Thread 21545348

How are you planning on dealing with the nuclear shrimp? I don't have many options here

I am 100% FOR nuclear. Maga. Awoo~

somebody post that imagine dragons song for the thread theme

>>21545348 (OP)
you're a few hours late, bub

>>21545348 (OP)
Nuclear Shrimp would make a good name for a band

>>21545348 (OP)
It just means they were shipping nuclear material next to the shrimp container on the ship. Get rdy for a dirty bomb

I'm kind of shocked that the FDA is doing anything at this point, isn't public health considered an illegal form of wokeness?

>He was just a regular highschool janitor
>until one day....
>he got shrimpled
>by eating a radioactive shrimp, Anon gained shrimp powers
>he could swim by folding his body
>he could withstand bullets with his newly grown chitin skin
>...and he could eat by feeding off the sea ground
>with all these powers he became.... THE SHRIMPSTER

>>21545486
Imagine draggin' deez nuts across your face

>>21545348 (OP)
What superpowers would I get from eating it?

>>21546171
Legends tell of a tale about a quite strange little potion with the power of the forever children which would stop them from growing since the pedophilic brain would interpret it as a beautiful girl and it's fda dragon guardian

>>21545348 (OP)
where's the shrimp sourced from? Japan it's peripheral areas?

>>21545348 (OP)
>>21546171
Do Americans not tire from living in a clown world?

https://www.fda.gov/food/alerts-advisories-safety-information/fda-advises-public-not-eat-sell-or-serve-certain-imported-frozen-shrimp-indonesian-firm
>68 Bq/kg
Literally fucking nothing, it's 20x lower than the FDA action level which is already stupidly low. This is way lower than the natural specific activity of other foods -cod is 3x larger.
>>21546251
Indonesia

I actually have 4 bags of this stuff in my freezer

>>21545348 (OP)
>possibly
clickbait, if it was contaminated it would have been tested and confirmed already

>>21546416
>How to tell everyone you're working for DOGE, without...