Thread 21551115

Post food non-Americans don't understand.

>>21551115 (OP)
anon that's...that's not something to be proud of. that's like being the monkey in the zoo that sticks his finger up his ass, smells it, sees all the people at him laughing at him and then thinking "heh, they're jealous they never understand"

>>21551139
>t. country that has never been to space

>>21551139
Looks like we caught a live one!

>>21551158
>loser that has done nothing with their life
>has to live vicariously through people they share nothing in common with other than country of origin
Like clockwork lol

I'm american and I still don't understand why anyone would eat that

>>21551168
oh the ironing

>>21551115 (OP)
would totally give it a try. looks like a fun international experience. the burger is german, the donut polish, the croissant french (it is a cronut, right?), the sprinkles australian.

>>21551115 (OP)
The fucker who came up with this must have thought, "We put bacon on hotcakes with syrup."

>>21551168
>never ate a donut burger
>claims to have done something with her life

>>21551115 (OP)
Texas BBQ

>>21551115 (OP)
Sloppy Joes

>>21551115 (OP)
Sweet Iced Tea

>>21551115 (OP)
Monkey Bread

>>21551115 (OP)
Crawfish

>>21551115 (OP)
The best kind of pizza

>>21551362
this I 100% want to try

>>21551379
It's good, my parents make it every Christmas morning.

>>21551139
I hope you realize by now this thread was started by a non-American to make fun of Americans

>>21551115 (OP)
mozzarella sticks with marinara dip

>>21551115 (OP)
Jalapeño poppers

>>21551344
>scones with bechamel UHURHURHURHUR

>>21551115 (OP)
Blooming Onion. This is S tier for the first few bites.

>>21551412
forgot picrel

>>21551415
this is australian though
>source: outback steakhouse

>>21551414
Troon juice is best sip.

>>21551450
In Amer'ca Bread comes in cans.

>>21551373
Lol wut. It's an annual festival in august in countries like Sweden to eat crayfish on top of eating it all the damn time the rest of the year

Studies show that Americans have the biggest hugest cocks in the world.

Y'all jealous of our amazing American cuisine
We invented the hamburger y'all.
USA USA USA

>>21551502
>Studies show that Americans have the biggest hugest cocks in the world.
*Studies show that Americans ARE the biggest hugest cocks in the world.
FTFY.

>>21551500
how do you eat such a monstrosity without making a mess?

>>21551526
I have a very large penis

>>21551526
I don't think they eat it, it's just for show like their guns.

Although they might tow it behind their mobility scooters.

>>21551530
sorry, I'm straight
>>21551534
>it's just for show
such a pitty

>>21551552
Don't care if you're straight or not if I want you boipussy I'll take it even if you fight back. I didn't mean you were gay (which you are) in my post I just meant I could eat all that because I have a big dick and I'm not a little fairy pantywaist like you that can't eat it you gay as shit mass replier.

>>21551344
I always thought this was an Angloid thing is it actually native to here?

Nothing beat the good ol' American classic

What's your favorite brand /ck ?

>>21551526
The real answer is you take one bite with your hands so your friend can snap a picture, then eat the rest with a knife and fork.

It comes in a carrying case so it's really not that bad. Here's the hot dog version btw.

>>21551564
thanks for the explanation

>>21551395
only time I ever willingly consume this is if it's put on a fastfood sandwich and I'm desperate enough to eat one. Dad loved it though but he wasn't right in the head.

>>21551115 (OP)
A Luther is delicious but who in their right mind cuts a donut or uses a frosted? It’s two glazed donuts for the bun

>>21551592
people with highly developed taste buds who need more flavor

>>21551592
>but who in their right mind cuts a donut or uses a frosted?
Fat people who need more sugar.

>>21551592
>but who in their right mind cuts a donut or uses a frosted?
Americans baby.

USA USA USA USA

>>21551609
He said "who in their right mind". Your answer is invalid.

