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Anonymous No.21545317 >>21545321 >>21545350 >>21545723 >>21546162 >>21546564 >>21546647
Kitchen Lingo
>SHARP!
Anonymous No.21545321 >>21546452
>>21545317 (OP)
>PRECIOUS, IM HUNGRY
Anonymous No.21545350 >>21545352
>>21545317 (OP)
>HOT BEHIND
Anonymous No.21545352
>>21545350
Why, thanks ;)
Anonymous No.21545358 >>21545688 >>21545726 >>21545747
>tfw I yell "CORNER" when I turn around an aisle at the supermarket
>Tfw I haven't said "excuse me" in over a decade, I just yell "BEHIND" and scooch right past people in public
Anonymous No.21545364 >>21545726
I seethe inside whenever I tell my wife to do something and she doesn't say "heard"
Anonymous No.21545462 >>21546018
put some mustard on it

let's knock it up a notch
Anonymous No.21545466
>86 Mahi Mahi
Anonymous No.21545681 >>21546031
i've never watched The Bear and I never will
Anonymous No.21545688 >>21546288
>>21545358
> I just yell "BEHIND" and scooch right past people in public
Doesn’t that leave you open to misinterpretation and possible violence?
Anonymous No.21545723 >>21546200
>>21545317 (OP)
the pepe 'fren' types don't have jobs in kitchens. Fuck off, racist incel chud.
Anonymous No.21545726 >>21546283 >>21546545
>>21545358
>>21545364
Yes, you're a real pro cook and yet you have such images insulting yourself. Soyjaks with a wife.

Sorry, doesn't add up.
Anonymous No.21545747
>>21545358
Can't wait to file sexual harassment charges against you.
Anonymous No.21545930
I've only ever heard behind and hot behind
Anonymous No.21546018
>>21545462
BAM!
Anonymous No.21546031 >>21546278
>>21545681
It's a show for the absolute worst type of "I'm a chef that means that I'm a modern day rockstar" type of bitch. I've never watched it either and nor will I. For God's sake they work in a fucking kitchen they're not a fucking sergeant yelling orders over a chaotic battlefield
Anonymous No.21546162
>>21545317 (OP)
LEFT! RIGHT! BEHIND YOU!
Anonymous No.21546200
>>21545723
"Hampborgar"
Anonymous No.21546235
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity
Anonymous No.21546271
Chef Points something out to you or alerts you to something.
>I SEE IT

Working or walking by the walk-in whilist someone is inside.
>IN FRONT OF YOU

Pizza asks *Order Number* to be fired to line up Saute food to be done at the same time.
>FIRE *Order Number*

Holding something whilist leaving the kitchen and passing through a door to the FOH.
>COMING OUT

Utensils are stripped down to their location and useage. "Red Handle" could be the Red Pasta Tongs if you're in the Pasta Expo vicinity or Fish Spatula if you're on the line.

Green Handle Knife for the Veggie Knife

Alot more lingo I can spew but I have to wipe And get back to work
Anonymous No.21546278 >>21546391
>>21546031
>admitting you complain about shows you don't watch
shiggy diggy
Anonymous No.21546283
>>21545726
I just saw these images on here and thought they were funny, so as is 4chan tradition, I saved the funny looking pictures so I could post them. When you've been here for longer than a week, maybe you'll start to understand, newfriend.
Anonymous No.21546288
>>21545688
No one's so much as said anything to me, yet, in all this time. I don't know, I don't stick around, I just scooch and go about my shopping list.
Anonymous No.21546289 >>21546302
Why are restaurants so faggy
The more I learn about how things work in those places the less I want to go there. It's all so gay
Anonymous No.21546302 >>21546417
>>21546289
I got more pussy working as a line cook than I ever got anywhere else. Good, hard, honest work.
Anonymous No.21546391
>>21546278
>No bro you must force yourself to watch something you don't enjoy
Anonymous No.21546417
>>21546302
Congratulations you're the gayest guy who got pussy
Anonymous No.21546452
>>21545321
YOU DIDN'T MAKE NO COLLARD GREENS??HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT PIG FEET WITH NO COLLARD GREENS?YOU EAT IT
Anonymous No.21546526 >>21547012
This stuff really does stick with you though,
I work retail now and still call out CORNER or BEHIND all the time.
Anonymous No.21546545
>>21545726
Soyjak turned into a meme of self-deprecation by 2019 at latest. "Coincidentally", that's also when it went to utter shit
Anonymous No.21546564
>>21545317 (OP)
>SHARP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHzRSYNjpro
Anonymous No.21546647
>>21545317 (OP)
>SHARPE
Anonymous No.21547012
>>21546526
After twelve years of doing this, I tried to get out, about three years ago. Took a construction job, which sucked worse than any kitchen job but I didn't know what else to do, and that's a whole different story. My coworkers looked at me like I was a psycho any time I said "corner" or "behind," and the company had to force me to take breaks, like my supervisor had to threaten to write me up because I was breaking the law by not taking breaks. No kitchen I ever worked at in this same state, ever gave a shit about labor laws, if you're hungry, scarf something down as fast as you possibly can and get back on the line. Need a minute to get off your feet? Say you gotta take a piss; say you gotta shit if you're trying to get a whole five minutes. Doesn't matter if you're working 12 hours, doesn't matter if you're working 12 hours on your day off because some cunts called out. But then the big tough super manly blue collar construction guy absolutely has to take a whole hour for lunch.