Thread 21544057

Germany invented the burger, but America perfected it

>>21544057 (OP)
piling random foods on it and not even cooking the burger properly isnt really perfecting it
holy shit it comes close though.

I'd always rather have onion rings as a side instead of as a topping. That burger seem unwieldy as fuck.

Terrible example. Look at that uneven bottom and clusterfuck of toppings

>>21544071
the burger falling all over your plate before you have time to even pick it up is the charm of it

>>21544065
Yep. Unwieldy is the keyword. Original hamburger was meat between two slices of bread, making it very convenient food to eat on the go. How does one even start on the "quadruple bypass" burgers. You can't pick it up without it exploding into mess everywhere.
Ease of taking a bite *is* a factor in dish quality.

>>21544077
Retard take

>>21544079
Yeah well it is a sandwich, ease of eating was the key reason for it to exist

>>21544057 (OP)
>Germany invented the burger

It wasn't. However, they used Hamburg steak, which was the first type of meat used for a Burger, a dish created in the United States. And a Hamburger is called after Hamburg, a town in the state of New York.

>>21544113
Hamburger Steak Sandwich is the proper name

>>21544057 (OP)
>Germany invented the burger
Heh, no they fucking didn't. The krauts were still clueless fucking nazis when we figured out the burger. Only thing that's German about it is the name, the "burg" part means a castle or fortress in their language, similarly to Hindenburg (the zeppelin that exploded).

Is this how you define yourself?

>>21544140
Columbus was sucking momma's tits while sailors in Hamburg were eating hamburgers.

>>21544140
I really do not have any kind of patriotic pride about the origin of the burger either way but I always was suspect of the claim of that it’s “german food”

>>21544157
>no one in europe ever put a patty between bread even if they've done it for hundreds of years before america was even discovered
I'm an american and people like you are why europeans call us historyless retards

>>21544256
Cope. We invented Chinese food and pizza as well.

>>21544277
Sure thing Paco

>>21544059
Triggered third world jealous faggot detected. Now say that without crying next time.

>>21544566
>*sniff* y-you're t-t-triggered *sob*
Quite embarrassing

>>21544057 (OP)
and then they unperfected it by using high fructose corn syrup and other shit quality ingredients
your burgers taste better in europe

>>21544057 (OP)
you can say this about pretty much any food
pizza
burgers
Mexican food
America has improved every known dish
authentic just means 'bland and tasteless'

>>21545803
Imagine having a "cuisine" based entirely on
>some immigrant who lived here invented it so it's ours now

>>21545803
>find foren food
>Mmmm taste good
>go back to murca
>bad ingredients, so taste bland
>add HFCS
>add different ingredients
>still bland
>add sauces
>add Lowrys
>we can taste it -It's American now.

>>21545812
that's how it works, yeah

>>21545812
Okay I imagined it

>>21545803
nah, all you got are sandwiches and coca cola

german bread, sausages, braten
all french cuisine
italian pasta, pizza, tiramisu
austrian sachertorte, kaiserschmarrn, schnitzel
british nothing, let's be honest they only have shit food

>>21546080
>british nothing
perhaps you forget that nothing is American like Apple pie . . . .oh wait a minute that's British.
Mac and cheese . . . oh wait a minute that's British too.
Hooray for good old American battered and breaded fried chicken . . . . hold on . . .