Thread 21548156

Cookin up some Philly Cheesesteaks

what are the vita weats and apricots for?

>>21548169
What a strange question to ask

>>21548158
Oh my favorite song? stinky poo by deucey

>>21548184
I like spookie coochie

>>21548199
I love me some smack the pony and leave

>>21548254
I will admit the cream cheese and bagel was an interesting take on a cheesteak. You really fucked it up with those huge chunks of steak and the broccoli though, you made a stirfry bagel

>>21548156 (OP)
Too expensive for my blood, but should be good

>>21548156 (OP)
What in the absolute fuck are you doing, boy?

Congrats, OP. It’s a complete fucking abortion of a cheesesteak. What the fuck were you thinking?

>>21548449
There was no broccoli in the cheesesteaks, the broccoli was a side.
And the steak was tender enough a toothless old meth whore could have eaten it.

>>21548184
based stinky poo enjoyer

If I ordered a cheese steak and got that you'd have a big problem

>>21548225
interesting philly cheesesteaks, id eat it

>>21548156 (OP)
you're making me so hugry I'm too lazy to even wash my pan

>>21548906
>If I ordered a cheese steak

>>21548254
0/10 use real bread next time

>>21548969
>0/10 use real bread next time
>implying the bread constitutes the entirety of the sandwich
I give your 0/10 a 0/10 fuckface.

>>21548156 (OP)
Look at those prices, even reduced it's still cheaper to get most meals at restaurants than cook at home.

how is this even remotely a "philly" cheesesteak?

>>21549050
It's my interpretation of a Philly Cheesesteak, dumb nazi

>>21548184
kek. negros are nature's clowns

>>21549111
racis

>>21548254
That pasta looks like shit.

>>21549126
yeh the shrooms made it looks a bit queer

"we'll pay you $100 for every thread you can make of posting inedible bullshit on /ck/ and attempting to pass it off as a real meal"
"wait, u guys dont want me posting on pol anymore?"
"nah man your skillset is optimal for ck"

>>21548225
Bagels are an interesting choice but I like the use of mascarpone, best cheesesteak I ever had had cream cheese mixed in with the regular cheese and it was delicious and gooey

>>21548254
i wont lie, i liked your pork belly and some other stuff you posted. this is your worst work i've seen so far. as a philadelphian, i'm insulted.

>>21550074
>as a philadelphian, i'm insulted.
taking offense is a choice. I certainly didn't mean to offend and in no way claim to be an authority on Philly Cheesesteaks.
I have made them 2 or 3 times.

>>21550074
Why? Did you invent the philly cheesesteak?

>>21550157
then call it an aussie cheesesteak. just disassociate philly from your creation.
>>21550180
no but to make a philly cheesesteak, especially outside of philly, demands you remain as authentic the recipe as possible. he used the wrong cut of beef, sliced the meat far too thick, used fucking mascarpone and broccoli on a bagel.... that might be a cheesesteak but it's far from a philly cheesesteak. these things matter.

>>21550192
>no
OK then. Maybe try not to take ownership of something you didn't even invent. Maybe try not to have pride in something that has nothing to do with you.

>>21550196
it's not a philly cheesesteak.

>>21550196
Calling OP's creation a "Philly Cheesesteak" is like calling a Shrimp Taco a Maine Lobster Roll.

>>21550192
>then call it an aussie cheesesteak. just disassociate philly from your creation.
come to Melbourne and make me you little philly bitch.

>>21550198
OK. Try not to get offended, it's not your recipe that the anon is trying to culturally appropriate.

>philly cheese steak
>Bagel
It would be righteous to nuke australia for this. Total Aussie death

>>21550202
Shrug

>>21550203
don't have a fuccking sook because you munted the cheesesteak, lean into your abomination and slap some vegemite on it

>>21550211
>don't have a fuccking sook
I'm having a sook as much as you are not a philly bitch. Howbouthat?

>>21550214
i bleed green nigga, you dont know shit about me. 20th and fairmount pull up

>>21550215
>i bleed green nigga
you might be color blind.

>>21550219
i can promise you that's not a philly cheesesteak

>>21550225
haha I guess he stopped goose stepping and started goose flying

>>21550215
Are... are y-you the inc-inc-incredible h-hulk?

>>21550245
Cheesesteaks morherfucker

>>21548156 (OP)
>Reduced

>>21550252
Sometimes it’s hard to see the bargain, especially if you’re a dumb fucking frog.

>>21550246
I was bruised and battered, I couldn't tell what I felt. I was unrecognisable to myself...

>>21550272
Bruce Springstein is a fucking faggot

>>21550272
At least you remember music homie

>>21550274
>>21550275
Thanks! Remember nobody wins, unless everybody wins

>>21550258
reduced usually means you better use it up before it spoils

Wins what? A text based singing competition on a basket weaving forum?

>>21550278
That applies to everything, Meinstein

>>21548254
what hell

>>21548156 (OP)
no sliced ribeye. you have already failed.

>>21549310
this

>>21551309
That was two dinners ago so I couldn’t care less but here’s me breakfast

And me apple a day (earl grey)

Cookin up some madras curry extra spiced with spicey spices from the spice cupboard.

>>21548254
im cooking up some diarrhea in my small intestine

gonna plate real soon brb

Oh God, he's at it again.

>>21552088
Is this how you define yourself?

The vibrancy!

There’s some raisins in the rice aye

>>21552151
Looks wholesome and nourishing.
Would.

>>21552156
Yeh it is mostly, until you eat a clove or bay leaf

>>21552111
I wouldn’t say its my best work but thanks for posting it anyways. :v)

>>21552740
(you’re the clove)

Bagels suck for sandwiches. That meat deserves a hoagie or at least a roll.

>>21554339
they were good for the experience

>>21554438
Maybe I was being a little harsh when I said it sucks. I just love hoagies.

>>21548254
you can do better. Apply yourself

>>21556022
OH OK FUCKHEAD HOW ABOUT YOU ENLIGHTEN ME ON HOW YOU WOULD IMPROVE THE MEAL I MADE USING THE INGREDIENTS I HAD?

>>21548156 (OP)
Do you realize how much fucking money and, more importantly, TIME cooking up your own philly cheesesteaks took? You could have gone to fucking Hardee's and ordered 2-3 and DEMOLISHED those fuckers in like 10% of the time it took you to make that bullshit by hand.

>>21556515
a large proportion of my food is subsidized by various government and private organizations.
Shout out to Toyota and Deb, the lady in the park.