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Anonymous No.21551280 >>21551318 >>21551368 >>21551380 >>21551424 >>21551442 >>21551767 >>21551774 >>21551823 >>21551867 >>21552128 >>21552154 >>21552155 >>21552192 >>21552196 >>21552217 >>21552235
What's the ideal burger?
Anonymous No.21551304
the opposite of that
Anonymous No.21551313
RIP king
Anonymous No.21551318
>>21551280 (OP)
chicken burger with bacon
Anonymous No.21551368
>>21551280 (OP)
Beef cooked in lots of country crock original and a splash of rolling rock
Bacon
Lucrene cheese
Reesies piecies
Crushed doritos
Jack Daniels bbq sauce
A sunny side egg

Not half bad
Anonymous No.21551375
start by not holding it like that
Anonymous No.21551380
>>21551280 (OP)
too soon
Anonymous No.21551381 >>21551397 >>21551517 >>21551541 >>21551762
People watch someone destroying themselves without offering any help and then wonder that they died.
Anonymous No.21551397 >>21551407
>>21551381
Are you an idiot? Cobes was constantly given advice and told that he was literally killing himself. Numerous times people watching him had to contact his father or the police to try to force him to get his shit together. It was all dismissed as trolling.
Anonymous No.21551407 >>21551417 >>21551439 >>21551498
>>21551397
>Cobes was constantly given advice and told he was literally killing himself
Not from anyone from here.
>but but but I did-
Nobody believes you.
Anonymous No.21551417 >>21551438
>>21551407
Ok fine you enjoy whatever you're getting out of telling yourself that you're better than the rest of the people that allowed him to die
Anonymous No.21551424
>>21551280 (OP)
Damn, this is not what's up youtube
Anonymous No.21551426
you guys should make a discord channel. Bit awkward doing this on an anonymous shitposting board.
Anonymous No.21551438
>>21551417
Nah the people who tried to help him were better than me, I can just say with near certainty that none of those people are here. I didn't give a shit personally.
Anonymous No.21551439 >>21551458
>>21551407
Oh wow, I didn't realize that I was responsible for the life of some random guy in Wyoming, whom I only heard about literally just today. Sorry that your weird little gremlin died, it was totally my fault and not his family's and friend's responsibility. Every time some degenerate alcoholic or junkie dies from being a degenerate alcoholic or junkie, despite being told since childhood that being a degenerate alcoholic or junkie is bad and will kill you, every time this happens it's my fault.
Anonymous No.21551442
>>21551280 (OP)
He's gone into hibernation and will be back in the Spring.
Anonymous No.21551447
you people are real goofy aye
Anonymous No.21551458 >>21551470 >>21551472 >>21551762
>>21551439
Where did you get that from my post? I'm not holding you responsible, you can get off the phone with your lawyer. I didn't care about this turd myself, didn't mean to bring up some unresolved guilt issues you had. I'll tread lightly whenever jack dies, that'll be a hard one for you too probably.
Anonymous No.21551470 >>21551491
>>21551458
>No one from here helped my degenerate para social internet boyfriend!!!!!
>i-its not like I cared or anything, baka!
Anonymous No.21551472
>>21551458
Forgot to mention I don't know anyone named jack.
Anonymous No.21551491 >>21551497
>>21551470
>retard projection
>mobile filename
Like pottery.
Anonymous No.21551497 >>21551656 >>21551833
>>21551491
>Using the exact words I said against me is...le projection!
>You're also worse than me because you're not still using a pc to post on 4chan, like it's 2008!
I think you need to grow up a little, pal.
Anonymous No.21551498 >>21551510 >>21551656
>>21551407
>Not from anyone from here.
So what? Probably no one from here was sending him bottles of liquor and air duster either.
Anonymous No.21551510
>>21551498
Watch out, he'll say you're projecting for pointing out the very thing he said.
Anonymous No.21551517
>>21551381
People offered all kinds of help you retard. You didn't even watch the guy. Fuck off
Anonymous No.21551521 >>21551525 >>21551528 >>21551536 >>21551544
Does this faggot lolcows death need to be spammed on multiple boards
Anonymous No.21551525
>>21551521
Not really, it can easily be contained by not deleting the single thread about it at a time but here we are
