Thread 21548168

tea edition

>>21548168 (OP)
what's your favorite swan recipe?

>>21548170
advanced fish cooking technique, only allowed for master cooks

>>21548173
chinese fish a la sociopath, would you try it?

>>21548176
mexican-croatian migrant tries his hand at tacos, did he succeed?

>>21548178
like steak, but for breakfast, is this a legitimate food?

>>21548183
traditional canadian leftover wraps

>>21548185
Smart figurine named Al Dente

It helps cook pasta, starts singing when it's actually al dente.

>>21548187
artisanal pasta, i seriously hope you guys aren't buying that machined shit

>>21548192
i'll be back with more amazing videos later

>>21548187
>He was just a kid

>>21548193
Thank you

>>21548192
>1$ per piece

>>21548252

$1

>>21548252
>>21548273

pasta alla tuscanella

>>21548173
People just be overdoing shit for no reason.

>>21548321
meat on a wall

>>21548340
is this how they make those rooms in the hellraiser movies?

>>21548173
My mum had a specific cutting board just for filleting eel. She'd nail the head and tail to the board so it doesn't move while she removed the meat from the spine. Y'know they still move even after being technically dead? I use to watch them writhe in the pan or on the grill while being fried or cooked over coal.

>>21548178
Actually, I've made Hungarian-inspired tacos using csirke vadas and cabbage as a filling.

>>21548534
are you chinese?

>>21548539
Neapolitan, the Chinese of Europe.>>21548538

>>21548340
I miss the days when kids used to get beaten for wasting food like this

>>21548168 (OP)
>wemb

>>21548968
the chad third world slurper vs the virgin western sandwich in a paperbag

>>21548986
You can take a man from Africa, but you can't take Africa from a man.

>>21548170
would eat that officer's swan for sure

>>21549048
based

>>21549053
Same. What kind of euro is she? French?

>>21548173
This is a fairly ancient way of cooking fish. I think it has a specific name

>>21549048
This is quite comfy honestly. Wouldn't mind it

>>21548168 (OP)
I FREAKIN LOVE SCIENCE

>>21549080
>8.1g
I saw that. You fucked up.

>>21549080
the only coffee snobs i ever met were coworkers but they were too dumb to sound snobby
it was still pretty cringe hearing them talk
they reminded me of how my college friends used to talk about strains of weed

>>21548967
are all the nerves in his hands just gone after doing that for years?

>>21548176
I would be inclined to pay for it, then start vomiting everywhere, especially before I paid. maybe get ambulanced out of there.

>>21548866
So the guy who usually dumps the same 30 videos doesn't catch this thread with his filters.

>>21548187
mmm microplastics

>>21548170
I want to eat a fucking swan
Why dont I get to eat a swan

>>21549602
if your hand is wet and the oil is hot enough it'll create a layer of steam that repels the oil for a short time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTOCAd2QhGg

it's the same reason people heat up frying pans until the water beads up and glides around the surface because it makes food stick less due to the leidenfrost effect

>>21548968
Piss bucket?

>>21548340
>>21548848
This may seem wasteful, but it isn't.

The purchaser of the wall meat has returned their money into the cash cycle, increasing GDP and making everyone a little bit better off. In addition, by purchasing the meat they showed demand for this product, which means that more cows will be born and given Life. All in all there is zero waste here thanks to the efficiency and magic of capitalism.

>>21548183
Overcooked.

>>21549661
retard

>>21549637
>yfw he looks for and posts in these threads manually

>>21550178
Why does she have old lady palms?

>>21550292
cause she's an old mexican lady

>>21550059
no u

>>21548170
Good
Swans are complete dicks for no reason
Fuck them

My breakfast :D

>>21550313
Gordon Ramsay could NEVER

>>21550313
Overcooked. : (

>>21550313
is it cooked in jizz?

>>21550313
how do you make it unstick from stainless steeal?

>>21550313
>has to put a ton of butter
>has to mix in another recipient beforehand
>can barely move it during cooking
>can barely cook it and it has to be dripping otherwise it sticks
God I hate having to use stainless. I still do because non-stick is poison and I'm a responsible father but it sucks.

