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Anonymous No.21546728 >>21546809 >>21546866 >>21547064 >>21547078 >>21548759 >>21548759 >>21548907 >>21549454 >>21552599
HEMATOGENAS
What's the appeal? Tastes like my gums bleed
Anonymous No.21546749
huh?
Anonymous No.21546809 >>21546878
>>21546728 (OP)
It's healthy + nostalgia for people who ate them as kids
Anonymous No.21546866 >>21546878 >>21546884 >>21549640
>>21546728 (OP)
Gematogen is a Russian medical field thing.
It was invented roughly a century ago for medicinal purposes, it is not to be consumed daily unless you have low blood cells and anemia. They are literally made with dried cleaned granulated bull/cow blood, animal protein, and added vitamins + condensed milk. These are usually only sold in apothecaries/drug stores or clinics/hospitals.

The main purpose of these is to increase blood cells amount, clean arteries for better blood flow (it's highly dangerous for people who have low viscosity of blood, so it's prohibited to be consumed by people who bleed out profusely and unable to heal up/stop blood easily), and to enrich organism with vitamins, so this is usually either aimed at growing children, people who are anemic, or had blood transfusions recently, or lost much blood otherwise (before operations or during).

"Gematogen" moniker itself literally means "thing that generates heme cells (blood cells)". It CAN be eaten as a "snack" since it's very sweet and usually gets presented as a chocolate'esque bar for children, but it is actually factually a medicine aimed for anemic people and those who lost much blood. It is always recommended and outright prescribed to those who undergone blood transfusions, specifically regular donors.
Anonymous No.21546878 >>21546947 >>21547017
>>21546809
ah the nostalgic taste of blood

>>21546866
idk I picked it up at this east euro supermarket in the candy section
Anonymous No.21546884 >>21546903 >>21546947 >>21546947
>>21546866
1 bar only has 2 mg of iron. You'd have to eat like 50-100 bars of it at once to get an unhealthy dose of iron. It's hardly even medicinal since people with anemia require like 50 mg of iron supplementation.
Anonymous No.21546903 >>21546947 >>21548237
>>21546884
I usually prescribe 65mg elemental equivalent and it takes like a year to rebuild the stores. If someone has actually symptomatic iron deficiency anemia they should really get it infused.
Anonymous No.21546947 >>21547181
>>21546878
They CAN be bought at regular stores sometimes, especially if it's some diaspora/immigrant place outside of Russia or CIS countries' territories, but it's not a common thing, as their main places of distribution are medical adjusted, apothecaries/drug stores, clinics, hospitals, even dental occasionally.

>>21546884
Depends on manufacturer and type (since some can be made in "Forte" fashion, where "forte" means "x2 power/amount", essentially double "dosage" of vitamins/minerals), but usually gematogen bar is quite rich in iron by default. I dunno about that particular brand from OP's pic, but a standard Russian gematogen bar from an average apothecary or a clinic weights in at 40~50g per bar, since that's a standard daily amount for children consumption according to the Russia's health ministry standard, and it averages at 8~12.5 mg of iron per one bar, sometimes slightly less (down to about 5.5 mg) depending on brand or "type" (since there can be "lighter" ones aimed at younger ages).

>>21546884
>>21546903
I think you're misunderstanding the concept.
It's obvious that no one in their sane mind would be stuffing themselves or their children with 10+ bars of these every single day. A usual recommended daily dose for kids is 40~50g, which is usually just one single bar. An adult usually doesn't eat more than two a day, tops.

This is a supplementary dietary bonus to your or your children's everyday normal meal and diet, since you already get most vitamins and minerals from standard food, like actual meat products and dishes, fruits and vegetables, grains, juices/teas/coffee/mineral water, etc. These bars are merely an addition to that, to help the organism in case if you're having anemia or lost much blood recently due to different reasons. In Russian medical field, prescribing or recommending these for people who donor blood regularly, is essentially a must, but it doesn't mean they tell you to ONLY eat these all day long 24/7/365. Just have common sense.
Anonymous No.21546999 >>21547032
>blood candybars
I fucking love the antichrist so much bros
Anonymous No.21547017
>>21546878
>ah the nostalgic taste of blood
yeh kids tend to stick their finger up their nose a lot
Anonymous No.21547032 >>21547041 >>21547084
>>21546999
Educate yourself, retard.
This is medicine and it's thoroughly dried, cleaned, and granulated beef blood (so-called "globulin").