>>21551620
if americans were ever right in the head, that product wouldn't exist

>>21551115 (OP)
I understand all too well!!

>>21551115 (OP)
You're right. I'll never understand people who'd put shit like that into their bodies.

>>21551139
That monkey is happier than you will ever be.

>>21551493
This shit is the best.

>>21551115 (OP)
Where do you hold it without getting hands dirty?

>>21551511
>fiddles with his micropenis while watching Big White American Cock porn and guzzling some dirty Arab's cum

>>21551520

Why was this commercial shot in what looks like a brutalist gulag? 80s was a different time.

>>21551115 (OP)
>all americans are in hormonal state of a pregnant woman
than you for opening my eyes

>>21551348
That's burnt. Americans have no idea how to BBQ meat.

>>21551115 (OP)
I would try this if the donuts were, like, 50% as sweet as normal donuts

>>21551501
>crayfish
fggot detected. its CRAWFISH

>>21555200
You don't cook brisket medium rare, partner.
Not unless you want it the consistency of shoe leather.
The bark that forms from slow smoking is the best part of Texas brisket.

>>21554758
'Cause that's the bad burger joint, so obviously it's like commie shortages in there when they hand out the beef

>>21555197
That's really just the South, they love sweet shit. Diabeetus is an epidemic down there. I don't know why they're like that though

>>21551115 (OP)
I hate meme burgers and sandwiches like this. The entire point is that you are able to eat it with your hands without making a mess. It's supposed to be a meal of convenience that is even able to be eaten on the go if you want. You'd have to either eat this with cutlery or get sticky chocolate shit all over your hands.

>>21551379
I made it last night, half of Joshua Weissman recipe. It was very good but I prefer cinnamon rolls since its less sticky

>>21555200
that's called bark, it's the rub caramelizing with the fat (of which there is a thick cap - look at the sliced sections).

It's not burnt, the coloration is caused from smoking

>>21557167
beautiful cope

now let's see the seethe

>>21557158
Do americans really?

>>21551115 (OP)
There's a reason why taking a big drink of chocolate milkshake inbetween bites of cheeseburger works but I don't know what it is. However that thing is just wrong.

>>21551358
We have Lipton iced tea usually comes in original/lemon and a peach flavour. Used to buy the peach one all the time. Very refreshing.

>>21551352
Looks messy. I imagine it would be like if Brits trying turning beans on toast into a sandwich.

>>21555200
Nowhere else on earth can possibly hope to compare to American BBQ. We invented BBQ and perfected it you shithole-dwelling double nigger.

>>21551139
Bro you’re projecting pretty hard right now.

>>21557562
Korean BBQ was rated the best in the world by an American expert

>>21557562
>>21558803
What now Mr American?

https://youtu.be/NPoTVZOy53A?feature=shared

>>21558812
Some guy on Youtube said something? Well, now I'm convinced!

>>21551139
No Monkey thinks that or has thought that. No American cares about what others think they eat.

I am European, yet I've understood and known every food in this thread. Am I stupid?

>>21559390
Exactly! And why would we?

OP posted a meme burger that only exists so you can say you ate one, and maybe you take a photo to prove it. Nobody eats that crazy bullshit on an average day
[spoiler]Well, okay, there's probably someone out there, but they don't live long enough to justify you getting be mad at them[/spoiler]
>>21559393
Nope, you're cool, Eurobro.

>>21559397

Thanks, Ameribro!

>>21551115 (OP)
you can serve that, it'll cause..... death

>>21551348
I'm a barbecue enthusiast and I'm yet to be enthralled by the view of a brisket. It looks like a lump of coal. I won't back off if I ever get the chance to eat it though

>>21551476
It doesn’t look bad, but it’s packing very little nutrition for its weight. There are better things to preserve.