>>21550445
Preheat the pan, add oil/butter

>>21550468
I can make omurice omelettes in my SS pan

>>21550488
>add oil/butter
like half a liter?

>>21550491
Nigger I used 3/4th of a teaspoon, it’s goat ghee

https://files.catbox.moe/w4dc04.mp4

https://files.catbox.moe/0yhymw.mp4

>>21548168 (OP)
this makes me rationally angry

>>21548173
>>21549070
>This is a fairly ancient way of cooking fish. I think it has a specific name

Crucifixion? Burning at the stake?

>>21549865
sybau

>>21550296
no really, I'm not joking. you think you reply was smart but you forgot one fucking thing: that oil is nowhere hot enough to flash water off of your fingers. Retard.

>>21550638
what part do you disagree with?

webm threads used to be interesting and fun

>>21550710
No they've always been the same shit

>>21550516
From that webm, I knew you were Italian. That is the most Italian kitchen ever. Why are our kitchens so easy to spot? Is it the stove?

>>21549059
>>21549070
>based
>This is quite comfy honestly. Wouldn't mind it
You must be joking. After spending 12 hours driving a truck, the last thing id want to do is spend more time in the fucking truck cooking and watching shitty tv shows. How about a bit of fresh air? In a quiet park or garden? Whyd he just stop by the side of the road with cars going up and down?
Driving is honestly only based if you can set your own time and honestly, do it purely for pleasure. As soon as you make it your job, your doing meth and pissing in bottles so you can make the shipment on time for mr sheckleberg.

>>21550747
It’s because we’re poor and we buy the most basic shit ever.
That stove has 30 years lmao, I’m going to change it soon with something modern and good.

>>21550710
you were just younger

>>21548192
>By hand
>Use a rod, a knife
It's a scam

is it true that you have to spend 3 years peeling mandarins at a Michelin restaurant before they let you touch the skillet?

>>21550843
ferrus manus seething

how to prepare authentic artisanal paninis without the chemicals that the frozen ones have

authentic homemade mozzarella (don't ask about the milk...)

>>21550846
You can peel the pith off a mandarin like that? I had no idea. I always just pinch at it with my fingers to get big strings of it off and resign myself to eating the bits that I can't get to. I'm going to try this next time I eat one.

>>21550894
>picks up wooden spatula
>gently touches the top of the rice ball with spatula
>puts spatula away
>never uses it again
???

>>21550753
You'll never understand, B-level driver.

>>21550874
This guy's asshole is blown the fuck out

>>21550956
hes just italian

>>21550647
>>21549070
>This is a fairly ancient way of cooking fish. I think it has a specific name
Salmon prepared like this is called "loimulohi" in Finnish. Can't be directly translated since "loimu" means the flicker and flutter of the open fire. Basically means "salmon prepared at open fire". Wikipedia claims it to be "blazing salmon" which imho doesnät carry out the meaning well. wikipedia.org/wiki/Loimulohi
Seemingly other peoples do this as well.

>>21550912
>he doesn't know about the spatula
should we tell him?

>>21550894
All those poor shrimp out of a job

>>21550912
showing off that it had something more advanced to use right after

>>21550468
Barely enough fat to coat the pan.
It wouldn't be an omelette if you didn't beat the eggs beforehand anyway
Why would it need to move while cooking?
Wtf are you even talking about?

>>21550874
everyone in this thread has now become gayer because of this webm

>>21550468
Also this.

I used the 20 cm SS pan instead of the 26 that would've been better for this specific dish, but it shows that you can do everything if you BELIEVE in yourself.

>>21551305
i don't have enough power of friendship to make my SS pan do that...

>>21550874
I tried making it at home it absolutely does not turn out that well. Mine has consistently like extra wet ricotta

>>21551451
You probably used vinegar. Use rennet. Acid-set cheeses do not stretch. Enzyme-set cheeses do. You need that stretch to make mozzarella. Vinegar is an acid. Rennet is an enzyme. Epstein didn't kill himself.

>>21549048
Now that I think about it, I guess air fryers would be a godsend for truckers. Does a lot for its size.

>>21551305
WOWZERS le heckin tornado eggs! Add some avocado and toast and I'll slurp it up!