Anonymous No.21551528 >>21551548 >>21551603
>>21551521
Are you mad because no one will give a shit when you die but cobes is being remembered all over the internet
Anonymous No.21551536 >>21551543
>>21551521
He was loved by many
Anonymous No.21551541 >>21551550
>>21551381
You can almost certainly attribute his early death to trolls sending him copious amounts of alcohol via doordash. He had no way of doing that on his own dime, that's for sure.
Anonymous No.21551543 >>21551547
>>21551536
But hated by most
Anonymous No.21551544
>>21551521
Anonymous No.21551547 >>21551554
>>21551543
Wrong
Anonymous No.21551548 >>21551549
>>21551528
i would prefer people dont pick my life apart after my death by insane subhumans who formed some kind of parasocial relationship with lolcows who documented thar degradation online for dopamine or money
Anonymous No.21551549 >>21551553 >>21551603
>>21551548
Next time just say "yeah"
Anonymous No.21551550
>>21551541
The man was an absolutely hopeless alcoholic. Sending someone like that booze is obviously not good but at the same time it definitely stopped him from drinking much worse out of desperation. Not that I'm saying the people doing it had noble intentions or anything but they very well could have actually prolonged his life
Anonymous No.21551553
>>21551549
Yeah id rather not be an alcoholic who kills himself from substance abuse
Anonymous No.21551554
>>21551547
Nah he knew it. Weirdo internet folk should ve culled and slaughtered anyway. He just beat being a dependent retard to the punch.
Anonymous No.21551559 >>21551566
Best drink combo?
Anonymous No.21551560
This ugly fucker is dead? Thank God. Hopefully he didn't reproduce.
Anonymous No.21551566
>>21551559
dawn dish soap and chili nuts el vino in blender
Anonymous No.21551603 >>21551605 >>21551619
>>21551549
>>21551528
So, will you be singing the same tune when Chris chan dies? Is he somehow better than the rest of us because a lot of people know of him? I'm not sure I understand this mindset.
Anonymous No.21551605
>>21551603
the worst thing cobra did was cheat on his girlfriend. other than that he was still relatable in a lot of ways. there was a lot of humanity to him. cannot say the same about CWC, he was a bizarre alien as far as i'm concerned.
Anonymous No.21551619 >>21551630
>>21551603
If you can't see the difference between Josh and Chris Chan, youuuuu may be a retard
Anonymous No.21551630 >>21551651 >>21551660
>>21551619
Two degenerates who would have just been eccentric, but would have lived decent enough lives had they not grown up in the era of the internet, had they not had unfettered access to the internet while also lacking basic "internet survival" skills, like not giving a shit about what randoms say and not believing any stranger online about anything? Two people who have been absolutely destroyed by the internet, to the point that one of them is dead now?
Yeah, huge difference, you're right. It is you, who are the fool, for not seeing the glaring similarities.
Anonymous No.21551651
>>21551630
Remove the internet and Chris might have been able to make it, his parents were still fucking retards that didn't know what to do with him but Cobes would have ended up on the streets alongside most of his friends.
The only truly negative thing to come from exposure to the internet was getting fired from Wendy's earlier than he should have but he would have eventually. Cobes may have blamed the trolls for almost all the bad things that happened to him but it was basically never the case. They didn't get him evicted twice despite his claims. They didn't get him banned from the local bars despite his claims. They didn't get him fired from his last job despite his claims. They sent him saucy sandwiches, tampons and booze. The only person that destroyed Josh's life was Josh. He is not the same as Chris whose trolls did repeatedly go way too far.
Anonymous No.21551656 >>21551661
>>21551497
>exact words
Where did I say he was my "parasocial internet boyfriend" anon?
People are just getting mad that I pointed out that it's almost guaranteed that nobody here(myself included) was part of the people anon said tried contacting his father and the police to get him help. That's just a simple fact, ask yourself why it's making you defensive.