>>21559499
>It doesn’t look bad
lol

>>21551115 (OP)
I'm American and even I don't understand why all American "foods" are breaded, deep fried, or loaded with sweeteners. It's all absolute shit. I literally have to cook my own food for every meal just to not be a fatass. I look around me when I go out and see nothing but herds of gluttonous fatasses murdering themselves with shit food filled with shit. I've tried it before and it even tastes like shit. How are my fellow Americans so shameless?

>>21559504
It looks like Soreen.

>>21551373
Nothing "non-Americans don't understand" about it. Still common in eastern Europe, and somewhat remembered in most of the rest (need extra clean rivers, died out in most places, under protection in most of the remainder.)

>>21562080
IIRC, Americans don't understand it either. In fact nobody understands it, it's just occasionally bought for the memes, "worst food competition", "I ate the most disgusting thing ever" etc.

>>21551139
>anon that's...that's

>>21562080
had that back in the 80's along with government cheese. you know what it tasted like?

chicken. weird right?

>>21551139
wow you should write for john oliver

>>21562080
>>21562098
You bring something like this when you go on a hiking/camping trip for 5+ days, not that any of you soyboys would relate

>>21562332
>I'm a self-reliant alpha macho cave man because I bought a yeti cooler and a osprey bag

As a genuine answer to the foods that non-Americans just wouldn't get, mostly due to their cultural history tied in to both the meals and the prep
>Thanksgiving Turkey
>The 9999 localized pie variants (especially apple and pumpkin)
>Greasy burgers n fries from the local shack
>American pizza and the constant feud over its variants
>Applejack
>Moonshine
>Bold California Red Wine
>County Fair fried oreos, funnel cakes, and lemonade

The biggest difference in food is the breakfasts though. Every culture does them differently, but no one does breakfasts like America. The big breakfast spreads, shrimp n grits, donuts n coffee, hash, ect. England has the English breakfasts, but for the rest of the world that understands that black pudding is not fit for human consumption, and beans are not meant to be combined with slices of bread, it falls short. France has a pretty good breakfast, but its largely just pastries, or eggs prepared in one specific (albeit good) way. Traveling overseas is great for trying new foods, but Americans breakfasts are always what I find myself missing the most.

State/City Specific Foods

New Orleans
>Gumbo
>Jambalaya
>Seafood Boils
>Charred Oysters
Virginia
>Good Virginia Honey Smoked Ham
>Blue Crab
Chicago
>Chicago Hot Dogs
>Chicago Pizza
Miami
>Key Lime Pie
Philly
>Philly Cheesesteak
Detroit
>Detroit Pizza
Hawaii
>Macadamia Nut Pie
>Kalua Pork
Maine
>Clam Chowdah

S'mores by the campfire

>>21551139
Kek this post raised quite a few shart's blood pressures

freshly picked apples, caramel apples, and apple cider from the local orchard in the fall

pumpkin seeds and pumpkin bread from the patch too

Chicken n Waffles

>>21562415
Oh God I know I'm a subhuman nigger beast but Holy Fuck it's always the best

For a US food that both non-Americans and Americans don't understand- Pittsburgh Pizza.
>barely cooked dough
>cold tomato sauce
>uncooked shredded cheese on top

I have a friend up there that tries to defend it by saying its "just like a giant lunchable"

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro4BWhD4uVk

>>21562448
alternatively
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnOha4mMeSw

>>21562457
or how about the good version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t4tUeqjcjI

>>21551115 (OP)
yummy, red!

>>21562424
>"just like a giant lunchable"
why opt for lunchable when you can have pizza? your friend seems brainwashed

>>21557169
You just posted it.

>>21562405
This, yuropoors will never know autumn bliss like we do.

>>21551158
anon if you bothered to crack a book open from time to time you'd see that almost every country worth mentioning has been to space, it is no longer special.

>>21551348
barbecue is probably the only thing I'd travel to the USA to eat, bbq over here is just sausages and steaks with no art to it.