Meanwhile, retarded Anglosuxxons literally eat blood sausages with real uncooked raw blood.
Anonymous No.21547041 >>21547053 >>21552990
>>21547032
>Educate yourself, retard.
>This is medicine
yeh not like the antichrist is into medicine or anything.
Anonymous No.21547053 >>21547060 >>21549049
>>21547041
The snake is a globally recognized sign of medicine, retard. It was direct helper of Avicenna, the very first doctor and surgeon in humanity's existence. Hence why all apothecaries that worth any damn have imagery of a snake twirling around a bowl or cup of medicine in their logos or signs. Again, you're uneducated to a 1000th degree.
Anonymous No.21547060 >>21547069
>>21547053
i dont care.
Anonymous No.21547064 >>21547072
>>21546728 (OP)
So this is the next goy snack that George Soros will force upon us. Not accepting it, just letting you know. I fucking hate the antichrist
Anonymous No.21547069 >>21547082
>>21547060
The Medicinal Tractate, the thing which literally every single freshly "graduated" from medic school and college/university and freshly employed nurse, therapist, doctor or surgeon ABIDES by, was written by Avicenna, you uneducated stupid fuck.

Alongside with Hippocrates's Oath. These are two two things absolutely EVERY SINGLE MEDIC ON THE PLANET is abiding by, unless they're criminals and scammers/faux fakes.
Anonymous No.21547072
>>21547064
>George Soros
Read the thread, imbecile.
It was invented in Russia more than a century ago.
Anonymous No.21547078 >>21547150 >>21548237
>>21546728 (OP)
I've been looking for this crazy shit as a Russophile for years but I have yet to find it
Anonymous No.21547082 >>21547150 >>21547263
>>21547069
yes but what is your position on mudkipz?
Anonymous No.21547084 >>21547150
>>21547032
Black pudding is delicious and it's a thing on many countries not just Britain, maybe Russian doctors wouldn't need to prescribe these hideous candy bars if you lot had a proper diet beyond potatoes and cabbages.
Anonymous No.21547094 >>21547189
Reading this thread actually made me gag.
Anonymous No.21547150 >>21547180 >>21547225
>>21547078
Just go to any Russian diaspora enclave or spot in US, like Brighton Beach in Jew Yolk.

>>21547082
I'm not into Pokemon. Never was. I'm more of a Monster Rancher and DiGiMON connoisseur.

>>21547084
Kys.
Anonymous No.21547180 >>21547449 >>21548237
>>21547150
Brighton Beach is chill, I went with my family ~10 years ago
Anonymous No.21547181 >>21548237
>>21546947
I mean, absorption goes off a cliff like 24h after an oral iron dose because of hepcidin production. Saw a woman with a ferritin of 4 after taking 260mg of iron per day for years. Should really only be every other day to limit constipation.
Anonymous No.21547189 >>21548089
>>21547094
So what's the gag though?
Anonymous No.21547225 >>21547371
>>21547150
>I'm not into Pokemon.
Nor 4chan culture, imposter
Anonymous No.21547263 >>21547276
>>21547082
Need it or keep it?
Anonymous No.21547276
>>21547263
I don’t get it?
Anonymous No.21547371 >>21548230
>>21547225
I've been swimming in 4chins since as far back as 2006, you newfaggot. You must tryharder way more than just that.
Anonymous No.21547449
>>21547180
2JEW4ME
Anonymous No.21548089 >>21548216
>>21547189
9
Anonymous No.21548147
thanks anon. I'll take a box or two
Anonymous No.21548216
>>21548089
I see what you did there.
Anonymous No.21548230 >>21548246
>>21547371
Did your mummy give you floaties?
Anonymous No.21548237 >>21549049
>>21546903
>>21547181
Are you a doctor, or something?
That's a very specific language you're using there. Very Avicennic.