>>21551498
Probably true.
Anonymous No.21551660
>>21551630
Chris Chan is and was always simply a spectacle. A circus freak.

Josh was pretty relatable when he gained popularity. Genuinely nice guy who just wanted to fit in and have a normal life even though he was relentlessly bullied basically his entire life. The crowd he gathered towards the end definitely saw him as a spectacle, but the ones who were introduced to him through the documentary or other means either related to him or knew someone like him that they either felt bad for or wished to see happy.

Also, Chris raped his mom or whatever
Anonymous No.21551661 >>21551666
>>21551656
I notice that you're omitting the much larger group that I mentioned who tried to give him advice rather than going the extra step to contact his family
Anonymous No.21551666 >>21551673 >>21551679
>>21551661
I included people giving him advice in my original post, wetbrain. Did you notice that?
Anonymous No.21551673 >>21551691
>>21551666
Everyone's brain is wet, doofus
Anonymous No.21551679 >>21551691
>>21551666
And moved to focus on defending your position using the considerably smaller group after recieving pushback because it's occuring to you that it's not actually that unlikely that someone here could have tried to help Cobes with simple advice
Anonymous No.21551691 >>21551700
>>21551673
Google it

>>21551679
I just didn't mention it a second time after I replied earlier. No, I don't think that anyone here tried to help him. Its not impossible but I don't think it's likely at all. You can just admit you forgot I included that earlier. The only "pushback" I got was someone pretending I was his boyfriend because they were butthurt that I don't think your average 4chan poster would help someone like this.
Maybe you feel differently and are retarded. Not much else to discuss here, you just have a higher opinion of your average 4chan user watching someone like this than I do.
Anonymous No.21551700 >>21551706
>>21551691
I just knew you'd either tell me to Google it or link me to the article for Wernicke korsikoff syndrome yourself. I just knew that you wouldn't get my ingenious pun. What a bore. I played you like a fiddle, Sonny.
Anonymous No.21551705 >>21551712 >>21551716
I didn't even know this turd existed until a bujch of transexuals started spamming the site
I'm supposed to feel bad or something? Can't you contain your autism to the kiwitards cancer?
>make a site to bully and monitor the most unfortunate/retard people on earth
>wonder and cry as they died like a child looking at a dry iguana slowly but surely dehydrate and perish still not do a single thing about it
Anonymous No.21551706 >>21551714
>>21551700
It wasn't even a pun, man.
Anonymous No.21551712 >>21551717
>>21551705
Kys
Anonymous No.21551714
>>21551706
Yes, I know it's far too high brow for you to understand, thanks for the concession.
Anonymous No.21551716 >>21551717
>>21551705
>I'm supposed to feel bad or something?
No.
Incredibly the thread is not in any way about you.
Anonymous No.21551717 >>21551721 >>21551729
>>21551716
>>21551712
Then don't spam the board with kiwitroon crap faggot
Anonymous No.21551721
>>21551717
Cry more, little baby
Anonymous No.21551729
>>21551717
Suck my dick from behind, normie faggot
Anonymous No.21551762 >>21551792 >>21551884
>>21551458
you posted
>People watch someone destroying themselves without offering any help and then wonder that they died. @ >>21551381
what you implied with that post is that there exist people who both (1) did not offer help and (2) wonder why they died. in effect, because you are in a thread in effigy, you are claiming the users, who are JFS fans, of 4ch somehow fulfill both of these clauses. because, of course, this is likely the place that we are discussing him (outside of YT). they do not fulfill these clauses. whether or not you understand, and regardless of your intention: what you posted was extremely rude to any fan of Cobes that's on this website. YOU brought up the allegation, not someone else. typically when people post or say something, others read in to the implications behind and motivations for your statements.
hope this helps with your socializing in the future.