>>21557169
>>21563186
kek perfect response

>>21559365
Need the Double Down back in my country
If we want to collapse and die, we should be able to

>>21551358
sweet ice tea is very common in SEA, I even met an old lady in Vietnam that does sun tea like my hippy granma

>>21562424
That will be $25 plus tip

>>21551158
Wait, they have superfat donut burgers in Russia?

>>21557562
>we invented cooking meat over fire
There is nothing an american will not take credit for

>>21562332
There's many, many, better, tastier and more caloric dense foods you can bring on an actual 5+ days hiking trip. Note that I said "hiking" because "rolling up somewhere with your cuck trailer and staying on a made lawn with actual toilets nearby" is not "camping".

>>21551115 (OP)
Nasty

>>21558803
Ahahahaha! I really like Korean food but one of my least favorite Korean foods is bulgogi. I'll take a top-quality American barbeque over top-quality bulgogi any day of the week.

>>21559496
Are you a non-American? A lot of American food uses a lot of crappy processed stuff. However, barbeque typically eschews all that stuff and is made from scratch. Check out this video of British people tasting American-style barbeque for the very first time.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/0G5xcQJqwgnQ

>>21551115 (OP)
Can any American bros explain the purpose or complimentary bread/ bread service?
It's a small bun like bread already on your table when you go to sit down. It's free and a part of the service but you don't get anything to put on the bread (i may be wrong here iirc some places do give you jam or butter, it's already there along with the bread)
I'm not very familiar with western dining culture. What is the purpose of the bread? I mean aren't you ordering food anyway?

>>21567143
At any restaurant I’ve went to that gives free bread at the start, they always give butter or some kind of spread or dip with it. The only one I can think of that doesn’t is Olive Garden and thats because their bread is already seasoned so it tastes fine on its own

>>21567143
Yes but you need something to eat while you're waiting for your food or something, you obsessed faggot. The customer is always right or whatever

You eat the bread, and Ive never not gotten butter with the bread

>>21551139
Idk man I like smelling my own farts tbf

>>21551115 (OP)
That looks like the sort of things I threw to the pigs, literal slop random discarded scraps.

>>21551115 (OP)
I'm American and don't understand that. I'm not sure anyone does. No one would eat and enjoy that. American cheese and choco sprinkle doughnuts do not compliment each other. Especially with greasy beef and bacon.

It's just a photo op gimmick. I've never once seen footage of someone actually eating such a monstrosity of calories. I see them eat burgers and desserts separately though.

>>21551343
Is that some sort of hashbrown puck? Never seen that before. Doesn't look right.

>>21551476
But no one eats that OR considers it bread. We have a lot of regional classics that are still produced but not commonly purchased and eaten by most Americans.

>>21551564
That must cost like $30 at a ballgame.

>>21551592
No. No one eats bacon cheeseburgers with ANY pastries as buns. Not you, not anyone.

>>21555200
It is not burned. It's perfect.

>>21555499
Maybe to someone even lower than you it's craw'dads'. Now you're the formal elitist faggot. How do you like it?
Crayfish.

>>21558836
This. Those people can be and are ignored.

>>21557562
>we invented barbecue
based retard

Oi, what's happening in here, I thought this was a board for pictures of food!

>>21568127
nah this is a board for subhumans from 3rd world countries to come and act superior about the things they put into their mouth and shit out. Honest mistake though

>>21551115 (OP)
I would enjoy a donut burger provided there was no sugar or glace or anything like that added

>>21568163
Karen is having her monthly

>>21551115 (OP)
>Post food non-Americans don't understand.

>>21568084
I tend to agree with you, however it's called "the Luther" because it's what Luther Vandross would eat these during his fiend phase. That's probably why he's dead and coke-fiend Alexander O'Neal is still alive

>>21568081
The beer alone is $20

>>21553228
>t. ozempic dick

>>21568480
You couldn't post a more Euro dish, you based retard.

Surprised Peanut Butter hasn't been posted

>>21567113
>A lot of American food uses a lot of crappy processed stuff.
... what the fuck are you even talking about?