>>21547078
>>21547180
Basically go to any place shown on picrel and you'll probably be able to find those in some capacity or another without much hurdle:
Anonymous No.21548246 >>21548269
>>21548230
My mom is not a mummy, so I wouldn't know, you necrophiliac.
Anonymous No.21548269 >>21548306 >>21548360 >>21551892
>>21548246
Weird tangent but ok. Is Oedipus the Segway or something?
Anonymous No.21548306 >>21548900
>>21548269
>Weird tangent
I ain't going to apologize for being a real genuine human being that uses proper real humanese language, and not anglosuxx speech patterns for faggots. A mother is a mom, not a mummy. Mummies are in pyramids, tombs, and museums.
Anonymous No.21548360
>>21548269
>Segway
It's segue
Anonymous No.21548759 >>21549072
>>21546728 (OP)
Insects and now blood candy? Not thanks globohomo>>21546728 (OP)
Anonymous No.21548900
>>21548306
Ask mummy to put a bib on you, you’re making a mess.
Anonymous No.21548907 >>21549033
>>21546728 (OP)
This is a snack for trannies
Anonymous No.21549033
>>21548907
>has milk and meat (blood)
Impossible, not kosher
Anonymous No.21549049 >>21549103
>>21548237
>Are you a doctor, or something?
Yes.
If you're >>21547053 the snake is from the rod of Asclepius. Rat snakes were encouraged around sick houses in Ancient Greece, probably because fewer people got sick where there were fewer rats. Avicenna was influential but he had numerous predecessors. The first recorded physician I know of was Imhotep, but herbal medicine practices and things like trepanation date back much earlier than recorded history.
Anonymous No.21549072 >>21549078 >>21549358
>>21548759
This has nothing to do with globohomo, dumbass.

Russia, where this was created, is vehemently anti-globo and anti-homo.
Anonymous No.21549078 >>21549081
>>21549072
>Russia, where this was created, is vehemently anti-globo and anti-homo.
yeh Trump and Putin are going to save the world. You fucking troglodyte.
Anonymous No.21549081 >>21549094
>>21549078
This exists for longer than a century, cretin.
Vladimir Putin was living 100+ years ago? You fucking imbecile.
Anonymous No.21549094 >>21549108
>>21549081
You should have specified that Russia used to be anti-globo but is no longer anti-globo.
Which makes your gibberish somewhat coherent, but still completely irrelevant.
Anonymous No.21549103
>>21549049
>the snake is from the rod of Aesculapius
I know that, but nowadays the snake is more closely associated with Avicenna, since it was Avicenna who "standardized" the practice of "milking" the snake's poisons into a bowl/cup, to use that poison for studies and eventual creation of medicines based on that poison, process of which (snake coiling around a bowl or a cup, ready to "give" it's poison) is more commonly used for the modern imagery in apothecary signs and logos.

Aesculapius was technically a "medic" and creator of medicines/cures, but he wasn't a straight up surgeon, while Avicenna was. Also, Aesculapius is a largely and heavily mythologized persona, deified and thus mostly "fantasized" entity, while Avicenna was an actual fully historically documented real person.

