Thread 21547019

How do you guys like to cook your foodcubes?

I like to cram it

>>21547019 (OP)
don't buy these, they're AWFUL for cramming

I cram them up OP's mum

>>21547024
>>21547028
>>21547404
Cram it, you guys.

>>21547427
you're the next cramming victim
bend over boy

>>21547019 (OP)
>you now remember that short lived company trying to actually sell people food squares

>>21547019 (OP)
For me it's plain

>>21547938
>cube the soup!
I get this is some analog-horror-adjacent shitpost but dehydrated portable soup is fun to make and nice to have around when you're camping.

>>21547938
this kid has troll-mode meme potential, I mean that thing they do where they make the eyes big and the mouth and shiiiiiet

>>21547938
just needs a bit of pitzmans

>>21547933
Oh they went under already?

>>21548706
Yeah, Squareat went defunct in like 2 years

>>21547938
They still have these at the grocery pit down in Deedle. Not too bad for cheap cubes.

>>21547933
Kek that whole era of hyper optimized "food" startups was hilarious. Remember Juicero, the Juicer startup that required you buy these expensive proprietary bags to juice something only for people to open them and find they were just filled with shelf-stable juice? So you didn't need your retarded $1000 juicer at all?
A good way to identify a legit autist/sociopath is to see if they agree with the phrase "I wish I could swallow a pill for all of my daily nutritional needs." The inability to enjoy something as fundamentally human as a nice meal seems to have driven that partiular VC investment bubble.

>>21549021
These companies aren't started to last, but to siphon money

>>21547019 (OP)
mmmmm blender cube

>>21548647
One guy gets it at least.

>>21547019 (OP)
I am not a Puccian chmobik, so I do not eat the meatcubes.

Metric food cubes must be individually cooked as appropriate then assembled.
Alternatively cubes may be sized such that they all require the same duration of heating. This of course requires normalizing based on the dimensional limitations of the particular ingredients.

>>21547933
DYSTOPIA AVERTED

>>21550368
>basmati food cube
>broccoli food cube

>>21549021
I agree with the sentiment of not wanting to cook everyday or even twice a week but prefering the jooze sloppa to a personal chef is just... you are in behold of a certified autistic demon.

>>21547938
>Zone Approved snack for male children
Huh?

>>21550415
15 minute zone, goy. Own nothing and be happy

>>21550415
It's a Tim and Eric joke. "Zone Theory for men." Tim got weirdly political ever since Trump.

>>21549021
Hyper-optimized food only sounds like a valid business proposition for the MRE game and even then you need to give a soldier some real grub every now and then for morale.

>>21547938
>brown flavour
what did it taste like?