Thread 21545115

MFW I have a freezer full of Great Value shrimp from Walmart :(

Then find out if those "certain" shrimp apply.

>>21545115 (OP)
how? leakage in some plant???

>>21545115 (OP)
it says CERTAIN shrimp. are yours CERTAIN or UNCERTAIN?

>>21545125
theyre CERTAINLY shrimp

>>21545115 (OP)
Check to see if they match this, if not it's fine.

Get a cheap used geiger counter.

>>21545124
Indonesia - dumping medical waste into the ocean. Original article for this talked about it. Bottom line is browns dump our medical tech in the ocean because they can't into civilization, and that leads to radioactive isotopes in the ocean water, which thanks to currents and ocean circulation eventually ends up all over the place - and into ocean critters when they get contaminated with it.

So now it's not just mercury poisoning you need to worry about - radioactive seafood is on the menu now.

>>21545115 (OP)
>radioactive seafood
I've known about this for years. Never eat seafood. It's radioactive. Seawater is radioactive.

>>21545115 (OP)
>worms in they blue berries
>cesium in they shrimp
they really are a third world country

>he doesn't have a mass spectrometer
ngmi

>>21545195
And the japs still cycling sea water through Fukishima to cool it to this day have nothing to do with it

>>21545115 (OP)
you could literally eat a pound of contaminated shrimp every day and be fine, they're not that radioactive
don't worry about it

Imagine eating food imported from 3rd world countries lol. NPCs are so fucking pathetic

>>21545115 (OP)
Roll the dice on whether you develop super powers or get cancer.

>>21545206
>they're not that radioactive
>don't worry about it
This guy works for United Nuclear.
Show tentacles, Shlomo.

>>21545205
if this was the case you would get such warnings all the time (but you dont)
also mercury is naturally occuring pretty much everywhere, the problem with tuna is that it eats a shitload of tiny fish and concentrates it in itself

>>21545206
literal glowie

>>21545115 (OP)
you'll be fine, worst case you'll end up like spider-man but a shimp version

>>21545481
What powers would shrimp-man have?

>>21546485
super taste

>>21545205
It doesn’t, because Cesium-137 is used for medical purposes, not Fukushima.

>>21546485

The ability to swim super fast (only backwards) and be the laughing stock of literally everyone forever. Basically Aquaman's bottom bitch.

>>21546485
Frying rice

>>21545115 (OP)
Just boil or deep fry them you'll be fine. With acid from lime or lemons. This is not financial advice.

>>21545115 (OP)
it cant hurt you its just shrimp

>>21545305

Damn bro I'm old.

>>21545115 (OP)
There's been a bunch of food recalled in the UK recently because of lysteria contamination, a few people died.

>>21545115 (OP)
harvest the uranium and make a reactor

>>21546485
He can control cocktail sauce with hs mind.

>>21547264
I can already do that with my hands

it was one shipment and they reasonably halted further imports, the warning is just to be very super extra safe in case something slipped by. have any of you motherfuckers tried reading before?
https://www.fda.gov/food/alerts-advisories-safety-information/fda-advises-public-not-eat-sell-or-serve-certain-imported-frozen-shrimp-indonesian-firm

>>21546485
He would have the nuclear snap ability.
He would be incredibly dangerous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkY_mSwboMQ&t=34s

>>21547281
They recalled it over a specific activity of 1.8 pCi/g????? That's lower than almost any food that contains potassium https://www.philrutherford.com/perspectives/K-40.pdf

>>21545115 (OP)
HUH???
did they grab these from bikini atoll??

>>21545115 (OP)
more like not very good value LOL

>>21545206
That's exactly what a radioactive shrimp salesman would say, youre not fooling me

>>21545115 (OP)
Sell it to jews

>>21545115 (OP)
Read up on bio accumulation
Small animals are generally safer than larger animals. They should be fine

>>21545195
Druns of radioactive waste were dumped in the California coast in the 1950s by our government. It was standard procedure back in the day, now we just bury it in Nevada

>>21545195
>browns
>can't into

KYS, retard.

>>21545115 (OP)
I have a 2 lb bag of Great Value 16-20 PDV prawns in the freezer right now.

Some bullshit social media clickbait "headline" from 'Calvin Coolidge' is not the least bit concerning to me. But you schizos feel free to freak out about it.
The sky is falling all the time when you believe your fucking phone.

>>21547766
I will keep my sanity.

>>21547766
newfag

>>21547766
>newfag or baiting on ck
for what purpose

>shrimp-man is out there getting seafood powers rn
>>21547770
Nevermind we found him

>>21545115 (OP)
>eat delicious shrimp
>get released early from this realm of suffering
What seems to be the issue?

>>21547614
Sensible chuckled

>>21546485
The power to breath under water and swim really fast, but only in swimming pools. I'd call myself the Pool boy.

>>21548362
>to breath

Fucking retard.

>>21548498
Breathe. You happy you pedantic faggot?