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Anonymous No.21545703 >>21545730 >>21545772 >>21546108
Whether you crack 'em like this or you crack 'em like that, you're gonna end up with a real mess. HellOOOOOOOOO, from Wendy! And wait until you see what I have in store for you. The EZ Cracker! Now you can crack eggs quickly and effortlessly without all the dropped shells. Whenever I crack an egg, there'd be a mess on the stove, a mess on the counter, and eggshells... in my QUICHE! But not anymore! With my new EZ Cracker, cracking eggs is a snap! Just place the egg in the cradle and squeeze! How easy is this? Wa la. How about having to separate egg whites from the yolk? That is never fun! The EZ Cracker comes with an egg separator so it's never a problem! The special attachment makes it easy to whip up a healthy egg white omelet, or use the yolk to make PUDDING! WOOHOOOOO!!! Stop picking those shells off of your hard boiled eggs. Let the EZ Cracker do it for you. One squeeze removes the shell for delicious egg salad. Let the little ones help out when baking those cookies. Now you too can crack, crack, crack with the EZ Cracker! So call now and order the EZ Cracker with egg separator for only $19.95! But WAAAAIIITT! Of course there's more! Order now and I'll throw in the EZ scrambler... just for you! It mixes the egg inside the shell for perfect scrambled eggs every time. Now it's yours, FREE. So get cracking and order NOW!
Anonymous No.21545730
>>21545703 (OP)
I'm not reading all that you fucking tranny. Go shit out of your neovagina because your asshole prolapsed from all the fag sex.
Anonymous No.21545750 >>21545772 >>21545978 >>21546108
Hi, it's Vince with Slap Chop!

You’re going to be in a great mood all day, because you’re going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look here’s a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you don’t have to switch any blades.

Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- that’s why you don’t have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza.

You’re going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done.

This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now you’re going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this you’re going to have an exciting life now.

Look here’s a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and you’re going to love this. You don’t have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go.

You’re going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isn’t that beautiful on your ice cream.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.21545772
>>21545703 (OP)
>>21545750
I kinda miss all the infomercials
You don't see them as much anymore
Anonymous No.21545978
>>21545750
For some reason my blind ass use to think this was The Miz...
Anonymous No.21546108 >>21546379
>>21545750
>>21545703 (OP)
Anonymous No.21546379
>>21546108
read the pasta