>>21562424
>I have a friend up there that tries to defend it by saying its "just like a giant lunchable"

that was my thought. id try it for the nostalgia

>>21551436
they had this in sweden

>>21551501
do they taste like shrimp?

>>21551476
Squidchads rise up

>>21568081
Genuinely, it's $35, same as this burrito. It's stupid, but you're paying for the schtick and social media clout.

>>21569230
$8 for that bud light.

>>21562405
>>21563197
>europe has no apples

>>21569277
I love this stuff, but have to admit that my people don't like it

Layered Bologna Mayo Cake

So far I have understood and comprehended every single one of these meals. Nice try, m*tts

>>21551373
The biggest importer and consumer of crayfish is China

>>21551115 (OP)
Root beer, I've had multiple yuros tell me they think it tastes like medicine or cleaning chemicals

>>21572566
/mug/ enjoyers enjoy a mug of Mug.

>>21562302
this nigga ate chicken out a can lmao

>>21555200
Why am I not surprised that a non-American can't fathom smoking anything but pole?

>>21572721
Meanwhile, the rest of us who don't like sugary dirt water enjoy a delicious Barq's root beer. It has bite.

>>21571461
its not that Europe has no apples, its that America has many more varieties of them, many more apple orchards, and a greater emphasis on them in the Fall. The whole Johnny Appleseed myth came from settlers spreading them across the whole country.

>>21572817
*crack*
*sip*
yeah, this is going in my Mug Moments compilation

>>21572458
Hard to believe you had thanksgiving style turkey, applejack, or southern charred oysters as a Euro. Some of the base ingredients may be similar to what you have, but the prep is very unique to America, and frequently specific states have wildly different flavor.

>>21551500
>that'll be $499.99

>>21571761
Zero effort post, this is a gimmick gross food some individual made, not something you see America wide, or even across a US city. OP posted something that isn't eaten daily, but is common a common US fair food. If you wanted something abhorrent that was eaten across America, you could have easily posted the 1950's jello recipes, or some of the midwestern casseroles. Your research is poor and your hatred for America is shallow at best.

The drinks were more foreign to me than the food when I went to the US. "V8", sports drinks, flavored beer, and their idea of coffee... way more confusing than meat and cheese with sweet fried food.

>>21551373
Ha, joke's on you, Louisiana crawfish are an invasive species in Western Europe and I catch and cook them semi-regularly

>>21562405
>>21572833
Lolwut? Poland and Italy, put together, amount to less than a third of the US population and their combined production is 130% that of the US. I can name five different regions on the Atlantic coast that are famous for their cider off the top of my head. I literally work in an orchard where people come with their kids to pick apples and they can make their own juice with an old wooden press on certain days.

>>21572817
IBC is the best

>>21572799
Hey now, the hørgen børgens are pretty good at smoking salmon at least

>>21572986
>21562405 #
>>>21572833 #
>Lolwut? Poland and Italy, put together, amount to less than a third of the US population and their combined production is 130% that of the US.
China produces 10x more apples than America does but literally nobody associates apples with China because they aren't an important cultural food staple for them, apples in the US are synonymous with american food culture and they're a big part of our history and folklore from when we were a developing nation, what commonly known tall tales and folk heroes does fucking Italy have relating to apples?

>>21574121
Well we do have myths about a fruit that we've been eating for 7000 years, apples are a symbol of wisdom, there are legends surrounding certain areas and varieties, but it's trivial. The US is 18 times the land mass of France and yet only has three times the area dedicated to apple orchards. Sure, there are more cultivars in North America, but are there really many more varieties available to the public than the 50-100 varieties everyone knows ? Claiming apple pies are American is plain silly, it's like claiming blowjobs were invented in Hungary. I understand that apples are important in America, but they're absolutely not a uniquely American thing. There are apple festivals all over in the fall, every mother has a recipe for apple pie and apple sauce... You can claim whatever you want about pumpkins, those are American, but apples are first and foremost Eurasian.

