Thread 21546931

How, exactly, does one eat a sandwich such as this?

>>21546931 (OP)
you trim off the parts that are spilling out which can then be enjoyed at the end using utensils

With your hands, same as 99% of sandwiches

tuck and bite. it's not rocket science.

>>21546931 (OP)
by putting it in your mouth

>>21546931 (OP)
You eat it the same way that you gobble a footlong black cock down your gullet: one each at a time.

>>21546935
That's how faggots eat it.

>>21546931 (OP)
Knife and fork, unless you're a jeet then you have to use your fucking hands.

I wouldn't. I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what no one did.

>>21546931 (OP)
you'll want a friend to help you with this, but the easiest way is to bend over, grab your ankles, and have them cram it

>>21547115
>faggot is when no stains on shirt

>>21547115
that’s okay they have good ideas sometimes

>>21546931 (OP)
sandwich expert here. multiple methods
>chomp all the sticking out parts, avoiding all bread. once compete eat the sandwich as normal
>chomp the sticking out parts intentionally getting some portion of bread in every bite
>tuck sticking out parts under bread before consumption
all are valid, all enjoyable, and you can don’t have to limit yourself to one method

>>21546931 (OP)
You remember during covid every Buffet had silly little plastic gloves for handling food with? I swiped a stack of those once and anytime I need to eat something messy I just put two of those on, go to town, and then I just throw the gloves away. It's the perfect system.

>>21546931 (OP)
Knife and fork or rubber gloves. What a fucking mess. Looks tasty though.

>>21547123
Okay then.

>>21546931 (OP)
You didn't need either of those commas you know.

this brand of shitposting is getting old

>>21547792
What do you want then, more fast food threads made by obese mutts eating in their cars? Pink Himalayan Salt memes? Cmon

>>21546931 (OP)
I’d wrap it back up and leave one end exposed to eat from

>>21547115
>I'm confused and scared by cutlery

A spoon or a Indian hand

>>21547119
Good morning, sir.

>>21547115
>scared of eating without their hands
saaar

>>21546931 (OP)
You put that in your mouth? And then chew?
What's this melted stuff? Do you expect me to eat this?
Where am I supposed to eat this?
And then what??

>>21546931 (OP)
I usually use a knife and fork even when they're not this messy.

Pinch it finger and thumb style, holding it in a way where the toppings don't fall off.

>>21546931 (OP)
Honestly I would chop off the excess, request some more bread, and make a second sandwich.

>>21546931 (OP)
carefully

send it back, leave a bad review. these FUCKERS need to start learning how to make sandwiches that i can eat like a normal human.

>>21546931 (OP)
accept that my hands are going to get messy and stuff it back in the bread

Wrap the wax paper to leave one end open. Hold the paper firmly while picking up the assembly. Roll back the paper as you consooom the sandwich. Fit as much sandwich in your mouth possible and make animal noises while chewing.