As for Imhotep...that one's a doozy on it's own. He's the creator of the "mortuary ritual" as we known it and the master of embalming and mummifying techniques, essentially entire funeral industry exists due to his creations, techniques, and inventions, but aside from that he was not known to be performing medical procedures on living human beings. And his figure was too, just as with Aesculapius, "deified" with time and very heavily exaggerated by mythologizing of his persona, while in reality he was mostly a priest and ritual moderator.
Anonymous No.21549108 >>21549127 >>21549360
>>21549094
Russia's been anti-globohomo for all this time, in 1150+ years of it's existence as a governed state and a political entity on the global map. Even during Pyotr I's times, when yurop shilling was at it's peak, it was still mostly a sovereign structure with very strong grasp on the balls of the external politics affairs by the iron hand of the governance at large.
Anonymous No.21549127 >>21549224 >>21549463
>>21549108
>Russia's been anti-globohomo for all this time
tell that to the Ukrainians you colossal fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.21549224 >>21549432
>>21549127
Oinkurine doesn't exist. It's a faux artificially created fake nonstate. It is, in fact, Russia, and hohols are Russians. Been so for many centuries.
Anonymous No.21549358 >>21549611
>>21549072
They do a lot of homo stuff in Russia, they basically never fuck women, they lust after men's buttholes, you dumb monkey
Anonymous No.21549360 >>21549611
>>21549108
They were cucked by Vikings, very sovereign suka people in Muskovya
Anonymous No.21549432 >>21549611
>>21549224
Either way killing civilians is very much globo.
Anonymous No.21549454
>>21546728 (OP)
That sounds like something you see an oncologist for.
Anonymous No.21549463 >>21549477 >>21549611
>>21549127
dont argue with russian bots, its pointless
theyre actually mentally deficient and receive money for posting garbage online
Anonymous No.21549477 >>21549611
>>21549463
well now he can go grease his gears. They sound a bit rattly.
Anonymous No.21549611 >>21549619
>>21549358
>>21549360

And then you woke up.

>>21549432
Russians don't kill civilians.
They are trying as hard as they can to avoid any civilian casualties, in factual reality.

>>21549463
>>21549477
Go back to your shithole, /pol/tarded NAFO faggot.
Anonymous No.21549619 >>21549655
>>21549611
>They are trying as hard as they can to avoid any civilian casualties, in factual reality
>Go back to your shithole, /pol/tard
Anonymous No.21549640 >>21549650
>>21546866
neat. i wonder if i can order some online
when i was in russia my friends mom made me drink red wine to 'make my blood stronger'. even as a teenager i knew this was bullshit and i should probably just eat more meat and drink more water, but i didnt want to be rude. she was a nurse, too, must have been fun on her shifts
Anonymous No.21549650 >>21549738
>>21549640
yuropeens been drinking wine instead of water for centuries, daily. You're uneducated and retarded, and that mom was right. She didn't mean "blood stronger", she meant "stronger heart", because 50ml of red wine a day is actually considered beneficial for heart arteries, strengthens blood flow quality through the heart. It was scientifically proven that drinking 50ml of red wine is beneficial, though it obviously shouldn't be given to any children younger than 14. Also, it's better sweet or semi-sweet, dessert, not dry.
Anonymous No.21549655 >>21549728
>>21549619
Oink louder.
Anonymous No.21549728 >>21550411 >>21551680
>>21549655
You just did
Anonymous No.21549738 >>21550411
>>21549650
i see thank you for clarifying what my friends 55 year old russian mom meant when she prescribed me alcoholic beverage for low red blood cell production from my long bones, i guess at the age of 14 i just did not understand her intention.
Anonymous No.21550361 >>21550416
Are these the same just in a fancier packaging?
Anonymous No.21550411 >>21553019 >>21553040
>>21549728
>projection

>>21549738
No one prescribed you anything. It's usually just a recommendation.
Anonymous No.21550416 >>21551681
>>21550361
Clearly, since it says that right on the package, ffs.
Since gematogen was initially developed for children in mind, hence why it's nearly always has heavy children-leaning advertisement and packaging designs, it's not unusual to see it being packaged as an outright candy, despite original form being the bar resembling chocolate. It's hilarious to see yuropeens trying to wiggle and dance around it so much, despite it all being exactly same thing at the end of the day.

