Thread 21546617

>comes in tall boy form
>no yucky carbonation
>fucking sick ass rehab logo
>can is the best color (yellow)
>tastes like the perfect blend of Snapple half/half and Brisk
Behold the best Monster flavor. I don't even feel gross drinking this one.

okay

>tall boy
That sounds gayer than a bearded blowbang

>>21546617 (OP)
>I don't even feel gross drinking this one
The bar really is just on the floor for you fuckers, huh?

>>21546634
Advertizing for Dodge RAM drivers, I mean pilots. It just werks, okay?

>>21546617 (OP)
dude bro i drink so much monster im fucked up, i need to go on monster rehab every once in a while
im like a drug addict bro
gotta have some of that rehab to get my life back in track and get back to drinking 5 cans of monster a day

>>21546617 (OP)
ive had 1 (one) monster a day for probably like 15+ years now, i've tried all the flavors, the rehabs are the best flavors by far and i like the no carbonation. my grocery store only carries the lemonade so that's what i drink 95% of the time but every now and then if i'm traveling for work or whatever i'll see the other flavors which are all even better than the lemonade. watermelon is probably my GOAT
besides rehab the best was monster hydro but i think they discontinued those or something.

>>21546617 (OP)
>yucky
>>21546621
>okay

TZD

>>21546617 (OP)
I wouldn't drink anything that made me feel gross even momentarily. Are you fucking kids really unable to get up and do things without MONSTER ENERGY?

What's wrong with coffee or a diet coke? Hell, in my day it used to be Mountain Dew the kids liked because of the sugar and caffeine I guess. I didn't much understand that one either. I liked a coke or dr. pepper the much as the next guy but I didn't see it like some fixed cost of my budget the way I see now.

I see people spending $200-$350 a month on those stupid "energy" drinks and yet bitching about the cost or flavor as if they really don't have a choice.
Are you just vaping too much weed concentrate at night or what? Why can't you function without expensive chemical cocktails all day?
And no, I'm not 'poor'. I used to waste that kind of money on booze every month, often more. But this doesn't resonate with me one bit.

>>21547790
Lol

>>21546617 (OP)
OP are you aware of the health risks caused by tallboys?

>>21547790
Says the boomer while sipping on his 7th coffee of the day.

>>21548145
Coffee is good for you
M*nster is sweetened with sucralose which is proven to cause dna damage in your intestines leading to ass cancer

>>21546617 (OP)
I don't understand how you can enjoy a non-carbonated energy drink. They are far more """yucky""" still than carbonated.

>>21548145
What? No. There's no extreme on my end. I may have a cup of coffee now and then. But I don't care for caffeine. Who is drinking seven coffees and why did you ignorantly think it was me, fuckface?

I really liked this one at first but I’ve had too many or something and they taste pretty gross now

>>21548159
Non carbed is the new trend in drinks, I was at the beer shop and the girl was giving out samples of this non carbonated alchoholic drink made with tea and vodka. It was almost $5 a can. I said, "why wouldn't I just pour a couple shots of vodka into some tea?" She has no answer.