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Anonymous No.21550948 >>21550952 >>21550959 >>21550965 >>21550980 >>21550982 >>21550996 >>21551002 >>21551147 >>21551178 >>21551188
wtf is a cooking phobia?
Anonymous No.21550952 >>21551042
>>21550948 (OP)
Probably set the kitchen on fire once and subsisted off cereal and microwaved meals thereafter instead of dealing with their lack of skill.
Anonymous No.21550959
>>21550948 (OP)
grim
Anonymous No.21550965
>>21550948 (OP)
I have a fear of OP or Faggotphobia.
Anonymous No.21550980 >>21550986
>>21550948 (OP)
Another self diagnosed "condition" to excuse their inability to do something basic that doesn't immediately trigger dopamine kickbacks.
Anonymous No.21550982 >>21550987
>>21550948 (OP)
I worked at a restaurant that once hired a guy that was "fearful of uncooked food".
He had applied to be a cook and it never hit him that he'd be seeing raw foods. Even shit like dough and just cheese blocks made him sick.
Dude worked 3 shifts, vomited in 2 of them, and all 3 were cut short because he had to go home.

There are some insane fucking retards out there.
Anonymous No.21550984
>I am too lazy to cook food or don't know how so I blame some mystery mental illness I invented 5 minutes ago
Anonymous No.21550986
>>21550980
Anonymous No.21550987 >>21550990 >>21551015
>>21550982
let me guess, white?
Anonymous No.21550989 >>21550994
We have to realize as a society that there is a significant amount of people who should not be permitted to reproduce.
Anonymous No.21550990 >>21551015
>>21550987
Extremely white.
Anonymous No.21550994
>>21550989
I should be put in a position of power to decide this. It has to be me, I am the only one capable.
Anonymous No.21550996 >>21551001 >>21551009 >>21551025
>>21550948 (OP)
I remember the first time i cooked something. I was like 10, told my dad that i was hungry, he told me to make some noodles, i said that i was scared of getting burned, he told me to stop being a pussy and refused to cook for me so i had no choice but to slowly and carefully make them myself. Clearly the guy in the OP didn't have a father figure growing up
Anonymous No.21551001
>>21550996
K. Pussy.
Anonymous No.21551002 >>21551007 >>21551008 >>21551183 >>21551223
>>21550948 (OP)
>get praised on the Internet for performing a simple task as long as you present yourself as having some mental dysfunction that boils down to "I could never do this before because I really didn't want to!"
The Internet encourages weak people to develop these stupid fake mental disorders so they can cash them in for easy attention and praise.
Anonymous No.21551007 >>21551024
>>21551002
It’s ok to be weak
Anonymous No.21551008
>>21551002
Why dont they just not?
Anonymous No.21551009 >>21551014 >>21551018 >>21551034
>>21550996
As long as he kept his responsibility and didn't yell at/punish you if you actually fucked up stuff in the kitchen I can see this as a good thing.
If he was just a lazy fuck and expected a 10 year old to not make a mistake that could cost him something he's just a bad parent.
Anonymous No.21551014 >>21551027 >>21551034
>>21551009
I assume it was microwaving ramen noodles or at most boiling spaghetti. Something a 10 year old should be able to do. Like fractions and long divisions are harder than that shit.
Anonymous No.21551015
>>21550987
>>21550990
>Let me guess, white?
>Extremely white.
Anonymous No.21551018 >>21551027 >>21551127
>>21551009
Oh no he's one of the hardest working men i've ever known. The whole time i could see him looking at the kitchen, probably ready to help me if i actually got hurt (although i didn't think that at the time)
Anonymous No.21551024
>>21551007
It's not okay to be unhinged, which weak people are prone to becoming if encouraged.
Anonymous No.21551025 >>21551034
>>21550996
My school luckily had a required home economics class. Everyone had to learn to cook, sew clothes, and do basic gardening.
I can't imagine growing up without these basic skills. My little brother is going through that same school now and home ec is gone but they do have literal kitty litter boxes in the bathrooms for the furry kids.