but, no, there are not people who watch someone destroy themselves without offering help who ALSO wonder how they died. that's made up in your head, anon. you think negatively like that because your personality is abnormal.
Anonymous No.21551767 >>21552164
>>21551280 (OP)
>two 3oz smash burger patties, 80/20 ground chuck
>two slices of pepper jack
>caramelized onion
>leaf lettuce
>semi thick slice of tomato
>slices of salted avocado
>pickled jalapeno slices
>toasted brioche bun
>mayo and mustard
That is burger perfection IMO
Anonymous No.21551774
>>21551280 (OP)
and also my ideal burger is with jalapeno and sometimes i add blue cheese. i don't mind some mustards but i do not want ketchup nor mayonnaise.
Anonymous No.21551792
>>21551762
I'll tell you simply what I think and then we can both fuck off because this has run its course, much like his time on this earth.
>It's incredibly unlikely that anyone here helped him in any way, including giving advice or making phone calls to family/cops
>They probably just enjoyed the trainwreck of his existence
>If you think otherwise then you're a retard
>If you think my view is unreasonable then you haven't been here long enough
I'm not reading any of your post telling me what I think, see the above text for what i think. Have a nice day.
Anonymous No.21551823 >>21551824 >>21551826 >>21552007
>>21551280 (OP)
Let me ask you this: what's the ideal burger without the ideal french fries?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7E4StlboB48
Anonymous No.21551824
>>21551823
I joked alot about cobra not really having dark powers but when he commanded that fire to stop it fucking listened
Anonymous No.21551826 >>21551847
>>21551823
Kay was so powerful her soul split in two and was born in a man and a woman. Incredible how have I never heard of this guy before? I've been on 4chan since almost the beginning, I've lurked /ck/ for year but other than a few reaction gif's that didn't say anything about the guy I've never seen anyone talking about him here or anywhere else. How did he fly under the radar so well?
Anonymous No.21551833
>>21551497
Borghampar
Anonymous No.21551847
>>21551826
His cooking stuff just kinda got boring to talk about through the lens of cooking and 95% of his videos became getting wasted in his chair and screaming about paedos, gender relations and his dry spell.
He went from actually making weird burgers and pizzas to just buying fast food from different places and stacking them on each other or even lazier he would just make a custom order and call it a food hack.
Not every dish could be as genius as the Bogrrito full of live bugs that he still ate
Anonymous No.21551867 >>21551868 >>21551877 >>21551945
>>21551280 (OP)
rip cobrajfs
now sam hyde is the ugliest man on the internet
Anonymous No.21551868
>>21551867
Oh come on now Cobes got real bad but he was never below that sicko Cyraxx
Anonymous No.21551877
>>21551867
People who hate on Cobra suck Sam's dick
Anonymous No.21551884
>>21551762
Sure bud.

I pointed out that this guy was milked "for the lulz" until he died in his bathroom floor, thus showing a mirror for his """"""fans""""" to see their true miserable and wretched faces and I'M NEGATIVE AND ABNORMAL.

His '""""""fans"""""" exploited a sick man for entertainment like he was a circus animal and they have to live with that now.
Anonymous No.21551903
Bacon and grilled onions rock on burgers
Anonymous No.21551945 >>21551950
>>21551867
cobes was a retard who was just retarded. he never harmed anyone except himself and his bisexual friend
Anonymous No.21551950 >>21551971
>>21551945
And his pets
And neighbours
And his smartmouth hat
Anonymous No.21551971 >>21551978
>>21551950
maybe they shouldn't have gone against the grain
Anonymous No.21551978
>>21551971
None of them did
That was his lighter
Anonymous No.21552007
>>21551823
>"i would just dump these in but i don't want the grease to splatter"
>dumps all of them in 15 seconds later
Anonymous No.21552048 >>21552068
drink combo - rip cobra
Anonymous No.21552068
>>21552048
thank god he's dead
Anonymous No.21552128
>>21551280 (OP)
pouring box wine into ginger ale right now, rip cobra
Anonymous No.21552154
>>21551280 (OP)
angus beef
cheese
sauce hot
bugs
pig brains
bacon
Anonymous No.21552155
>>21551280 (OP)
>What's the ideal burger?