>>21551629
You are not very smart.

>>21551629
That's not tornado eggs

>>21548544
based capitone traditionalist

>>21549080
>using dark roast beans
>make coffee that is translucent as fuck

this is how I know you know less than nothing about making good coffee.

>>21552293
Oh no, the coffee police is here.
Act cool

I didnt like any of these

>>21552379
I hear that you like cheese.

>>21552330
not really food, but still cool

>>21552386
i'm impressed the amount of food these two women manage to eat

this thread needs seafood

>>21552383
>jack does confit
i can forgive the pan not being heated enough because that's a common mistake but why does he just let it fall and splash oil everywhere. and with such a dramatic pause first.

>>21552398
Jack is actually retarded.

>>21552389
You are not very smart.

>>21550659
>For water, the Leidenfrost temperature is typically around 193°C (379°F)
you think the oil isn't that hot? fuckface

>>21552416
I think what upset me the most was the use of McDonald's thin, limp dick fries for this.

>>21552427
oh it's a bot, that makes sense

>>21550710
No, they were just HOW DOES HE GET OUT!?

>>21548968
didn't expect to see the Hannover U-Bahn on 4chan today

>>21552482
a vibrant hub of ethnic cuisine

a'ight, thread's over, pack it boys

>>21552483
growing up there, Unterschichtler would sometimes spread their Döner all over the seats, and certain lines would be all sticky from spilled beer, but I someone slurping African slop is something I never encountered

>>21552443
Yeah. Definitely not very smart at all. You mouthbreathing fucking inbred.
>chocolate isn't food
lol
Reread >>21552427 a few dozen times until it sinks into your 'tard brain, you 'tard.

>>21552416
>>21552438
i've been to mcdonalds randomly ~ 6 months for ice cream and every -FUCKING- time the machine has been broken

>>21552490
How does he get out?

>>21552648
feet

>>21552657
and seet

>>21548173
HAMSTER
A DENTIST
HARD PORN
STEVEN SEAGULL

>>21552372
>everywhere I look something reminds me of her

>>21550894
This shit is flinging food everywhere, what the HELL

>>21550874
no gay shit but i would

>>21552330
Fake nails are disgusting.

>>21552386
>>21552390
They never swallow on camera, they just spit it out.

>>21552728
>They never swallow on camera, they just spit it out.
lewd

>>21552774
Cringe coomer retard.

>>21552789
eat some pineapples and live a little anon ~

>>21552383
>>21552404
Legit brain damaged. But he remains wholesome so that's what matters.

Webm unrelated.

>>21548176
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER

>>21552925
that completely unoptimized cooking line is odd, you could avoid a lot of waste by make a few cooking matrices. considering how few you would need making them would even be really cheap.

>>21549070
>What kind of euro is she? French?
gee, i wonder which cunt the RSPCA operates in

>>21552925
i wouldn't mind having the crusts, they would trash it anyways

>>21552416
i like the idea but Mc's fries are too soft to be dipped into ice cream, Carl's Jr's are a bit stiff enough to dip them

>>21553012
How would anyone outside UK know that without looking it up? also nobody in the video is british

pasta and bread combo always makes it look so tasty but just thinking that's is basically bread with more bread makes it odd

>>21552660
formerly chucks

>>21553418
those sandwiches looks good, too bad i can't find anywhere to buy a loaf of bread to make thick slices

>>21548187
how does he know?

>>21552416
that's one way to cultivate mass

>>21553548
I should

>>21552406
I would eat half of that pot of polenta on an ordinary day by myself with no problem. It's not an impressive quantity, the table is a gimmick to make it seem more than it is.

>>21548176
>camera pans up slightly
>it's asians
of course

>>21553916
that's a fairly small amount of polenta, you'd say?

>>21553930
Half a pot is a full ordinary plate, yes.
Don't be fooled by retarded gimmicks.
A pot is a reasonable serving for 2-3 people. 4-6 if eaten as a sidedish.

>>21552931
:^)

>>21552383
>afraid of cold oil
lmao

>>21553897
lose weight?

>>21552726
Not if a woman knows how to use em right

>>21550313
cute hand
pls be my bf

>>21553548
>>21553897

>>21552341
That's kinda hot.

