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Anonymous No.21546931 [Report] >>21546935 >>21547062 >>21547081 >>21547119 >>21547129 >>21547722 >>21547754 >>21547758 >>21547779 >>21547901 >>21548943 >>21550327 >>21553269 >>21553275 >>21553346
How, exactly, does one eat a sandwich such as this?
Anonymous No.21546935 [Report] >>21547115
>>21546931 (OP)
you trim off the parts that are spilling out which can then be enjoyed at the end using utensils
Anonymous No.21547029 [Report]
With your hands, same as 99% of sandwiches
Anonymous No.21547056 [Report]
tuck and bite. it's not rocket science.
Anonymous No.21547062 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
by putting it in your mouth
Anonymous No.21547081 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
You eat it the same way that you gobble a footlong black cock down your gullet: one each at a time.
Anonymous No.21547115 [Report] >>21547190 >>21547209 >>21548022 >>21548048
>>21546935
That's how faggots eat it.
Anonymous No.21547119 [Report] >>21548043
>>21546931 (OP)
Knife and fork, unless you're a jeet then you have to use your fucking hands.
Anonymous No.21547123 [Report] >>21547761
I wouldn't. I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what no one did.
Anonymous No.21547129 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
you'll want a friend to help you with this, but the easiest way is to bend over, grab your ankles, and have them cram it
Anonymous No.21547190 [Report]
>>21547115
>faggot is when no stains on shirt
Anonymous No.21547209 [Report]
>>21547115
that’s okay they have good ideas sometimes
Anonymous No.21547722 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
sandwich expert here. multiple methods
>chomp all the sticking out parts, avoiding all bread. once compete eat the sandwich as normal
>chomp the sticking out parts intentionally getting some portion of bread in every bite
>tuck sticking out parts under bread before consumption
all are valid, all enjoyable, and you can don’t have to limit yourself to one method
Anonymous No.21547754 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
You remember during covid every Buffet had silly little plastic gloves for handling food with? I swiped a stack of those once and anytime I need to eat something messy I just put two of those on, go to town, and then I just throw the gloves away. It's the perfect system.
Anonymous No.21547758 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
Knife and fork or rubber gloves. What a fucking mess. Looks tasty though.
Anonymous No.21547761 [Report]
>>21547123
Okay then.
Anonymous No.21547779 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
You didn't need either of those commas you know.
Anonymous No.21547792 [Report] >>21547819
this brand of shitposting is getting old
Anonymous No.21547819 [Report]
>>21547792
What do you want then, more fast food threads made by obese mutts eating in their cars? Pink Himalayan Salt memes? Cmon
Anonymous No.21547901 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
I’d wrap it back up and leave one end exposed to eat from
Anonymous No.21548022 [Report]
>>21547115
>I'm confused and scared by cutlery
Anonymous No.21548042 [Report]
A spoon or a Indian hand
Anonymous No.21548043 [Report]
>>21547119
Good morning, sir.
Anonymous No.21548048 [Report]
>>21547115
>scared of eating without their hands
saaar
Anonymous No.21548943 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
You put that in your mouth? And then chew?
What's this melted stuff? Do you expect me to eat this?
Where am I supposed to eat this?
And then what??
Anonymous No.21550327 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
I usually use a knife and fork even when they're not this messy.
Anonymous No.21551430 [Report]
Pinch it finger and thumb style, holding it in a way where the toppings don't fall off.
Anonymous No.21553269 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
Honestly I would chop off the excess, request some more bread, and make a second sandwich.
Anonymous No.21553275 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
carefully
Anonymous No.21553325 [Report]
send it back, leave a bad review. these FUCKERS need to start learning how to make sandwiches that i can eat like a normal human.
Anonymous No.21553346 [Report]
>>21546931 (OP)
accept that my hands are going to get messy and stuff it back in the bread
Anonymous No.21553387 [Report]
Wrap the wax paper to leave one end open. Hold the paper firmly while picking up the assembly. Roll back the paper as you consooom the sandwich. Fit as much sandwich in your mouth possible and make animal noises while chewing.