70/30 beef that you grind yourself from a boneless chuck shoulder roast after cutting off the denver steak for a separate meal.

Form the ground meat into 6 oz patties that are slightly larger diameter than the bun.

Season liberally with salt & pepper.

Cook on a charcoal grill with plenty of wood smoke included (not hickory or mesquite though; they will make the burger taste like a shitty hotdog). The burger should be cooked to a medium (warm, pink center) temperature.

Toast the bun over the charcoal while the burger rests. Then put the meat on the bun and eat it. Add ketchup if you want. Add a whole ass-salad to it if you want; it literally won't matter. But if you seasoned & cooked the meat properly, it will be the best burger you ever did have, faggot.
Anonymous No.21552157 >>21552182
You trolls just wish you could make a burger this good
Anonymous No.21552164
>>21551767
>caramelized onion
>>leaf lettuce
>>semi thick slice of tomato
>>slices of salted avocado
>>pickled jalapeno slices

This sounds like a burger a homosexual or a European (redundant, I know) would make. You're overcomplicating what should be a simple endeavor.
Anonymous No.21552167
Behold the double quarter pounder with cheese chicken big mac $22 Mcdonalds burger youtube

The man was an artist
Anonymous No.21552181
The little shop of burgers
>medium rare
>double patties
>add chicken patty
>brioche bun
>lettuce
>onion
>pickles
>tomato
>American cheese
>shredded cheese
>Havarti cheese
>lettuce
>bacon
Anonymous No.21552182
>>21552157
those snake plushies look cute
Anonymous No.21552192
>>21551280 (OP)
Anonymous No.21552196 >>21552202 >>21552224
>>21551280 (OP)
If only he didn't hold his burger like an apple that day maybe the doctor wouldn't have stayed away...
I warned the boy
Anonymous No.21552202 >>21552213
>>21552196
WHY IS HE DEAD THIS ISN'T FAIR
Anonymous No.21552213 >>21552221
>>21552202
It's a little bit fair
Anonymous No.21552217
>>21551280 (OP)
Rest in Peace King
Anonymous No.21552221 >>21552226 >>21552234 >>21552259
>>21552213
people are saying he was poisoned
Anonymous No.21552224 >>21552229
>>21552196
Name a better burger grip
>hands mop up all the grease
>peak bite coverage of extra thick burgers
>perfect bite every time
Anonymous No.21552226 >>21552239
>>21552221
It is possible but be honest, if you get a package from an insane ex that contains a small baggie of mysterious seeds and you ingest or smoke them then it's a little bit fair if bad shit happens. There is some shared blame there
Anonymous No.21552229
>>21552224
Burgers like an apple never bothered me, what I could never stand was the way he would cram his entire palm into his face when eating a taco
Anonymous No.21552234 >>21552237
>>21552221
The people that spent their miserable life hating on Cobra are now targeting his ex girlfriend saying she sent him some toxic seeds. Like some seeds could really take down the gothic King.
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.21552235
>>21551280 (OP)
sans undertale burger
Anonymous No.21552237 >>21552239
>>21552234
They aren't just saying it, she filmed herself packing them to send to him
Anonymous No.21552239
>>21552226
>>21552237
She's laughing about it, they murdered my boy
Anonymous No.21552242 >>21552262
I hope you all remember that Cobes believed that ghosts can only eat the ghost of your meal
Eat up and give him a nice room temp feast
Anonymous No.21552259 >>21552264
>>21552221
some people always want something big and dramatic to uncover and someone to blame
Anonymous No.21552262
>>21552242
Fantastic premise to a show or movie honestly.
Anonymous No.21552264 >>21552285 >>21552295
>>21552259
She sent him poisoned stuff and is now mocking his death by showing the flowers of the poisoned seeds, she took pictures and everything.
Anonymous No.21552285 >>21552299
>>21552264
Where? I wanna see
Anonymous No.21552295 >>21552300
>>21552264
>She sent him poisoned stuff
She didn't sneak poison into anything. She sent him a bag of flower seeds. And it's really unlikely that it was a lethal amount even if he did eat it, which hasn't been confirmed.