>>21552393
with sweet potatoes

>>21554690
bread really is the ultimate slop

>>21548170
If it was any other animal id be annoyed but eating swans is pretty based. Fuck the royal family, everyone should eat their stupid swans.

>>21548183
Those are some of the fattest hands I've ever seen.

>>21548187
That makes no fucking sense since different typesof pasta have different cook times. What a horrible invention.

>>21555163
i looked it up and it plays a different sound at different intervals. so you're supposed to know it's done by what sound is being played. but it doesn't work properly either and plays at the wrong times. it's just some gimmick and worse than simply setting a timer on your phone or microwave or whatever.

>>21548321
looks pretty good but are those sun dried tomatoes?

>>21550753
yeah, he should grab a lot lizard and take her behind the gas station

>>21555224
Why not just take out a noodle? Do people really need to leave the stove for 7-9 minutes for really important matters that they can't come back after 5 minutes to check?

>>21555364
I wish that was my dick

>>21548340
>Yi Xi
ha.

>>21552382
>le long cheese

>>21550865
your shit is gonna come out liquid with all this fat, damn

>>21555364
do i pay extra for that?

>>21553440
>those sandwiches looks good
Are you brain damaged or brown? There is no other explanation.

>>21552604
these bots really haven't gotten much better at all

>>21553440
>open webm
>"pride"
>close webm
neat

>>21552352
Thank god that milk was organic. Would hate to think about the chemicals that would have been ion that casserole otherwise.

>>21549053
basado

>>21548176
asian people have no remorse

>>21548968
atleast he's as neat as he can be about it, might just be a busy day and that was his only chance to eat, hope he had some hand sanitizer tho

>>21552925
>But he remains wholesome so that's what matters.
>choking out your son and calling for the bombing of an entire people is wholesome

>>21555689
By Yank standards, that is wholesome.

>>21555881
beating your children is frowned upon here (now)

>>21549080

coffee snobs are so cringe that theyre based

>>21555689
>calling for the bombing of an entire people is wholesome

He fits right in with the average midwestern Christfag. That's not a radical take in most of the country.

>>21551629
>getting anally basted by a random webm of cooking eggs
uh ohhhhh

>>21552379
I should call her

>>21552352
>Cooking with Jaqueline.webm
Actually thought it was him from the thumbnail

>>21552636
It's never actually broken, they just don't want to clean it again.

>>21552417
The heat of the bird cooks the egg

>>21552379
>thatll be 29 dollars plus tip

>>21553405
they really should sell them as a product

>>21556353
that person seemed to have a hard time putting syrup on it

>>21548170
based?

>>21549865
>ChiCom
>"capitalism"
'smash a window to make jobs' is a core component of socialist economics, friend

>>21548183
Overcooked, and none of the oil was needed. Steak and eggs has been a popular breakfast forever. Usually the potatoes are made into hash, but just dicing them works too.

>>21555072
every thread people tell you that you are retarded and the shut up

>>21548192
You can tell it's genuine Italian pasta by the amount of hair on his hands.

>>21549080
>using a kitchen scale rather than manually counting your 60 beans.
Ngmi

>>21550894
The denso branding is a nice touch. I like seeing industrial badging on small appliances, it's why I have a Husqvarna sewing machine.

>>21553429
I found myself in the odd position of eating Mac n cheese with country fried potatoes. I marveled at the starch with starch combo working so well.

>>21552416
Needs more wrinkles and bracelets.

>>21552404
The claw of the bear, shreds the pork

>>21553548
I was not expecting the machine to be that big. I assumed it was like the size of a concrete mixer until the guy stepped up with the tool. Neat.

>>21552379
Very delicious looking.

>>21552372
When I said I wanted a hetero meal, but the chef was gay.

>>21553418
>brown hands
>dirty
>tons of sugary and oily sauces
As expected.

>>21552925
Man this is so cool.

>>21554016
What do you mean use them right? How can you rightly use fake nails?
They're disgusting.

>>21549070
She looks Syrian or Jeet maybe

>>21556353
Why not make a regular pancake and slice that?

>>21548185
>normal sized bite
>chews with his mouth closed
Good lad.