Taste and structure-wise original gematogen is something in-between a fudge and protein bar (which is natural, since it's mostly animal protein and granulated blood mixed with condensed milk and pressed into a form), it's always quite sweet and "umami" (it's beef/cow/bull protein, natural glutomate, so, hey), so shaping it like a candy is fine.
Anonymous No.21551680
>>21549728
>projection
Anonymous No.21551681 >>21551687
>>>/pol/

>>21550416
>similar things from the same company must be absolutely the same!!11
lolwhat
Anonymous No.21551687
>>21551681
...what?
Anonymous No.21551892
>>21548269
I came back from eating and from your picture I thought I was in that star trek tv thread.
Anonymous No.21552596 >>21552680 >>21552969
>blood candy
I think the fuckton of sugar from the sweetened condensed milk kinda offsets the health benefits of organic iron.
Anonymous No.21552599 >>21552672
>>21546728 (OP)
The idea of this is fucking gross. Animal blood? No. Even a child couldn't want his sweets that badly.
Anonymous No.21552672 >>21552971 >>21552992
>>21552599
It's just proteins, imbecile.
That blood is separated on centrifuges, dried, cleaned, granulated. It doesn't even resemble blood at that point, it's literally equivalent to granulated fiber.

And when you consume "medium rare" steak, you eat actual raw blood. And "BLACC pudding" is even worse, since it's mostly just raw uncleaned blood straight up, literal pagan shit.
Anonymous No.21552680
>>21552596
It has condensed milk mixed in, but it's in small amount, just for sweetness and particular "creamy" aftertaste, like dry cream for coffee. It's not "sweet" as in "full of milk sugars/lactose".
There are also lactose-free variants where either condensed milk made out of goat milk is used, or a Stevia extract is used as a natural herbal sweetener substitute.

Sometimes (recently more often) also topinambur syrup is used, which is actually even better since it's a natural prebiotic and has a lot of vitamins in on itself by default. Nowadays topinambur syrup is also used to sweeten natural peanut butter without sugar, instead of mixing raw sugar in.
Anonymous No.21552969 >>21553090
>>21552596
Sugar isn’t bad for you, eating too much and being inactive is bad for you.
Anonymous No.21552971 >>21553102
>>21552672
I like rare beef. I don't like blood granules in fudge. You're making false equivalencies. Why? Why do you defend the blood candy? It's gross.
Anonymous No.21552984
Dang I wanted to buy some today and forgot
Anonymous No.21552990
>>21547041
Dude, stop being stupid or at least get educated on what you're talking about
In the Old Testament, the Israelites pissed off God so he sent a plague of snakes. Moses prayed for forgiveness for the people and asked what God what to do.
God said forge a snake out of metal and put it on a stick and hold it up, anyone who has been bitten will be saved once their eyes lay upon it. This was a foreshadowing of Christ and has nothing to do with the Antichrist, stop being a nonce
Anonymous No.21552992 >>21553105
>>21552672
>And when you consume "medium rare" steak, you eat actual raw blood
You absolute colossal fucking retard.
Anonymous No.21553019
>>21550411
>he was in the walls
i cant take this my heart is weak
Anonymous No.21553040 >>21553108
>>21550411
>It's usually just a recommendation.
thats what prescribe means you pedantic fucking pidor
Anonymous No.21553090
>>21552969
>Sugar isn’t bad for you
>t. dies from DIABETES
Anonymous No.21553102
>>21552971
>I don't like blood granules in fudge
It's so strongly and tightly compressed that you don't see or feel any "granules" in there. It's solid and literally looks like chocolate or a fudge. Literal equivalent of this (which is like semi-soft toffee) structure-wise:
Anonymous No.21553105
>>21552992
>t. doesn't know
Anonymous No.21553108 >>21553138
>>21553040
No, imbecile.
Prescription means you HAVE to take prescribed medicine to get better, it is an OBLIGING, not mere recommendation. It means that if you don't/refuse to take PRESCRIBED medicine, you will NOT get better.
Anonymous No.21553138 >>21553671
>>21553108
no it fucking doesnt pussy, to prescribe can mean to simply give a recommendation from a place of authority, like a fucking medical nurse recommending an anemic kid drink wine you fucking autistic cocksucker
Anonymous No.21553671
>>21553138
You are being PRESCRIBED (listed down) NECESSARY medicines/drugs to GET BETTER, after a CHECKUP at the doctor, or after giving analyzes. Dumbass.
Anonymous No.21553713
Blood is an underused ingredient. Stop buying eggs like a FOOL