He was a hardcore alcoholic and drug addict and they're not known to be healthy and live long. Air duster alone has been known to cause sudden deaths like this.
Anonymous No.21552299
>>21552285
Anonymous No.21552300 >>21552303 >>21552411
>>21552295
>And it's really unlikely that it was a lethal amount even if he did eat it
For a normal person
>He was a hardcore alcoholic and drug addict
Anonymous No.21552303 >>21552305 >>21552309
>>21552300
>For a normal person
For anyone. Even with the more toxic parts of the plant you'd have to eat a lot of it, the seeds are less toxic and it was a small amount. And it's not even confirmed that he didn't know what they were and ingested them.

It's the same kind of bizarre dramatic speculation and blame that frequently happens when any kind of celebrity suddenly dies at a young age.
Anonymous No.21552305 >>21552315
>>21552303
>It's the same kind of bizarre dramatic speculation
No, it isn't, the woman knowingly sent him toxic seeds, he died, and now she is posting the flowers of the toxic seeds on her social media, it isn't like anything anyone has seen before except in true crime documentaries about murders.
Anonymous No.21552309 >>21552317 >>21552333
>>21552303
When the alternative is that his organs shut down on their own anyway no amount of toxicity can be simply handwaved off as a potential catalyst, particularly when the symptoms for that poisoning match the ones the deceased had described
Anonymous No.21552315 >>21552316 >>21552319
>>21552305
Why would he eat the seeds though?
Anonymous No.21552316
>>21552315
Why would he readily inhale homemade mystery vape juice sent by a stranger? Because he did that.
Anonymous No.21552317
>>21552309
Let's not forget this same woman filmed him almost shooting himself in the head with a shotgun while taking a selfy of herself. It's like an 80% chance he was murdered at this point.
Anonymous No.21552319
>>21552315
An evil woman told him it would get him high? Just like the other sack of toxic crap she sent him and told him to smoke.
Anonymous No.21552325 >>21552327
It's also a very real possibility that even if she did it she may have just wanted to make him sick and didn't properly account for the fact that he's been on borrowed time since moving into the trailer
It doesn't need to be some big murder scheme
Anonymous No.21552327 >>21552331
>>21552325
>she may have just wanted to make him sick
And why is she posting the flowers of the toxic seeds now, after he is dead? Seems like she wanted him dead. But this is all assuming he ate the seeds and smoked the toxic shit she sent him, we currently have no proof that he did.
Anonymous No.21552331
>>21552327
That she's posting anything other than herself crying for sympathy suggests that she doesn't know yet
Anonymous No.21552333
>>21552309
>the symptoms for that poisoning match the ones the deceased had described
The same symptoms alcoholics and drug addicts often have when using so much?

The seeds are likely to be extremely bitter and inedible even if he did try to eat them. Maybe it should be looked into? But it's still just a ton of speculation and it's not like he was perfectly healthy before this anyway. It's sad but even healthy people have been known to suddenly die after doing the things he's done.
Anonymous No.21552411
>>21552300
That just tells me that his body's tolerance for noxious poison was that much higher.