>>21548968
>earbuds
>attention locked on phone
Absolute NPC victim behavior.

>>21549048
>sitting up in bed for long periods of time
This dude's back and neck are going to be fucked and he won't know why.

>>21550894
This thing wasted like 30% of the food.

>>21552378
You just don't get it bro.

>>21552404
Didn't Knuckles have those in Sonic Adventure?

>>21552636
>tfw the mcdonalds time machine is always broken

>>21552416
Like these scrawny birds are gonna eat all that.
This is just retarded social media food.

>>21548170
Believe it or not Peking Swan is even better than Peking Duck

>>21551310
use lower heat and more butter

>>21556946
that wouldn't make anyone angry to generate views and engagement

>>21552648
He has to cook all the eggs

>>21556946
that would be pancake fettuccini

With audio: https://files.catbox.moe/2uppej.mp4

>>21554098
Why is everyone ITT obsessed with my hands?

>>21556353
I'm not a breakfast person but I'm intrigued by that idea.

>>21557762
I should call you

>>21557762
does stainless steel actually work? or is it mostly just for trolling online?

>>21550710
There are only so many webms.

>>21550710
no they weren't, you are thinking about tiktok

anyone got the one of the guy stirring the asian barista's latte art in his face, shit got scrubbed from the internet

>>21552490
based

>>21557776
Wait until you find out that Sri Lanka and South India have been doing that shit for years, only difference is that theirs are steamed. Look up string hoppers. One of the traditional toppings is this grated coconut + butter + brown sugar (or palm sugar) stuff and, actually, some Hindu festival is coming up on Wednesday where that same topping is put in, on and around fucking everything. Ganesh Chakalakamathafackasisboomba or whatever it's called. My wife's Hindu and she's gonna be making these dumplings tomorrow stuffed with that mixture to steam Wednesday.

>>21558328
thanks king

>>21552400
This would genuinely be a cool as fuck birthday party if I was back in 6th grade and the game was Halo CE. But you just know this is for a few fat dudes in their 30s.

>>21557762
post your asshole and they'll forget about your hands

>>21558524
No the hands are still important.

>>21550846
Honestly, if you could wear headphones and listen to music or audiobooks or podcasts, sounds like a sweet job.

>>21558328
Love it.

>>21548170
sick of this bs
they are not seeking asylum
they are seeking the free money government gives them. that is all

>>21549865
>showed demand for this product, which means that more cows will be born and given Life
Unironically how christians think.

>>21552376
Keep on rockin dude

>>21552400
>only five monitors all on the ground

>>21558517
Theres number candles beside the cake, 1-2, and there's no booze so it's probably not for a 21 y.o.

>>21548170
Would the jeeta

>>21548176
Japanese.
Live sashimi. Can be quite artsy and complicated.
>>21549603
It's not raw. The head is frozen before the body is fried in oil to keep the head alive.

>>21548967
Jeet final boss

>>21548192
i cooka da pasta

>>21557022
either that or he's not an autistic that cares about how random strangers in public are eating their food

>>21548192
Is this really how they did it? I head they had a board they used instead that let them roll the basic shapes, and would they really spend so much time making wacky fancy spiral noodles?
Probably only during a famine when they had to cook but didn't have any food.

>>21551033
I was introduced to it during a family vacation to Seattle, we went to a Native American tourist trap called Tillicum Village. They basically butterflied the salmon open and cooked it a similar way.

https://townsquare.media/site/1137/files/2023/09/attachment-TILLICUM-salmon-filets.jpg

>>21548168 (OP)
>because of the gaps
Nope. It's because God forces it off the prongs

>>21548192
BITCH
I can buy that shit for 99 cents at the store. It comes in a big box, there's loads of em inside.

>>21558543
Like any kitchen, even if it's just food prep, you have to be fast, productive, and efficient. You're thinking of a dishwasher or something, they'll have 100 other foods to prep in more ridiculous and specific ways that they WILL yell at you or fire you over.

>>21558714
Western countries will have to collapse before they do anything about those people.

>>21558328
Thank you anon. This made my night.

>>21548340
based plaster master

>>21559039
God is in the gaps

>>21551033
We call it Flammlachs in German.
Honestly is a super simple way of preparing fish at open fires, probably every culture with any access to fish and wood has a variation of it.