World is fuck.
Anonymous No.21551027
>>21551014
I'm thinking more like the handling of the equipment like a pot of hot water. I'm sure a 10 year old can functionally do all the steps but if you've never poured hot spagetti/noodles into a colander in the sink and it splashes some hot drops of water on your hands I would expect a 10 year old to adhere to his reflexes and surprise and perhaps drop the thing so it dents another thing or the floor. Perhaps gets hot water on something on the counter. It's probably not a disaster but some parents will lose their shit if kids damage something even if it was by their own "orders".

>>21551018
Sounds good anon.
Anonymous No.21551034 >>21551043
>>21551014
I was thinking like make a pack of instant ramen in a pot.
>>21551025
Woah this would never happen in the European country I live in.
>>21551009
Why do you have to make negative assumption?
Anonymous No.21551042 >>21551048
>>21550952
Sounds like a firephobia or explosionphobia
Anonymous No.21551043
>>21551034
>Why do you have to make negative assumption?
Why did you only read half my post? Somehow just the LATER half of it?
Anonymous No.21551048 >>21551090
>>21551042
The only phobia I have that I can think of and it's like a rational fear so I'm not even sure if it counts but chainsaws and heavy machinery scare me.
Anonymous No.21551088
I have a coworker (f) who doesn't cook, ever. Almost asked her what use she has, but it's rather obvious.
Anonymous No.21551090
>>21551048
pretty reasonable, no one wants to be the guy who had an accident with the chainsaw and now all of his friends call him Stumpy
Anonymous No.21551127 >>21551164
>>21551018
Your lucky. My parents were those kind that expect a 6 year old to be perfect at everything off the bat and then beat you when you need help.
Anonymous No.21551147
>>21550948 (OP)
Made up.
Anonymous No.21551164
>>21551127
I only really was able to get in to cooking when I moved in to my own place and before that I would experiment with dishes when my mom was on holiday. She would go in to a demonic rage whenever I tried using the kitchen for some reason. The first thing I made when I moved in to my own apartment was Shrimp tagliatelle in Amaretto sauce. I was like oh maybe this is why I was never allowed to cook if I learned to do it myself I would realize how fucking shit bland and overcooked my mom's dishes are.
Anonymous No.21551178
>>21550948 (OP)
LOL did this dude trick people into updooting a picture of five raviolis with half a tub of sour cream on the side?
Anonymous No.21551181
i hate to say it but fear of cooking is reasonable compared to most """"phobias"""" because doing it wrong can hurt you or burn your house down if youre extra retarded
Anonymous No.21551183 >>21551198 >>21551198
>>21551002
Whats funny is that these guys are so scared of everything but stop being afraid when they're getting showered in 5000 meaningless internet points. These kinds of posts literally never get deleted.
Reddit is the most delusional userbase. It's literally all trannies and obese people that would have 0 signs of depression of they ate healthy and got sunlight.
Anonymous No.21551186 >>21551189
They're just worried about fucking it up so they don't even try. It's not a real phobia
Anonymous No.21551188
>>21550948 (OP)
retardation, no proper role model to teach them cooking, etc.. I know a woman who is so afraid of cooking meat she basically just eats vegan shit and occasion take out.
Anonymous No.21551189
>>21551186
this. spiders and fear of being eaten by fat people are the only real phobias since those are things out of your control
Anonymous No.21551198
>>21551183
Honestly it's crazy what happened to Reddit used to be such a nice website before they started banning all the "bad" subs. Same thing happened to Twitch.
>>21551183
Tbf I burned the toaster like at least 5 times growing up while I was watching TV in the living room. The only scary thing about cooking is leaving your kitchen unattended.
Anonymous No.21551217
Something that isn't real. Something redditors make up and post for attention. Something other redditors take a screencap of and post on 4chan for attention. Go back.
Anonymous No.21551223
>>21551002
>the internet enc-
Faggot retard. Stop passing the blame to inanimate objects. People did this, not the internet.