>>21568480
>>21569263

Wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_chicken

>>21574296
>Sure, there are more cultivars in North America,
Nah even a quick look dispels that, even the UK developed more.

>The UK grows more varieties of apples than the US, with an estimated 2,500 varieties developed in the UK compared to the US's approximately 200 unique varieties.

>>21572833
> The whole Johnny Appleseed myth
Nobody knows of this except Americans, trying to get a sense of history, culture and belonging.

>>21574324
>Nobody knows of this except Americans
No shit Sherlock, it's an American cultural story. What are your cherished tales that make apples significant in your culture?

>>21574354
I don't know if you know this but the rest of the world has a REAL culture and history, we don't sit around and make up mythological stories about how we invented apples.

>>21574354
Not that anon but apple trees have been present in European mythology forever, being a sacred tree for the Celts, a tree of the gods that Hercules is challenged to reach, also the fruit of the gods' feasts, a tree that was a shelter from heathens for Saint Magloire, it's also present in tales like King Arthur or Snow White, it was the fruit of healing in the middle ages because it was used to treat wounds, Isaac fucking Newton, several regions have the apple as a symbol... In parts of northern France you have to order "virgin" coffee if you don't want apple brandy in it. It's so much a part of our culture that we take it for granted, it's the first thing we think of when thinking of fruit.

>>21574415
That's a reasonable answer.[spoiler] 4379 could learn from this guy.[/spoiler]

>>21574354
>>21574415
+ the old norse myth about the gods needing to eat Idunn's apples in order to stay young and healthy forever (Idunn gets kidnapped, so the gods start getting old n shit owo)

>>21551500
>$34.99

>>21574121
KEK

>>21575041
Yeah, the guy who seeded a buch of trees that were only good to make apple wine.
How does this go together with american muslim tier teetotalism, where even a drop of alcohol is considered a mortal sin and anyone who drinks is viewn as an alcoholic?

>>21575044
What level of delusional retardation is this?

>>21575052
My greatgreatgrandfather remigrated to Europe because he couldn't stand the constant seething of anglo protties. Apparently they started malding whenever him and his buddies had a few beers on the evenings, or Sunday after church. Let alone his sons having drunken unmarried sex with the local girls during village feasts, as was customary at the time. His diary describes a bleak society whose motto is "No fun allowed".

>>21575044
>>21575060
You mean like puritans? They were no-fun-allowed assholes, everybody knows that. On the plus side, they were generally friendly towards the natives, in an "I'm sorry you're a heathen savage" kinda way. (Killing of natives rose as the puritans faded out and fun-loving drunken yahoos became more common. I guess killing Indians was fun)

The puritans were a big thing early on, but became a minority. We've had periodic reappearances of their kinda shit, but there's a strong cultural countercurrent against it, too.

>>21551139
>if you dare even try a novelty item like this just ONCE, then you immediately gain 400lbs and clearly eat it for breakfast/lunch/dinner
What a boring life you live.

>>21559496
>I'm a barbecue enthusiast and I'm yet to be enthralled by the view of a brisket

Thought the same for years. When you try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised, the burnt ends are the best part, it's better than any candy or junk food I've ever eaten. I could live on brisket and never get sick of it.

>>21551480
Was regular cheese too difficult?

>>21572900
>post gross food nobody eats in none american country to make fun of them

Heh foreigners are gross and have terrible food.

>post gross food that nobody eats in america to make fun of them

ERM WTF THATS NOT WHAT WE EAT REEEEEEEEEE

Lil bro can't handle the banter.

>>21575723
>newfag foreigner doesn't recognize the Hurgin
It was literally a bait shitpost meme from like 12 years ago, retard

>>21568028
>>21551139
everyone sniffs their own asshole in many ways, bet you also unconsciously sniff your tp after wiping too

>>21576208
>sniff your tp after wiping

>>21551139
based monkey desu