>>21556402
this. they collided with the "pancakes" like 3 times

>>21560085
those are fake hogs

>>21560085
>mcdonaids

>>21550313
Way too brown.

>>21560107
racism is not allowed outside of /pol/

>>21560116
Nigger

>>21560120
rude

>>21558328
i like how you can see the guy in the back laugh if you look at his elbows/arms. a quick chuckle was clearly elicited at the expense of his coworker
fucking LOL

>>21560256
veredict: needs more cheese and browner hands

>>21560085
>AI slop

>>21560256
You could probably make two great burgers with those ingredients instead of that crap

>>21548187
and the boiled plastic adds a unique flavor

>>21549080
bugs me he didnt pour out the bloom water. I know a lot of tryhards don't pour it out, but in this case there's also just a lot of bloom water.

>>21560628
>>21549641
if boiling water is never able to get above 100 celsius (212 F)
couldnt you just use a plastic that is inert until way above that temperature?

Got some Dian Hong Cha recently it's good

>>21548168 (OP)
Someone post that chocolate cake receipe with two small dogs 69ing and humping

>>21552372
who the hell is mike pence

>>21552330
Can't hate on this, it's delightful! Would have loved it as a child

>>21552341
The sex just be pelvis breaking for the guy to put up with her. She has a pretty face, only needs to lose weight though

>>21552372
Something about this video is just very mean spirited, it's not amusing or funny at all. Don't know what they were doing for, definitely but not "haha pussy in food" type silly message

>>21560085
It's fake. If you go to McDonald's in Japan nowadays the workers are often brown, from India or Pakistan.
Not often the one working the register because they don't speak Japanese, but those making the food, often.

>>21560116
Faggots are not allowed outside of rebbit, yet here you are.

>>21561350
this seems universal

>>21552372
naughty anons get

>>21561423
homie this stressed me out real quick

>>21561423
>let's trap those crabs in food in order to make a viral video
Typical brown way of thing.

>>21561439
You're going to bat for bugs, my guy.

>>21561445
Crabs aren't bugs you public school educated retard.
Brown asian sea monkeys are, though.

>>21560735
but the coffee precum has most of the taste

>>21552382
...is that Jerry Seinfeld?

>>21561451
Any invertebrate with an exoskeleton can be considered a bug, you homeschooled ignoramus. Not all bugs are insects.

>>21561473
Yeah I know that brown jungle monkeys have no back bone.
Crabs are not bugs though, you public school educated retard.

>>21561473
>man who has been institutionalized his entire life thinks "homeschooled" is an insult
Your parents didn't do a good job with your education.

>>21552382
>>21561465
>...is that Jerry Seinfeld?
more interestingly, isn't that the facial abuse hapa girl?

>>21561465
>...is that Jerry Seinfeld?
No it's not. It's just another New York jew, they all look the same because they're inbred.

>>21561483
>more interestingly, isn't that the facial abuse hapa girl?
No it's not, it's just another yellow lady, they all look the same because that race never developed individuality.

>>21561465
>>21561483
>What's the deal with Pizza Pot Pie?

>>21561477
Crabs are bugs, as you would know if you hadn't been sheltered from reality since developing consciousness and had ever interacted with another human being outside of your direct family unit/cult. So are pillbugs (not insects), mudbugs (also crustaceans), and viruses.

>>21561480
If you can't tell the difference between an insult and a diagnosis of the root cause of someone's complete unfamiliarity with colloquialisms, you should not try making any of either yourself.

>>21561477
this definition excludes a lot of common bugs like ants and spiders and centipedes
are you retarded?

>>21561492
>>21561503
>>21561531
bro is crashing out

>>21558378
are noodles just the carcinization of food

>>21550445
See how low her burner is set?
For eggs on stainless you set the pan to low, wait until the pan is hot, add the butter and it won't stick. If you pre-heat it too much the egg will stick.

I've been cooking eggs on stainless for decades. Fuck non stick.
>>21550468
>ton of butter
She used less than table spoon you mouth breathing retard.

>>21553634
>Subhuman calls americans mutts
every time