolerate stomach acid.

>>21545209
I doubt it. OP video is obviously rotting berries.

>>21545295
Dude people are disturbingly paranoid about their food. It pisses me off

>>21545295
>a few parasites can survive is because they're specifically evolved to tolerate stomach acid.
Imagine being the first worm to survive stomach acid. What a ride

>>21545209
It is. Turns out if you place berries in stagnant water with bugs in it, you get a berries with bugs on it!